Corrupt A Wish Game

granted, but you don't know how to use this ability

i wish i could live on the sun without dying

granted but they are expired


i wish i can explode into a million tiny pieces

granted, but you can only explode 1000 years from now.

i wish i could transform into a flying, fire-breathing t-rex that can survive underwater

granted, but any form of oxygen melts your skin on contact

i wish i owned a .44 magnum

you're wish comes true...you CAN transform any item without horrible side effects...unfortunately you turn you're computer into a blue cheese by accident one week after getting you power(without causing any horrible side effects of course >:3) WISH i wish all the king horses and all the kings men succeeded in putting humpty dumpty back together again

They did, but he fell and broke himself again

I wish I am a genius and dont have to go to college class

Granted, but you fail your classes by never attending again.

I wish every woman in the world between the ages of 15 and 35 would grow six cup sizes without feeling any back pain.

But they would explode and created tons of mini big bangs.

I wish for FAKKU to succeed even more.

granted it became a world renowned organization and banned you because you weren't important anymore

i wish i can mind control all loli

Granted, loli is extinct

I wish I can turn dirt into gold

this is all I can say.


I wish to be human.

granted but no one is your friend

I wish to get my girlfriend the best b-day gift EVER

You BASTARD!

damn, ninja'd



granted, but your girlfriend dumps you the day before her b-day.

i wish i was santa

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i just escaped that hell and got a new one


granted but Christmas becomes outlawed
i wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted

It just did. HAHAHA!

I wish for the person above me make a wish.

Granted, it just has a downside within of itself which is...

You didn't wish for anthing.

They did, but it was nothing.



WHAT?! I WISH FOR LOLIs to live again!

It just did. HAHAHA!
Ninja'd

Too bad.


I wish for the person below me to make a wish.