Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, I will make two wishes
I wish to see fate UBW movie nao
I wish to see fate UBW movie nao

granted but my wish is stupid

i wish that i was me

Sure but it involves you.

A wasted wish

I wish blaruto would make sense. and what i dont' even know how you answered my wish...

I WISH TO STOP THE NINJA"S!!! ARHGIWEO:FGEAUIPFBEARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHH!

holy crap, super ninja'd lol

granted, but the ninjas came out of hiding.

i wish i was a flying turtle of immortality

granted but you louse your ability to fly and live forever so your just a turtle

i wish i wish i was a fish

granted, you're captured by japanese fisherman and then cooked alive.

i wish i had x-ray vision that didn't damage my eyes

Granted, you will not be able to disactivate it and watch human skeletons all day
I wish for ninja extinction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted but then samurais run wild

i wish i could love

granted, you love the ugliest creature in the world now and you refuse to do anything except admire it.

i wish i had an uncorruptable wish

granted but you wish ends up being stupid

i wish i could live in space with no possible treat of anything bad happening

granted, but in order for that to happen, you're sent to live on an island with no vegetation. you are air-dropped food every week from a different country but the loneliness gets to you and you go insane from not being able to escape it (we're technically in space after all xD)

i wish i had r2-d2 to do my chores

Gundam war started where you live.
*Sighs* ninja's

What?

I wish to be a otaku.

granted but you didnt have to wish for that

i wish i COULD live on a deserted island....im already crazy

Granted, but you get so obsessed that you lose all your friends, stop going to work, and get kicked out on the streets. :/

fjoaiwefe Ninja'd

Granted, but there are no women anywhere on the island. Also, no computers, food, or anything modern.

WISH: I wish my AP Bio work was done, handed to my teacher, and had A+ on it.

:( no grant wish?



granted, but it has your most hated enemy's name on it and he/she gets all the credit and you fail the class.

i wish i didn't have to pay money for console games

Granted, the only console game you can play is tetris

I wish I had a maid to do my essays

granted, she gets an f on all of them and you have to repeat the year

i wish i had an awesome billy mays beard

Granted, but it ends up on your butt not your face. :]

WISH: I wish to be amazing at everything.

You were amazing at dying every second of your life.

I wish Lady GAGA was a guy.

assbeard? awwwwwwesome. i don't need to buy those vintage furry toilet seats lol

friggin ninja'd

granted, unfortunately, he already is

i wish kingdom hearts 358/2 days was for the ps3