Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but Deviryuu took it from you.

I wish DFO would download faster.

granted, it downloads 1 byte/hour faster

i wish i was an admin for Final Fantasy XIV

Your blood is made of your cum.

I wish to be your mother.

Granted, but my dad forces you to have sex with him Every night!!

I wish to live in a giant bubble

Granted, but it popped before you could touch it

i wish Fakku was also an online game

Granted ... dont know how the hell this one can be fked up

i wish to be admin XD

granted, but you'll get the accident when u become the admin

i wish noel vermillion(blazblue) become exist in this world and become my soulmate,(^.^ Kyuuuuuu~~~uuunn~~~~)

granted, but she turns out to be a 2d cut out ^_^

i wish on a horrible death on the next poster for corrupting my wish ^_^

Wish granted


I wish for a whole week of holiday

Granted, but it is your last week on earth

i wish for my on loyal zombie army

granted... oh wait. *rummages through zombie stock* Aw drats. God's out of flesh-eating zombies. But we'd offer replacements - double the amount, free of charge. Would you prefer semen-sucking zombies or Skynet android zombies that eat laptops and runs on fuel made from papaya extracts?

I wish for a simple chocolate White Forest cake. For me only.

Granted, you will have unlimited supple of it, and you shall never eat anything else then that.

I wish for a loyal servant that thinks nothin but serving me

You got one. but you died.


I wish for a gun with unlimited bullets

Granted, with unlimited high tech bullets that only shoots yourself

I wish I wish I have 99 wishes

granted, but whenever you wish, you'll lose a vital body part

i wish the cleveland show was funnier

Granted, but all other humour would cease to exist.

I wish for a bowl of soup.

Granted. It's chicken soup, and you're not allowed to complain about the fly in your soup.

I wish I can ressurect the dead.

granted, but for everyone dead you resurrect, someone close to you will die and are the only exception to your resurrection wish ^_^

I wish i can people happy

Granted. everybody is happy, cept you, who was sad to the point of committing suicide.

Edit: I wish I had infinite money.