You can now ask me things. (B.Y.O.B.)
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As the great George Carlin wrote: "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
Pro hint: If I tell you a story about how I prevented the destruction of Japan by slapping Godzilla with my dick, I am probably using the second-best policy available to me, but it totally happened.
Pro hint: If I tell you a story about how I prevented the destruction of Japan by slapping Godzilla with my dick, I am probably using the second-best policy available to me, but it totally happened.
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catgirlfetish wrote...
Why are you so gangster?Probably because my jewelry gives people that false impression. That chain necklace was the only thing the store had that wouldn't make me look like a woman who adores the vampires in twilight.
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
Who killed Maddie?The maid with the pipe in the kitchen.
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GroverCleaveland wrote...
Why don't you skype?I do, you just don't know where to find me. I've been asked to join a skype group before, but I don't like group convos; too many people makes me uncomfortable. One on one = ideal. A few people = tolerable. Big group = "See ya, I've got copyright laws to break."
mantisprime1250 wrote...
ass or b00bs?I like big butts and I cannot lie. Yo girl, those titties aren't what caught my eye . . .
mantisprime1250 wrote...
[color=green]how can you be so awesome?Contrary to what I said in my post above, I am probably a wizard.
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Neruku wrote...
chicken or egg?I do not have the patience to wait for the egg to hatch and grow up into a Hen so it can lay eggs and start a relationship with the nice Cock that I introduced her to. Then they will ride off into the sunset on their honeymoon, and after starting a family, they will gladly offer their offspring as a sacrifice to their lord. All hail me.
With the already hatched Hen, I can do that shit now.
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Shinji Ex wrote...
The Ultimate Question!Red Vs. Blue
Who is the best?
I'm assuming you're talking about pokemon.
My answer can be easily inferred over here.
Spoiler:
Zak wrote...
What is your opinion on me?I have you categorized as a sick fuck and lamia lover who only rarely posts images worth paying attention to. The rest are uninteresting/unfunny. You don't seem like the average fakku user that I mentally ignore (or am oblivious to the existence of, just to clarify that), but that's probably because your name is familiar to me. In essence, you're just neutral. Oh yea, your sig is fucked. "Whatever you do, it's Zak." Are you sure you want to sound like people are fucking Zak?
Doing your wife? Surprise, it's Zak. We also no longer fap, we Zak. Stop projecting yourself into other people's affairs, you sick fuck.
NeoStriker wrote...
Oh great magic Rbz ball.Why is Zak a faggot?
*Shake* *Shake*
Zak wrote...
Let me get that last one Rbz....
Because haters gon hate.
You fucked up. With the way that question is worded, you admitted to being a hated faggot.
NeoStriker wrote...
I patiently await your answer, oh great magic Rbz ball.It might have something to do with his sig. I mean, guys who "do whatever" after reading that are doing Zak. For fucks sake, imagine waking up next to Zak after a "fun" night.
