You can now ask me things. (B.Y.O.B.)

As the great George Carlin wrote: "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

Pro hint: If I tell you a story about how I prevented the destruction of Japan by slapping Godzilla with my dick, I am probably using the second-best policy available to me, but it totally happened.

Why are you so gangster?

Who killed Maddie?

Probably because my jewelry gives people that false impression. That chain necklace was the only thing the store had that wouldn't make me look like a woman who adores the vampires in twilight.



The maid with the pipe in the kitchen.

How can I be awesome like you?

I am not a wizard, you figure that out.

Why don't you skype?

ass or b00bs?

how can you be so awesome?

I do, you just don't know where to find me. I've been asked to join a skype group before, but I don't like group convos; too many people makes me uncomfortable. One on one = ideal. A few people = tolerable. Big group = "See ya, I've got copyright laws to break."



I like big butts and I cannot lie. Yo girl, those titties aren't what caught my eye . . .



Contrary to what I said in my post above, I am probably a wizard.

chicken or egg?

I do not have the patience to wait for the egg to hatch and grow up into a Hen so it can lay eggs and start a relationship with the nice Cock that I introduced her to. Then they will ride off into the sunset on their honeymoon, and after starting a family, they will gladly offer their offspring as a sacrifice to their lord. All hail me.

With the already hatched Hen, I can do that shit now.

The Ultimate Question!

Red Vs. Blue

Who is the best?

What is your opinion on me?

Oh great magic Rbz ball.

Why is Zak a faggot?

*Shake* *Shake*

Let me get that last one Rbz.

...

Because haters gon hate.

I patiently await your answer, oh great magic Rbz ball.

I'm assuming you're talking about pokemon.

My answer can be easily inferred over here.




I have you categorized as a sick fuck and lamia lover who only rarely posts images worth paying attention to. The rest are uninteresting/unfunny. You don't seem like the average fakku user that I mentally ignore (or am oblivious to the existence of, just to clarify that), but that's probably because your name is familiar to me. In essence, you're just neutral. Oh yea, your sig is fucked. "Whatever you do, it's Zak." Are you sure you want to sound like people are fucking Zak?

Doing your wife? Surprise, it's Zak. We also no longer fap, we Zak. Stop projecting yourself into other people's affairs, you sick fuck.





You fucked up. With the way that question is worded, you admitted to being a hated faggot.



It might have something to do with his sig. I mean, guys who "do whatever" after reading that are doing Zak. For fucks sake, imagine waking up next to Zak after a "fun" night.

How big is your dick?

*Shake* *Shake*

What does Rbz stand for?

Big enough to knock Godzilla the fuck out from one hit.



It's an alias formed from my name, which is Roman B*****Z*** (add or subtract a few *).