Your epic battlecry!

Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the hotel lobby! It is Quadratic, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows gutterally:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem like a river of pure piranha!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Naya, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you until you turn inside-out, and hit you with a steamroller!"

Mines was: "For the love of carnage and discord, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

this is mine:

Zang! Who is that, skulking across the tundra! It is Hoshi, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He screams ominously:

"I'm going to flog you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!!!"

Aw hell... now that is just awesome, a Conan reference.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"

Skulking along the plains, wielding a burning branch, cometh Ramsus! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

I also put in my usual alternate name and got this (and couldn't stop laughing for a while): Striding amidst the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Miang! And she gives a low roar:

"For the love of beatings, skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

Stalking amidst the freeway, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Cutter! And he gives an ominous scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage with God on my side!"

And my alt

Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the icy wasteland! It is Magruth, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you beyond the end of time, then steal your lederhosen!"

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the plains! It is Selbbin, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries thunderously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I carve into flesh with reckless abandon!!!"

"I'm seriously going to hump you like it's my job, then make toast!"

I just HAD to post this one

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the icy wasteland! It is Malath, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond your expiration date, then bake cookies!"

Lo! Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is Kaos, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bruise you until you smell like barbeque!!"

Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Maxad, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries thunderously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"

Who is that, sprinting amidst the candy store! It is Ark, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you into the fast lane, and throw you out the window!!"

YAHHHHWAAAAAAAGHAAAALAAAKSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
straight forward, to the point.

Standing amidst the freeway,two katanas in hand, cometh BigLundi! And he gives an orgasmic yell:

"I'm going to show EVERYONE...just how GAY they really are!"

Prowling amidst the wasteland, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Raven_Addict! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to torment you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"

<.< damn some of that makes me sound gay,but if i take out the underscore i get this:

Sprinting out of the plains, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Raven Addict! And he gives a mighty roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until my glands are satisfied!!!"

1. Stalking out of the tarmac, swinging a burning branch, cometh ThorW! And he gives a low scream:

"I'm going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"

2. Skulking across the tarmac, brandishing a burning branch, cometh 1forsaken1! And he gives a booming grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

I skulk across tarmac with burning branches pulverising people making them scream till they awaken the dead and cum in my pants from their pain....yeah sounds about right.

1. Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Skydager, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"

2. Stalking out of the fields, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Sky-chan! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so utterly, you'll age fifty years!!!"


mine came out weird

Hentai is the bane of my animosity, the subject of every fibre of my waking being's discontent.

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Arbitor, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"

Prowling on the cliffs, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Tommi! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!"

Sorry people, but I win :D:D

Sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Nosferatu! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you backwards in time, and throw you out the window!!"