Your epic battlecry!
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I seem to always remember my favorite game dialogs and use them as my own so my battlecry sounds like a saying that Nero does in DMC4 in almost every of his moves.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST! *been using this for over 2 years*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST! *been using this for over 2 years*
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Striding over the steppes, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mariamcardoso! And she gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to hump you into a new dimension of pain!!!"
PS: Can't wait! *sigh*
"I'm going to hump you into a new dimension of pain!!!"
PS: Can't wait! *sigh*
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catfish wrote...
Apparently people named assface make people pee fire.Stalking over the candy store, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Assface! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until you pee fire, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Catfish you forgot the WRYYYY
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Anyone get this one?
Running through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Your Mom's New Boyfriend! And he gives a gutteral cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!!!"
Running through the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Your Mom's New Boyfriend! And he gives a gutteral cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!!!"
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OBJECTION!
Darkness, bitterness. These things are what create me. However, Coffee is what completes me.
TAKE THIS!
Rampaging across the mountains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Unsigned! And he gives a booming bellow:
"I'm seriously going to beat you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"
Darkness, bitterness. These things are what create me. However, Coffee is what completes me.
TAKE THIS!
Rampaging across the mountains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Unsigned! And he gives a booming bellow:
"I'm seriously going to beat you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"
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I noticed a lot of them had God references but w/e heres mine:
Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Acheron! And he gives a booming howl:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!!"
Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Acheron! And he gives a booming howl:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!!"
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Running amidst the cliffs, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Kaien! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
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Come grovel at my feet, you pieces of shit! G-money is in the houze, and he's here to clean your clocks!!
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
Skulking across the wasteland, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Warlord! And he gives a low howl:
"I'm seriously going to pound you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
"I'm seriously going to pound you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
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Striding out of the icy wasteland, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh ILoveTsundere! And he gives a mighty cry:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
