Your epic battlecry!
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Skulking over the icy wasteland, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Skoodlez13! And he gives a booming cry:
"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"
Running over the fields, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Jner! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"I'm going to hump you harder than God thought possible, and plug you into a power plant!!"
"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"
Running over the fields, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Jner! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"I'm going to hump you harder than God thought possible, and plug you into a power plant!!"
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Striding through the icy wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Mwong04! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you acquire caulrophobia!!"
"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you acquire caulrophobia!!"
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Fallan
Kamen Rider Cheeki
Skulking amidst the tundra, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Xxxholic18! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"I'm going to contort you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
"I'm going to contort you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
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Skulking across the tarmac, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Mangaka350! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, Buddha will explode!"
GRRRRRRRRRR...........SPILL THE BLOOD OF LUCIFER!!!!!
"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, Buddha will explode!"
GRRRRRRRRRR...........SPILL THE BLOOD OF LUCIFER!!!!!
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Zang! Who is that, running on the tundra! It is Granth, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
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Lo! Who is that, skulking along the plains! It is Rbz, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you acquire caulrophobia!!!"
What kind of pussy ass battlecry is that. It doesn't even involve russian pimp slaps.
"I'm going to pulverize you until you acquire caulrophobia!!!"
What kind of pussy ass battlecry is that. It doesn't even involve russian pimp slaps.
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Who is that, rampaging out of the tarmac! It is Nacho, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries homicidally:
"I'm seriously going to punch you faster than the speed of sound!"
Pitas? Well, I guess it's badass in a... fitting way.
"I'm seriously going to punch you faster than the speed of sound!"
Pitas? Well, I guess it's badass in a... fitting way.
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Behold! he walketh among the dead in the horizon! it is zeKer, carrying a badass blade! he cries madly:
"Im gonna enjoy kill you motherf*ckers and im gonna make sure that you're gonna like it!"
lol....
"Im gonna enjoy kill you motherf*ckers and im gonna make sure that you're gonna like it!"
lol....
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Morning Star
Soba-Scans Staff
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is Morning Star, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams mightily:
"I'm going to fuck you in such an unsafe manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"
"I'm going to fuck you in such an unsafe manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"
Spoiler:
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1st:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the steppes! It is Windknight111, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"
2nd:
Hark! Who is that, skulking across the freeway! It is Windknight111, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries homicidally:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the steppes! It is Windknight111, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"
2nd:
Hark! Who is that, skulking across the freeway! It is Windknight111, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries homicidally:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!"
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Apparently people named assface make people pee fire.
Stalking over the candy store, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Assface! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until you pee fire, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Stalking over the candy store, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Assface! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until you pee fire, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
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Mine is so stupid:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the steppes! It is Neko-chan, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you until you spontaneously degenerate!"
Why a chainlink fence? Why do I need that to hump someone till they degenerate?
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the steppes! It is Neko-chan, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you until you spontaneously degenerate!"
Why a chainlink fence? Why do I need that to hump someone till they degenerate?
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Zang! Who is that, stalking on the desert! It is xKei...x, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows mightily:
"I'm going to bruise you until you scream like a banshee, then steal your lederhosen!"
"I'm going to bruise you until you scream like a banshee, then steal your lederhosen!"
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Stalking on the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Temcor! And he gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
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Striding along the tundra, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Matatabi! And he gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to smack you with such disregard for common sense, you will see ultraviolet!!!"
"I'm going to smack you with such disregard for common sense, you will see ultraviolet!!!"
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GreenZero
Get Jinxed
Running on the freeway, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh GreenZero! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to spank you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
"I'm going to spank you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
"I'm going to bludgeon you until you scream like a banshee, and plunge you into financial ruin!"
seems the internet was aware of my financial stability.
seems the internet was aware of my financial stability.
