Your Weapons of Choice against a zombie attack.
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I have my top 2 Weapons always with me. My Imagination and my Enviroment
(inb4 Dead rising), but you can do so much with everyday stuff, the least is slamming them
(inb4 Dead rising), but you can do so much with everyday stuff, the least is slamming them
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close range: lumberjack gear (chainsaw, axe, hatchets) and possibly a katana or two
mid range: AA12 fullauto 12ga. shtotgun with 30 round drum clips
load that bitch up with willie pete specialty rounds and flambe em or just go with the standard buckshot
longrange: A10 warthog loaded with 30mm incindeiry rounds in the gat (armor peircing not needed), and the wing loads with nothing but rockets (i dont need a misile for a few damned zombies, rocket will work just fine)
mid range: AA12 fullauto 12ga. shtotgun with 30 round drum clips
load that bitch up with willie pete specialty rounds and flambe em or just go with the standard buckshot
longrange: A10 warthog loaded with 30mm incindeiry rounds in the gat (armor peircing not needed), and the wing loads with nothing but rockets (i dont need a misile for a few damned zombies, rocket will work just fine)
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Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Being a zombie.Then they won't attack you.
But then people will attack you. Do you really think you can handle being ruthlessly beaten by my tears?
I'm in America you're in Pakistan your tears would have no effect on me.
I'll get to your hick state, motherfucker. I'll take the 9 A.M. donkey to ALALALALALALALALALAbad, take a camel from there, get to the sea, use the Moses express to spread the sea[Lol"spread"] and shit, continue my awesome journey with my camel[At this point I'll probably have given him a name. Jeff, maybe.]. Then I will get to Oregon, protect my camel's virginity[I know you motherfuckers love animal ass. Disgusting.], find your house, break in, finish the milk in your fridge, put the empty carton back in, find you, punch you in your groin, and then cry all over you.
remind me to + rep you for that...that was fuckin hilarious
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Kuro vi Lolitannia wrote...
del wrote...
The fact that you can attack from a distance is moot! The noise made by shooting a gun would alert other zombies in the area to your presence and crowd you, and then barring any weapon jams, you would eventually run out. Killing a zombie with a sword would make less noise, and allow you to get out of the area undetected.The chance of getting away from a zombie confrontation is much more slim when
confronted with a pack of them.
If we confronted with pack of them, sword is a bad choice too. We'll need grenades and bazookas.
Or..you kill as many to move along and run the fuck and hide?!?
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Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Being a zombie.Then they won't attack you.
But then people will attack you. Do you really think you can handle being ruthlessly beaten by my tears?
I'm in America you're in Pakistan your tears would have no effect on me.
I'll get to your hick state, motherfucker. I'll take the 9 A.M. donkey to ALALALALALALALALALAbad, take a camel from there, get to the sea, use the Moses express to spread the sea[Lol"spread"] and shit, continue my awesome journey with my camel[At this point I'll probably have given him a name. Jeff, maybe.]. Then I will get to Oregon, protect my camel's virginity[I know you motherfuckers love animal ass. Disgusting.], find your house, break in, finish the milk in your fridge, put the empty carton back in, find you, punch you in your groin, and then cry all over you.
Whoa whoa whoa Washington has the beastiality. Oregon has homeless people.
Remember when you thought Oregon was a landlocked state?
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NEXUS
Since 2010
I'd be more inclined to use blunt and sharp objects.
- Machete
- Compound Bow
- Hockey Stick
- Modified Lacrosse Stick (Probably with spikes jutting out of the sides)
- Axe (A lumberjacks best friend)
- Machete
- Compound Bow
- Hockey Stick
- Modified Lacrosse Stick (Probably with spikes jutting out of the sides)
- Axe (A lumberjacks best friend)
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A Guandao. Its like a Naginata but fatter, heavier, and scarier. Perfect for slicing all the bodies in half at a good distance.
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Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Being a zombie.Then they won't attack you.
But then people will attack you. Do you really think you can handle being ruthlessly beaten by my tears?
I'm in America you're in Pakistan your tears would have no effect on me.
I'll get to your hick state, motherfucker. I'll take the 9 A.M. donkey to ALALALALALALALALALAbad, take a camel from there, get to the sea, use the Moses express to spread the sea[Lol"spread"] and shit, continue my awesome journey with my camel[At this point I'll probably have given him a name. Jeff, maybe.]. Then I will get to Oregon, protect my camel's virginity[I know you motherfuckers love animal ass. Disgusting.], find your house, break in, finish the milk in your fridge, put the empty carton back in, find you, punch you in your groin, and then cry all over you.
shits funny yo...
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Grimcint wrote...
Realistically, a WW2 Japanese Officer Katana. I own one, and it can slice through 3/4" PVC like butter, I doubt it would have a problem against the often unarmored body of an every day citizen. And it would be great for decapitation! It doesn't use ammo and can be sharpened with stone, it's also a lot lighter than most other swords, which is important; mobility is your deadliest asset in a zombie apocalypse.You'd have to get clean decapitations every time cause once you hit enough bone, any sword will get dull or stuck. Not to mention a Katana is not ideal in tight spaces.
Machete/Fire Axe and some sort of hunting crossbow. Oh and something to sharpen my weapons cause they will get dull eventually.
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Some of the choices here amuse me. Are we picking based off weapons we have proficiency in using? Or does everyone have the strength/experience to swing a katana all day long? Ever used one? They're heavier than you think, heavier than a fair few european swords. Not to mention their brittleness. I don't know how to use guns or swords, so I'd pick a solid baseball bat and a light handgun. A baseball bat is nice and simple to use, and a simple handgun would at least have little recoil. Try firing a shotgun, then tell me what the recoil is like. The key to survival is stealth, not blazing away at everything you see. Fight as little as possible. Anyone gets bitten, chuck em to the zombies for fodder while you escape. Find an area that you have multiple escape exits from, you can grow food there and have a fresh supply of water, and is defensible. Don't let random wanderers in. You don't know them, for all you know they might have infected with them or might kill you and take everything you have. Stay safe, and within a year you would be fine, what with weather and birds and the like messing up the undead.
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Classy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Classy wrote...
Being a zombie.Then they won't attack you.
But then people will attack you. Do you really think you can handle being ruthlessly beaten by my tears?
I'm in America you're in Pakistan your tears would have no effect on me.
I'll get to your hick state, motherfucker. I'll take the 9 A.M. donkey to ALALALALALALALALALAbad, take a camel from there, get to the sea, use the Moses express to spread the sea[Lol"spread"] and shit, continue my awesome journey with my camel[At this point I'll probably have given him a name. Jeff, maybe.]. Then I will get to Oregon, protect my camel's virginity[I know you motherfuckers love animal ass. Disgusting.], find your house, break in, finish the milk in your fridge, put the empty carton back in, find you, punch you in your groin, and then cry all over you.
Whoa whoa whoa Washington has the beastiality. Oregon has homeless people.
Remember when you thought Oregon was a landlocked state?
Oregon, Texas, Arizona, Wyoming, Mississippi, Missouri, Illinois, Oregon, Oklahoma, etc. They're all the same.
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FreeThought wrote...
Space Cowboy wrote...
Good one.
Why does everyone fight with Rickenbacker basses? Do they have a specific dynamic touch that makes them great for swinging around? I don't know.
