Your Weapons of Choice against a zombie attack.

Giant rusty anchor.

Sharp wit.

An evangelion.

twin swords that are real and the bade 1 1/2 to 3 feet long

I though Evangelions could only operate for 3 minutes, and then you're screwed.

I thought it was 5 minutes...

The DEATHSTAR!!!!!!! But; if not avaiable I'll use MPS AA-12 miltiray shotgun with a possible silencer attached. Two modifed glocks as side arms with silencers attached. A machete and metal baseball bat or strong light weight pipe and a pack of grenades and nightvision goggles. Plus; shelter that can hold out against the undead for years with my own water supply and food and means to make my ammo and fellow humans who can help fight them off.

A Tank...no wait Gundam.
But realistically speaking my knife.And if I can find some guns.I'd like something like a P90 and a Desert Eagle.

Fine. An Evangelion after consuming an angel core or hooked up with one of those long extension cord thingies.

For attack purposes: My tears
For defense purposes: My tears[They're all purpose weapons.] and the fetal position.

A Leopard 2 MBT and an Ultimax LMG!

Being a zombie.

Then they won't attack you.

a fucking mini gun

and a shotgun

What about ammo?

Those would just make you slower.

But then people will attack you. Do you really think you can handle being ruthlessly beaten by my tears?

Realistically, a WW2 Japanese Officer Katana. I own one, and it can slice through 3/4" PVC like butter, I doubt it would have a problem against the often unarmored body of an every day citizen. And it would be great for decapitation! It doesn't use ammo and can be sharpened with stone, it's also a lot lighter than most other swords, which is important; mobility is your deadliest asset in a zombie apocalypse.

I'm in America you're in Pakistan your tears would have no effect on me.

Primary weapon: nuke
Secondary weapon: 2 Desert eageles
Melee weapon: a chain saw

I'll get to your hick state, motherfucker. I'll take the 9 A.M. donkey to ALALALALALALALALALAbad, take a camel from there, get to the sea, use the Moses express to spread the sea[Lol"spread"] and shit, continue my awesome journey with my camel[At this point I'll probably have given him a name. Jeff, maybe.]. Then I will get to Oregon, protect my camel's virginity[I know you motherfuckers love animal ass. Disgusting.], find your house, break in, finish the milk in your fridge, put the empty carton back in, find you, punch you in your groin, and then cry all over you.