Corrupt A Wish Game

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death is a form of immortality, lol.

hmmm...i wish for...a faster connection.
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Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki
Granted.

But you lost your computer.


I wish for world domination/
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Done! You only dominated the world of gays.

I wish to shat. Fart+shit!
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Argh.....Done! with your mouth

I wish I can reincarnate into a rich family when i die
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But you can't die. You are immortal and fell in hell. You got tortured your whole life but can't die.

I wish to be a FAKKER!
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blarutoballz wrote...


I wish to be a FAKKU!


Done but with the following modification, you are now part of the website

I wish I can shoot laser out of my eyes
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jmason Curious and Wondering
granted, but I'll take your vision as payment.

i wish to have a daughter with a daddy complex.
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Done. your daughter will now kill anyone close to you coz she loves you :)

I wish I have a beautiful and nice girlfriend.
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Granted, but she is in a coma

i wish i had the ability to control space and time
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Granted but the price is that your life is shorten to a span of 4 hours.

I wish I could live in Japan.
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Granted, but the hentai and manga comapny's gone bust and is all sold out, d'awww

I wish that I could never sleep
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Granted, but you fall into a coma 20 seconds later

I wish I had the Cthulu(squid, bat, dragon sea monster) for a pet
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jmason Curious and Wondering
granted, but you'll have to worry about your new pet's very exotic appetite: human sacrifices... HAR HAR HAR HAR

I wish for a Grail War, and I'll have Saber as my Servant.
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granted, but saber goes insane and kills you

I wish i was a FAKKU! moderator!
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Granted. But then you ban yourself for the well-being of the community.

I wish I had the power of Geass.
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granted, but your geass only works on sea monkeys.

i wish i had a crate full of 24k gold bars
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You will get a crate full of gold bars, but the crate is sealed shut and no one can ever open it.

WISH: I wish to have the super power to become invisible and visible whenever I wanted.
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granted, but you had been hit by a car because nobody saw you invisibly walking across the street!

I wish to be the first person to get the PS4 when it comes out!
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Granted, but they find out that all the PS4's are defected and they get recalled.

WISH: To not care what other people think of me.
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Granted, but you no longer EXIST!

I wish for the ability to alter the quantity of anything.