Biggest lie you've ever told

Lying to the cops about having weed once.

Telling an ex that she was tight... or not fat.. or that i loved her.

I told myself that op wasn't a faggot.

Yeah, this one for me too.

Telling my Mom I never had sex with girls before.

When she found out because of my probation officer .. she told my Dad .. and since then ... been getting ignored.

I know it's not much, but Albanians have a pride in utterly trying to keep their children pure before their wedding .. even though my parents got straight into business as soon as they set eyes into each other.

I once called Invoker cool, he later realized I was lying, many lulz were had.

I once lied to a cop at my place when he asked me if I smoke weed. (I dont think thats a big lie, but the biggest I can come up wi
Nope, when I was small, like 5 years old, I told everyone I've been to US and then my mom didnt want to disappoint me, so she told everyone I've been there. Even tho everyone knew the truth. And it kept going for quite long time.

for about a month my parents believed that I had a job when I didn't. Boy they were insanely pissed finding out the truth

"I didn't throw that milk carton that exploded all over the lunch table and got half of the people there wet." They didn't buy it. Or the famous "Sure, I'd love to help out." while saying dammit....just fucking leave me alone in my mind.

I know I have worse but I can't think of them at the moment.

I told op that I gave a fuck about what he posted.

I told myself I'll do a no FapFebuary or any other month for that matter.

i used to forge signatures of my teachers on this form i had to give my mother on a daily basis(i want a bad child i just hate homework) <----if this lie isnt valid or big enough

I introduced my at that time girlfriend to my mother but never told my mom that we were dating good thing though because sadly that girl was terrible after we broke up about a week or two later

I love you => truth is => I fuckin hate you so bad. please just have some sympathy for me and just leave. i am so miserable because of you, just what the hell is wrong with you you crazy bitch!

"I'm absolutely fine. Sad? Me? Naaaah"

"You're good. That was amazing." - after having coitus with someone.

2010, I dropped out of school due to bad grades and poor attendance, and was afraid to tell my parents. Panicking, I wrote an appeal to the school board, asking to be given another chance. At the same time, I crafted my own results slip with Photoshop, put better grades on it, and showed it to my parents. This way, my parents believed that I was still attending classes, but in reality I was actually out looking for a job. This carried on for 2 months before my mum found out. I came home one day to see her holding an opened letter addressed to me. Turns out the school board had rejected my appeal, and had called to notify my parents. Bloody idiots..

"I'm still a virgin" to my mother.