Biggest lie you've ever told

"of course i won't look at porn"

christian asian parents. welp.

... why would you lie like that about sex? D:

Interesting, this is the exact same topic me and my closest friends had when we we're having dinner. Long story, I'll just summarize it.
I still want more, my partner can't go on anymore then called me "gorgeus" before saying "I hope I did good". I kinda have a strong libido which doesn't suit my image at all.

The trouble with false praise, however, is that you're encouraging the very behaviour (or in this case level of libido and sexual skill) that you don't really enjoy.

In short, you compliment her shit skills or low endurance, you're only gonna get more of the same, and she won't even try to improve.

That was after the second round and that person's first time. For a newbie, the skills are actually not bad. So it's pretty much my fault.

take it to PMs...

OT: I don't lie...

"What is Fakku?" - During interrogation with my dad upon seeing the link in my browser history.

Actually if you take control and make them better without them knowing it (practice makes perfect!), it gives them quite a boost to hear from you that they got from "good" to effing fantastic.

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Anyway, the biggest lie I ever told would be claiming to be virgin to get into some guys pants. It's low I know =____=

An ex of mine did that to me, but she may as well have been a virgin - just laid there like a dead fish and her vagoo smelt like one.


OT: "Mum, Dad. I'm pregnant. With twins."

I once told everyone on the largest English speaking hentai website in the world that I'm a girl.

"For the last time, mom, I don't watch porn" - 15 year-old me

that i have a girlfriend.

I told a girl I like you let's go out

Filipinos can relate to this: I you cut yourself, a headless priest would spring out from the wound.

I bought a car that I wanted, but it wasn't the color I wanted or the price I wanted. I had been talking to another dealer who had the car I wanted but was kinda far away and his first two offers were dick offers and I pretty much quit the conversing on the phone quick because I wasn't playing around.

I bought the car that wasn't the color or price I wanted, then listened to my messages on the way home and the guy finally got down to a much lower price then what I was paying for and in the color I wanted.

I turned the car around, told a sob story how I couldn't drive that car and that I was scared because it was my first manual and I couldn't do it after my first accident. They told me I couldn't give the car back and that I'd have to exchange it.

I told them to let me talk to my dad on the phone, called the other cars salesman the situation and convinced him to pretend to be my Dad on the phone and lie to them so they'd take the car back and then I went and bought that other car.

Within 5 minutes the original dealership gave me my contract to write void all over.

The biggest lie I ever told I really dont want to share because I felt so bad and ashamed of myself. Was like middle school days when it happened though.
But its pretty hard for me to lie. (besides a few little white lies now and then) I usually can't lie for shit.

That I'm not a virgin...multiple times.