Biggest lie you've ever told
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Dr. Nyar wrote...
It was probably when I forged my father's signature for school-related stuff. Multiple times.Considering my dad's signature was only two letters, i did that shit weekly lol.
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During my grade school years(like 15 years ago), we were forced to go to the church once a month to talk to a priest, to have our "sins" forgiven, I didn't have anything noteworthy to confess about, so I just lied to the priest. Damn I hated going to the church, waste of time and it smelled bad.
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In first grade I told everyone I robbed a bank and explained in great detail how I did it with my dad and uncle.
I kept up that lie all the way through the years and they all still believe me lol...loved showing them my bank account with over 100k in it their faces were priceless.
I kept up that lie all the way through the years and they all still believe me lol...loved showing them my bank account with over 100k in it their faces were priceless.
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I once told my old friend that I forgave him for stealing my money.
If he's dumb enough to ever come around me I'll forgive the back of his head with my baseball bat.
If he's dumb enough to ever come around me I'll forgive the back of his head with my baseball bat.
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I told my friend that Boku no Pico was the best anime ever, I told him to watch it, after that he's vowed that he will never watch anime again.
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Ziggy wrote...
I bought a car that I wanted, but it wasn't the color I wanted or the price I wanted. I had been talking to another dealer who had the car I wanted but was kinda far away and his first two offers were dick offers and I pretty much quit the conversing on the phone quick because I wasn't playing around.I bought the car that wasn't the color or price I wanted, then listened to my messages on the way home and the guy finally got down to a much lower price then what I was paying for and in the color I wanted.
I turned the car around, told a sob story how I couldn't drive that car and that I was scared because it was my first manual and I couldn't do it after my first accident. They told me I couldn't give the car back and that I'd have to exchange it.
I told them to let me talk to my dad on the phone, called the other cars salesman the situation and convinced him to pretend to be my Dad on the phone and lie to them so they'd take the car back and then I went and bought that other car.
Within 5 minutes the original dealership gave me my contract to write void all over.
Thats actually really badass, he really wanted to sell you that car
OT: I used to take small sums of money and lie about it when I was a kid.
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devsonfire
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I don't lie. Maybe when I was a kid here and there, but I try my best to avoid lying.
