Biggest lie you've ever told

I told people on facebook that I laid an egg.

I can't lie... It hurts to... But my biggest, told my partner at the time, who was cheating on me but did not want to let me go, that I found another woman so that she would stop torturing me. I caved in 4-5 days from guilt...

When I was 10 or so, I told my 4 years old little brother that I was X (from Megaman X series) and he believed me. It was hilarious.

Convinced a guy at Starbucks I was a terrorist.

To this day some small children firmly believe that I am black Jesus cause I preformed a magic trick. When I see them they call me BJ. Also their parents think it means "Big Jacob". Cause I'm big you you see, and my name is Jacob.

Perfect opportunity to get some MILF snatch - some of their parents might know what BJ really means.

Probly lying to my parents and telling them i was going fine, when i was failing multiple classes in college. They found out about that eventually though >.>

Lied about working for my finals.

Harakiri

I should definitely try this.

I told five women whom I dated in the past that I don't know much about sex to get them to do some kinky stuff to me.

I convinced my cousins to "play doctor" with me when I was six.

Two of my cousins (twin-girls) and I were so close. I believe it was when i started primary school. We would play with each others bellybutton (awkward I know). And they would make sounds like 'Beeep' 'Pheeeeooow' and then ask me "Was it fun?". I always told them that i didn't like it, to get them do it over and over again. Pretty awkwar~d.

I tell myself when I look in the mirror that I'm handsome and I actually do believe it. I just think it's a huge lie.

That I dont watch hentai or porn in my free time.

told the head teacher that one if the teachers said something racist to me. almost got excluded.

I love you even though I don't - in the past.

when I was young I stole 50 dollars from my parents and said it was my older sister, because she used to do it. I still keep it to myself and never tell anyone, infact I completely forgotten.