Blackmailing Cousin

So Fakku, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
I have this cousin who I get along pretty well with but lately she's been trying to sleep with me. Though I have no objections to a bit of incest, doing it with her has never ever crossed my mind due to the fact that I'm not attracted to her whatsoever. I mean she's pretty but just not...I don't know, I just don't want to.
Now a few weeks ago she found a stash of hentai in my room along with a Satanic Bible (I'm not a Satanist) and a vibrator (my girlfriend left it there)
Majority of my family are deeply religious (and hypocritical) Christians who disprove of any type of pornography and the like.
We have a family gathering coming up soon and she's threatened to expose me at the event unless I sleep with her. And knowing her she'll do it.
I don't know what the fuck to do cause I really, really, really do not want to sleep with her but if I don't my family will disown and shun me forever.

So Fakku. Seriously. What do?

Either blackmail her with a video or audio tape of her blackmailing her kin to incestaly fuck her, Man up and have wincest or just call her bluff and man up to the pron. I believe incest outweights pron in the conservative Christan family... im queer and i believe my family can forgive that more then me fucking my cousin.

The fuck is that bitch doing out of the kitchen?

While none of us (at least at the moment) can understand the feeling, it's pretty much a matter of what you believe will make you feel worse afterwards. Heck, my family is pretty heavy on religion as well, but I make it blatantly obvious that I'm not as devout as they are.

Can't really give any sound advice in this situation. The Satanic Bible will really not be understood by your deeply religious family. Will your family disown you for that?

Fuck her, but only up the ass.

I'll try blackmailing her. That just might work actually. If not I'll go ninja, sneak into her house and get my shit back. If all else fails I'll have to go through with the wincest. FML.

Probably. Seeing as I've gone through nearly every Christian ritual symbolizing faith and obedience to God, they'll consider this an insult and a disgrace. I may just have to man up and sleep with her :(

I honestly have no idea. She might desperate for it or something like that. She's one of those gossip, biased , cynical kind of girls which I really do not like. I am in a serious relationship which makes it worse. I've told my girlfriend about it but all she wants to do is beat the shit out of her :/

Tell her that you will fuck her if she gives you back your stuff first. When you have it back, just walk away and dispose of your stuff.

To quote the Nike motto, "Just Do It."
...and by "it", I mean your cousin.
just don't let your GF find out or else...

welp. Sleep with her and you lose the gf. I can't imagine she wouldn't figure it out within a few hours.

Only recourse is to get whatever physical evidence she has back. Shaking her down might be your only safe option. You and the gf confront her and hope you get the stuff.

Dude, hold on! The return blackmail part, I can agree with. If this bitch needs to threaten her own kin just to have sex with her, she deserves at least that much coming. But DON'T fall into the temptation of sleeping with her yet! I don't know why, but from her attitude, it feels like getting you to sleep with her is a trap in itself.

For now, just get some dirt on her, or get proof of her trying to blackmail you. The main trick is to catch just the blackmail on tape. Then, when she reveals your stuff to the family, retaliate with your own. Don't fire your own weapon first, it'll only make YOU look like the bad guy.

Few more questions: how old are you guys, and what are you doing with a Satanic Bible if you're not Satanic? :/

Personally id do this, or sneak into her room and try to look for it, if either of those dont work blackmail

You sure she's actually trying to fuck you? Finding your dirty stuff is not a come-on. :\

Mother of Mary, who knew something like this could happen outside of a soap opera?
Ok I'll give my two cents on the subject but after one little question, your giofriend left it there? Are you still seeing her? (Okay this is turning into me talking about cheating, so I'll stop there)
Anyway!
Blackmailing her sounds good, but do it before the family reunion, call up her parents and tell them... Or you could do something else...
Basically, tell her you're going to have sex with her, lead her up to your room or whatever and make it look all real, and then just as your about to start, start screaming, yelling, tipping stuff over, breaking shit, whatever. Then rip your shit (the cheap one, not the nice one) run downstairs, act up a bit and tell your folks she just tried to rape you. They'll take it seriously, she's gone. Then hide all the stuff at a different house (pro tip: ask a friend) just in axe she desides to tell them about it as a way of getting off the whole rape thing.

Get the blackmail, and threaten her with it... so if she does do it, show that, then tell the parents she planted it.. it was all her doing, she planted the satanic bible and porn.. and she's the one trying to

That way, she'll get the full take down, and you'll be fine..

As for your girlfriend, tell her that if everything goes bad, you may need to move in with her or something... cause y'know, you may be shunned and need to leave :/

True, its suspicious for a person such as that to blackmail someone to sleep with her.

and agreed with the clever "trick". Lol.