Blackmailing Cousin

I would suck it up, put a condom and just go. It can't possibly be that bad.

Unless of course she's ugly or there's really something wrong with her, in that case, you should try admitting to your peeps before she does, it will lessen the blow if there is any to be taken.

just fuck her !!
you got sex, you secret will save, why not !?

Ignore the above statements about actually going through with it. That will only get you deeper and you know it. Again, denial is the best course of action. Remember my friend, deny deny deny.

not to mention.. homicidal girlfriend. now that i've mentioned it like.. what? 5 times? you'd think people would stop posting it :|

Say the stuff she found belongs to her and call her a lying whore.

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edited for herp derp.

But yeah, if you just deny and lie through your teeth, you'll be right. just be like, 'why would i own such things? i'm a christian/ catholic/ whatever you are. it's against my faith. that's just stupid talk. and what? they have my signiture on them? that's not my signiture.. it looks forged. what is this madness? Are you trying to get me in trouble with the family? i dare say. that is just disrespectful. not to mention you bribing me with these items that obviously don't belong to me, trying to convince me to have sex. You are a disgrace -yada yada yada..

Could do that.. not sure how much you parents will believe you...

Should ask, how good at lying are you?

Actually, now that Im re-reading this, you can use your signatures to your advantage. "Who would be stupid enough to put their names on items like this? This is obviously a bunch of crap."

Twist and turns make the world go round.

indeed. lie lie lie, lie through your teeth.

If you don't do this, you're going to be fucked for the rest of your life. Good luck.

I think this is the easiest and most likely to succeed plan. Catching her on tape and stealing the items back might have been difficult, but denial alone sounds like it might work.

The most important thing, as several people have pointed out, is to not sleep with her. Giving in to blackmail doesn't take away the leverage they have on you at all and just further entrenches you in their plot. Also, it seems like you love your girlfriend and aren't just interested in anyone who will give you sex. Don't screw up what you have, make it clear to your girlfriend what you plan on doing, and above all, DON'T SLEEP WITH HER!

Pics of your cousin. Now.

YES

I recommend you somehow get a recording of your cousin asking to sleep with you. Once you have this recording, let your cousin know that you have it; this should cause her not to tell your parents about the manga. If she decides to expose you anyways, do not show the recording yet. Start with the denial game, and do that as long as you can. only as the very last resort should you expose the recording, as that will discredit your entire denial

My real question is why haven't you got a video of you sleeping with her?

Haha, indeed.

[font=verdana][color=green]Well, it's easy enough saying "Get a recording", but the problem would be actually having a dictaphone at the time of "reminding" of Koma's very difficult position.

So, of course, always have the dictaphone on you at all times, and don't let anyone know that you have it; not even your girlfriend. Have to fool your friends first to fool your enemies, of course. However, it might involve some pro-action on your part to actually bring the topic up; she might be playing it safe and not mentioning it to you at all, just waiting to bring up the hentai at the time of her choosing. If you're lucky - I wouldn't know - she might bring it up at every available opportunity to harass you, making recording it easier for you.

However, if that isn't the case, you might want to consider bringing up the topic yourself, just so you can get a clear recording of her saying what it is you want her to say.

Good luck with that.

Why has everyone taken six pages to say "Fuck her up the ass already!"?

Aside from denying they got themselves good lawyers. In fact you should get a lawyer if you're questioned by police.
I've read far too many horror stories of innocent folk being jailed because they didn't have the good sense to get a lawyer.

Why is OP not replying? My rage is building. I must be kept up to date with this Wincest story.

10 bucks he was too pussy to fuck her and she told his family and he is now banned for life from the internetz.