Blackmailing Cousin

first. This sounds like a good hentia story LOL.
but seriously.
well I suppose you have to get dirt on her real fast, get a dictaphone and record what she says (or use the one on your phone).
TBH i understand you bro cause I would never wana have sex with a blood relative its a bit wierd!!!

You could always pretend you are gay maybe? then that'll repulse her.

Or if you live in london I'll man up and do you a big favour by having sex with her is that cool? I can record the sex and you can use it to blackmail her?

Or I can cyber with her and give you the chat log and you will have dirt on her?? (if you don't live in london) :)
I would recomend one of the later two!!!!

Fuck I'll try everything here. Thanks for the help. I honestly appreciate it.

Trust me when it first happened I thought she was joking.
Mfw I found out she's really fucking serious.

She had been flirting with me for a while..I think she just got fed up of me not responding to her :/

does she live with her parents? if so, rock by when she isn't home, find the stuff, bail. Else, the blackmailing her back idea sounds like the best one.. if you do decide to try and find it whilst she is gone, make sure she doesn't find you in the act, else it may get worse :|

Anytime there is a blackmail situation, never let them get what they want or you will fall deeper into the rabbit hole. Be unyielding, use deception, whatever it takes to prevent them from getting what they want. Whatever cost you have to pay right now is much cheaper than the costs you'll have to pay later on.

The reason they're blackmailing you is because you're not willing to do something and they have leverage on you. If you do it, the act in itself will become another piece of leverage for them. Your powerlessness will weaken you and give them more power. This is just one cycle, any more in the future will compound against you.

Deny everything unless there is some way of linking said objects back to you directly. And then proceed to tell everyone how she has been trying to get into your pants.

Is your name on all that shit or something? what proof is there that it's yours and not hers? it's in her possesion, why not turn it around an just get her busted with it for trying to blackmail you? anonymous phone call* her parents and snitch saying it's hers. sacrafice that crap to save your ass.




*find a payphone to avoid caller ID, and disguise your voice.

Wait, wait she has your stuff at her place? Then there's no need to retrieve it wash your hands of the business and say its her shit.
She can't prove its yours nor can she prove it isn't her stuff, since only you both know the origins of it and no-one else it becomes a "he said she said" arguement.
More weight being placed on her because of the vibrator.

ooh, that's true..
Indeed.. unless it has your name, or some way to trace it back to you, just go with the flow, and tell your parents it's her shit, and she's trying to set you up.. could mention she's perverted, and wanted to sex you.. just for epic lelz :)

Give her a baby she will regret it later.

Nah, you'll end up having to pay child support worse for you.

Who said it had to be your baby?

plant other mans sperm? INGENIOUS.

or perhaps i meant genious? i don't know.. which ever means it was a marvelous plan

he's still gonna get shunned if plants a baby in there

I think my suggestion was best, make her log into fakku and catch her in the act!!!! then you can take her down!!! or gang cyber and get her in lots of trouble!!!!

How will he get shunned if the baby isn't yours?

Well if you don't care what happens to your cousin and love to see people suffer choose my plan.

If she's going to blackmail you let her blackmail you, you won't see her again after that I'm sure.

Cybering on Fakku is a no no.