Blackmailing Cousin

Read that bible and find out what Our Lord Satan has to say about incest. For all we know, doing it with your cousin might lead to eternal salvation.

I wasn't suggesting Fakku, but if its his cousin, he would surely have her e-mail. Anyway it was a said in jest anyhow.

You could always man up to the porn, cuz if you sleep with her that might buy you a life time of black mailin. or you can fuck her and break her but that normally doesnt end well. so i guess theres a downside for everthing :/

Oh god, I would have had so much fun with this situation.

I have my signature on all my stuff :(

dude, you're forgetting his girlfriend.. if he has sex with his cousin, his girlfriend will get really mad, and probably kill him or his cousin, or go on a rampage.

Say she forced you. It still doesn't say WHY it's at her place.
Double edit: The main thing is to completely wash your hands of it and claim it's a conspiracy to blacken your character in the eyes of your family.
Keep your story consistent and don't give to pressure.

you could say she forged your signiture.... but, WHY TO SIGN SATANIC BIBLE? YOU TARD.

I asked myself the same question over and over and over again.

Sooooooo wincest? or is the game a foot and you hired a hitman?

Do a family guy, hide one of your friends in your pants, and make him have sex with her.. pay him $20, and afterwards, they get out, and you both walk off satisfied. :D

[font=Courier New]It's what Jesus would do. [/font]

would threatening her with the police work, given blackmail (or extortion depending on how it's defined in your area) is fairly illegal, just find some proof that she is trying to force sex out of you, or at least pretend you do. sleeping with her sounds like a bad idea, if she is desperate enough to do what she is, whose to say she won't find a reason to keep it going (admittedly I don't know her and this is starting to sound like a NTR doujin but I digress), failing that, talk to your family, I don't know your family (given what you've said, I wouldn't get along with them to well myself), but I know very few parents who would not take their childs side, talk to them or whoever you can trust about this, who would get it worse, the person who has rather unusual interests, or the lady trying to extort sex out of him (last I checked, Christians aren't to big on the whole premarital sex thing, women getting the short end of the stick there)



outside of getting your stuff back/the above/ or flat denying it, which could work, claim she forged your signature (using something else as a template, or some bs) like another poster said. Failing to do all that, all I can say is go buy yourself a pack of condoms, find some good liquor/drugs, and comeback for storytime.

My idea is better

ladies, ladies please. we are forgetting he has a girlfriend who will most likely kill the girl.. send in the girlfriend, she'll sort things out.

then blackmail her back with the sextape of both of you

that sounds hot I love yandere women

Yeah, I was on board until I read about the signatures. That just screams made up.

But like Laggi, Ill give legitimate advice just in case. As someone who is obligated to study court cases constantly, let me tell you that denial is always the best course of action. No matter what is said or done, deny deny deny. Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson, they got away with murder with this tactic, Im sure that you can manage.

Im unaware of this thread and I apologize for accidentally stealing your words. But you have to admit, this advice is best for this guy and his situation (possible situation, we dont know).