Creative Ways in which you fap
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almost the same as iv jerk off guy my buddy told me I should go put my leg up on the sink and reach around my leg to jerk it because i quote "it feels like a strangers jacking you off" but i dont know this dude is retarded same friend who was jacking off in the shower and smashed his head into the wall because his legs gave out when he nutted. so maybe if I ever get really bored I might try it but man I dont know.
I have tried the stranger before. didnt really dig it
I have tried the stranger before. didnt really dig it
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sorry im so lame lol i just use the hand but i dont fap much really only when i cant be with my girlfriend
yes i have a girl friend
try getting one glove lover XD jk jk its ok
yes i have a girl friend
try getting one glove lover XD jk jk its ok
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I like those stop and go method too, and I usually like the feeling of doing it right after a warm shower when the skin feels softer so it feels a bit more sensitive on all parts of your body when you rub._. problem is after the 20 or so minutes and then cumming I might need another shower again><
I also like licking ice cream or something realy cold like frozen coke when im rubbing, it feels nice when the coldness melts in your mouth and the tinkling sensation I get when drops of it fall on my body and drip down towards my belly...
I also like licking ice cream or something realy cold like frozen coke when im rubbing, it feels nice when the coldness melts in your mouth and the tinkling sensation I get when drops of it fall on my body and drip down towards my belly...
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I kinda do what hereforhentai does only I don't do it for a couple of hours I will somtimes do it for days
This one time a while back I did for a week and a half and when I finally let myself cum It was so intense that I blacked out. When I finally came to a few seconds later I was laying on the floor in a pool of cum.
This one time a while back I did for a week and a half and when I finally let myself cum It was so intense that I blacked out. When I finally came to a few seconds later I was laying on the floor in a pool of cum.
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Steps
1.Put on a red flannel shirt (Make sure it's red!!!)
2.Place you hand on your penis
3.begin stroking
4.Sing ABC's backwards
5.Take a break and eat 2 twinkies(And only 2!!!)
6.Resume stroking
7.before ejaculation, insert an ice cube into you buttocks with your free hand
8.rinse and repeat
1.Put on a red flannel shirt (Make sure it's red!!!)
2.Place you hand on your penis
3.begin stroking
4.Sing ABC's backwards
5.Take a break and eat 2 twinkies(And only 2!!!)
6.Resume stroking
7.before ejaculation, insert an ice cube into you buttocks with your free hand
8.rinse and repeat
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This thread is hilarius sometimes. haha
My gf masturbated whit carrots and cucumbers untyl I bought her a dildo. :D
On the other hand I'm not really creative when I masturbate, using my hands is enugh for that. lol
edit : But yeah, sex is much more better than fapping :P
My gf masturbated whit carrots and cucumbers untyl I bought her a dildo. :D
On the other hand I'm not really creative when I masturbate, using my hands is enugh for that. lol
edit : But yeah, sex is much more better than fapping :P
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Can't say I do anything creative really. Sometimes I go with a little anal stimulation too, but rarely.
Other than that I have a handful of old shirts that if I happen to be wearing at the time I'll lean back and come right on it instead of a tissue. One of the benefits of doing your own laundry in the privacy of your own home. Heh.
Other than that I have a handful of old shirts that if I happen to be wearing at the time I'll lean back and come right on it instead of a tissue. One of the benefits of doing your own laundry in the privacy of your own home. Heh.
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lol yes.
Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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ILOVEHENTAI2 wrote...
Okay, I will be honest.Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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ILOVEHENTAI2 wrote...
lol yes.ILOVEHENTAI2 wrote...
Okay, I will be honest.Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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hmm I have never once thought of fucking a fruit and from what I just read that sound like a very dangerous idea you had there o.o! I'm just a simple guy I dont do any thing crazy o.o just me and my right hand but sometimes il switch it up lol :D
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ILOVEHENTAI2 wrote...
seriously no one ever tried the fruits?I got laid once whit a girl named Cherry. Enugh for me. lol
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I go into my garden with a tape of birdsong and rub my dick on the hedge as I listen to the tape. Feels good man.
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Teclo wrote...
I go into my garden with a tape of birdsong and rub my dick on the hedge as I listen to the tape. Feels good man.What is that ? Ornitophilia ? lol
