Creative Ways in which you fap
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Anyone could have done it with rubber or latex and make up. And I don't think rubber bands can effectively stop all blood flow from a severed penis.
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lol well for my "creative" fapping the most awesome feeling i had were using my cold hand, which is usually my right hand during winter time, and fapping and a even more enjoyable pleasure was pouring hot candlewax on my fucking cock and masturbatiing and then pour mor wax on it and BAM! just keep doing it.
dont worry i do that too.
HeroDuke wrote...
I just use my PS2 controller. :|dont worry i do that too.
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Microwaved a melon, cut a hole in it, put on a condom, and went to town. Yes, i actually tried this once. ONLY once. It actually felt kind of good...
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shansleven wrote...
Name one CREATIVE way in which you fap... Also, I always end up inserting my dick with the glove on into a rolled up THICK blanket hump it. It's like doggystyle sex for helpless virgins.......The way I come with this method is just awesome.......
Do you happen to have a special semen-encrusted blanket hump or would any available bedding become the target of your lust???
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ansan wrote...
shansleven wrote...
Name one CREATIVE way in which you fap... Also, I always end up inserting my dick with the glove on into a rolled up THICK blanket hump it. It's like doggystyle sex for helpless virgins.......The way I come with this method is just awesome.......
Do you happen to have a special semen-encrusted blanket hump or would any available bedding become the target of your lust???
well, you see, I actually come inside of the glove, so no semen gets on any of the blankets i use. although I do have this one that I use often beecause its thick.
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I can't say it was all that creative, but the most unique way I've ever fapped was when I was in the hospital. Because of a staph infection, they had to remove a large portion of my left quadricep. After the surgery my leg was in an immobilizer with drainage tubes in it, I had IVs in my arm, and not only did I not have any fap material, I was in so much pain and so fucked up on painkillers, I couldn't get any kind of fantasies or mental images going. I was on a morphine drip and when you fap or do anything on opiates, chances are you'll blueball. On top of all that, my mom was there half the time and all the doctors and nurses were either guys or ugly as hell. So the only place I could fap without running the risk of losing a boner, was in a tiny fucking bathroom over the smallest toilet I've ever seen. I couldn't even sit on the fucking thing. Basically, I had to stand on one leg, leaning to the side at about a 45 degree angle, holding onto the towel rack so I wouldn't fall because I was so fucked up I wouldn't be able to keep my balance standing on both legs, using the arm with the IVs in it to fap. The only thing on my mind was that I hadn't fapped in like 2 months and nothing was gonna fucking stop me.
Looking back at it now, its a fucking miracle that not only did I manage to get the job done, I actually got a little pleasure out of it.
Looking back at it now, its a fucking miracle that not only did I manage to get the job done, I actually got a little pleasure out of it.
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shansleven wrote...
Name one CREATIVE way in which you fap.I'll go first.
A way I created was to get a disposable latex glove(like the ones foctors use), lube up the glove and my dick(usually with lotion), put the glove on, and fap away. Also, I always end up inserting my dick with the glove on into a rolled up THICK blanket hump it. It's like doggystyle sex for helpless virgins.......The way I come with this method is just awesome.......
...I think they call that a "Fluffy" in jail/prison...better then raping someone.
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shansleven wrote...
softbanker wrote...
I slap my dick on my girls face until I cum.Uh....how is that fapping?
You really wanna know? Get a girlfriend.
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softbanker wrote...
shansleven wrote...
softbanker wrote...
I slap my dick on my girls face until I cum.Uh....how is that fapping?
You really wanna know? Get a girlfriend.
LOL. I just got PWNED.
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What I do for the maximum fap experience is to go at it on and off. Fap for 5 minutes (or however long it takes you to see the end of the tunnel), then stop for 5, and start again. I did this when I was by myself one day for an hour or so. You gotta have the discipline for it, but when you finally let hell loose is feels pretty amazing, I came buckets.
I dont know if this qualifies as a "creative habit" because I haven't told anyone this before :X.
I dont know if this qualifies as a "creative habit" because I haven't told anyone this before :X.
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hereforhentai wrote...
What I do for the maximum fap experience is to go at it on and off. Fap for 5 minutes (or however long it takes you to see the end of the tunnel), then stop for 5, and start again. I did this when I was by myself one day for an hour or so. You gotta have the discipline for it, but when you finally let hell loose is feels pretty amazing, I came buckets.I dont know if this qualifies as a "creative habit" because I haven't told anyone this before :X.
I believe this is actually known as the stop and go method and depending on how long the person does this they can cum buckets. It does feel good if you at least stop 3-5 times when youre close to climaxing.
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Okay, I will be honest.
Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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ILOVEHENTAI2 wrote...
Okay, I will be honest.Usually I fap using my "pajama"s in the morning. Sometimes I may get a sock so I don't fuck up my pajama.
But, once, I got a creative idea: to fuck a fruit. So, I got a lemon (we had too many, so I'm like its not wasting anything) and cut it open and started fucking it. SHIT FUCK! It hurt like HELL! The lemon juices HURT MY DICK LIKE HELL! Since then I did not try again. Maybe a banana peel would be good?
MORAL OF STORY: IF YOU FUCK A FRUIT DONT USE AN ORANGE OR LEMON, ETC.
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Cool story bro.
Seriously.
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NEXUS
Since 2010
I shelled out a good $50 and got a jackoff pussy toy!!
plus onetime I actually reached the tip of my dick with my mouth, but afterwards my back was really sore.
plus onetime I actually reached the tip of my dick with my mouth, but afterwards my back was really sore.