Creative Ways in which you fap

I rip it off.

Originality ftw. Do you glue it on later or can you grow a new one until next time you wanna fap?

Ethil I demand the original of your avatar 8D



/Has a Tenga fliphole.

lol, sure, but later, is on another computer.

The next time I wish to fap, I do not grow it back, nor do I glue it back on. Allow me to describe the full manner in which I masturbate:

1: Acquire a pair of tree-clippers.
2: Put one of the two handles in my mouth, and the other in my hand.
3: Stretch the penis outward with the other hand.
4: Clip halfway.
5: Rip it off, reach climax.
6: Faint from pleasure.
7: Wake up shortly afterwards, and commence to mold a new penis from earthen clays and other such materials.
8: Sleep next to the penis, and it attaches itself.

One method I thunk might be overlooks is simply taking alot of time. Sometimes when I'm banging away at the keyboard on a really kinky ero-fic, I can have a hard-on for two hour straight. When I finally cum...it's almost literally buckets and it's soooo intense.

You're missing the tree-clippers.

I say Ouch, and it hurts my eyes.

That's just a cheap way to get a sex change if you ask me.

He has a small penis o_o

My question is, IS THAT A REAL PENIS!?!?

holdafoneholdafone! whatdafuckwhatdafuckwhatdafuckwhatdafuck!

Massage your balls. That usually helps.

Also, not many people can do this, but if you can use your own feet, it's great. You have to use both feet. It's not very effective with one foot. Imagine using the back of you hand.

And in addition, if you use your own mouth, man that's just the best thing of all. But you have to be flexible enough.

Or if you want to get REALLY weird try auto fellatio or using a Melon! (Both are in doujinshi)


Edit:

I just looked at that picture again... DID HE PULL OFF HIS OWN?!?

I was wondering what he was doing. The pictures are too small...

WTF

One man one scalpel...

/VOMITS

Oh waaait, I think that those are screencaps from the 'supposed' BME Pain Olympics 'Final Round'. Yes, they are using prosthetics there and it is not endorsed by BME.

I made that term up.

And it's still foul x_x

Nope. Just watched it and its definitely not there.
*barfs*

So is that his real penis?