Creative Ways in which you fap

I can't even begin to imagine how a coat hanger is used...on second thoughts I don't wantto know please don't explain it

This thread disturbs me.

I did... once. I didn't enjoy it. D: In relation to your playing with anus thing, so I'll knock it. But won't question you or look at you funny for enjoying it.

I used to be more "creative" during puberty *cough*bubblewrap'n'vaseline*cough* when I was a curious youngster trying things out. Nowadays, not really.

Buuuut, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned showerheads yet.



That's a great way to have your most sensitive parts hurting like a motherfucker for weeks on end.



Thanks for "drones" ;p



Uh huh. I've "heard stories" about "some people" using anything from electric toothbrushes to hairbrush handles to...


...coathangers, apparently, as this thread would have it.

But, to be fair, I've also heard quite a few crazy stories about males and their techniques. I guess it evens out in the end.

Hmmm, this is getting awesome!!! Another thing I've done was lube up the outside of a condom, and stuck my dick between a pillow, and well, you know the rest.

I do not know WHY but, i usually go to a public place, groccery store bathroom, kitchen, etc. I time when some one might come in and while I am in the middle of my session , some one opens the door and I keep going! Ah~ good times.

I've done that too.

Sounds about right. Not gonna lie. But coathangers? Uhh.. no, not that I know of.

Anyway, some of the shit that I've read that you guys do.. in between couch cushions? Can someone please explain to me how the couch cushions can possibly give you a euphoric feeling?

Gah! that was my first thought too! I am curious as to how that would work... especially with a metal hanger...



I don't get it either but... It reminds me of when I had my first puppy. I gave it a stuffed animal and it was determined to fuck it senseless. Thats what I though of anyways. Subsitution for the real thing I guess... just not a very good one?

...... Some guys like it rough?

No...no...
what one does it use a plastic bag with lubricant inside as a liner, and the cushions provide fairly even pressure. It's a poor-man's fleshlight.

I wouldn't know. I do it the old fashion way; Good ol' righty. Anything beyond that is unfamiliar territory. Whether that's a good or bad thing, I have no clue, but whatever gets the job done, I guess.

NO HANDS, JUST MIND POWER

you're a psychic, uncle phil?

FUCK YEA

ooh, teach me.

$60 LESSONS, PER HOUR
$10000 FOR A YEAR

meh, too expensive. I'll just train my mind the usual way.

By dreaming of endless sex with lolis, am I correct?