Omegle

This wasn't me, but it's pure ownage.

I give that man five internets. :lol:

dont know how to get it to show like all the others but here it is with copy/paste

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: im a tiger! ^^
You: really
You: thats cool
You: >.>
You: so wats up tiger
Stranger: Oh my god you are a faggot.
Stranger: Wow. =|
You: lol who said i was a guy
Stranger: Either that or you're a girl who likes Twilight.
You: well i do like twilight
Stranger: And/or Harry Potter...
Stranger: VICTORY IS MINE ONCE AGAIN
You: eh not so much on the pothead i mean potter
Stranger: o haha u r so clever!!
You: lol ty i try
Stranger: how kawaii x3
You: as long as its not suteki
Stranger: You are everything that is wrong with the internet. =| Tell me, middle schooler, do you like emo boys?
You: lol middle schooler im 22 damn it
Stranger: Wrong.
You: and no emo is stupid
Stranger: WRONG.
Stranger: SOOOO WRONG.
Stranger: see if you were 22 you wouldnt know what emo is.
Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: yea right
Stranger: Hahahahahahahaha.
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA.
Stranger: HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAH.
You: not only middle schoolers know what emo is
Stranger: you bore me.
You: but then again i might be talking to a middle schooler now
Stranger: Would you care to partake in sexual activity?
You: you bore the world
Stranger: I doubt a middle schooler would understand what a word such as villital means.
You: uh huh
Stranger: I totally made that up.
Stranger: But still
Stranger: It would've been EXTREMELY. AWESOME. if it was an actual word
You: probably given the meaning
Stranger: Brobdinagian is the only big word that comes to mind lulz.
Stranger: But seriously
Stranger: Have you anything original to say?
Stranger: Or are you just here to insult me
You: if you were worth anything original id have said it by now
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: A sexy lesbian
You: yes
Stranger: ohh im gay!
Stranger: hope that works
You: gay love then
You: since we're both gay and make love
You: that would still be gay
Stranger: that actually make sense lol

i can't stop laughing....
ahaha~

did i do it right?

Every single one of these chats made me loled while some disturbed me o.-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how you doing
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE SHOWER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

NOW THIS IS THE SHORTEST ONE I DID

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JESUS WANTS YOU TO STOP CYBERING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Most of the people ask me for gender, but since I am such an asshole:




Enjoy looking at my picture baby. ~♡

A quicky I did a few minutes ago.

Stranger: hello, i'm a guy
Stranger: so you know
You: good for you
Stranger: mhm
You: i'm a...
Stranger: you're an ellipsis??!
You: I'm God son
You: bow to me
You: worship me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I mark my words.



[size=1]PS. This is called Random subforum for a reason.[/h]