Omegle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi.
You: Oh, where to begin. Well, first off, I should not begin with "where to be gin," as I originally wrote. Alcohol and I don't mix. Besides, gin and tonic rolls off the tongue much better than gin and Jordan. Then again, I said be gin, not be mixed with gin. Now I can't even keep my own story straight. Good luck deciphering the rest of this post.
I suppose I ought to start out with the most exciting news in my life. That's right, I finished reading Eldest for the fourth time, and have since traversed 232 pages into rereading Brisingr. The Bumblebee of Life once again inspired me as no other writing has. I'm pretty sure on one of the pages I most recently read, Paolini got switched up on which entity, Eragon or Saphira, was talking (thinking to each other in italics). It was like six paragraphs back and forth with no ", Eragon said," and suddenly Saphira was asking questions of Eragon, and Eragon was answering with what only Saphira should have known. PS, I didn't notice that Eragon was just Dragon with an E until halfway through my fourth read of the first book. Also, I once thought that "I am" was the shortest complete sentence. It's actually "Be."
I started seeing a counselor, mostly because after the E/Dragon thing, I realized my brain wasn't functioning as well as it once was. Maybe I'd always been mistaken, but aren't most counseling sessions an hour long? The ones with this guy are 45 minutes, which usually run a little late. So far, and yesterday was my fourth session with him, he's really only been getting to know me rather than talking me through things or giving advice or whatever, not that I'm an expert on counseling. Yesterday I ended up saying something I didn't expect to. That's happened a few times before when I talked with Solomon or other counseloresque people, but this was slightly different, as in hindsight, I'm not sure what I said was true. I ended up saying that the nondescript sickness that I always feel, as described in the second paragraph of Restless, might as well be synonymous with shame. It seems like it would be true in the abstract, but not when I think about it concretely.
This brings me to another important if not mind-numbing point. It's the idea of absolute value verses relative value. I bought A Few Good Men on BluRay the other day, because it was on sale for $10 at Fred Meyer. Seemed like a good deal to me, and I love that movie and don't currently own it, so I bought it. After I bought it, I looked it up on Amazon, who was selling it for $11, but it occurred to me that if it had been on there for $7 or something, would I have still thought it a good deal? Clearly, at some point, I thought the movie was worth $10. Would the value of owning the movie be less if I found a better deal? This is obviously a simple case, but I think it can easily be applied to our lives in bigger ways. It also reminds me of the parable of the workers in the vineyard.
Do cats have adam's apples? Kotenok, get over here.
I was thinking about it a couple Sundays ago, and I think my goal for counseling, though I've not mentioned this to him yet, is to be able to say that my relationship with God is amazing, to really think that. I know that it is, for why should the creator of heaven and earth die that I might have such a relationship? But I think I take that for granted. If God is good, the ultimate good, he loves us as much as he says he does, and has the chance to save us, I don't want to be so arrogant to argue that it would be required of him to do so at the cost of his own, or own son's, life, but it seems to me to be the logical choice. I think for that reason, I take it for granted. I would never argue that I was worth that sacrifice, but that too is folly, for God said I was, and I shan't argue with him. I guess if I really beheld the gravity, the enormity of the relationship I have, I would repeatedly fall on my knees and cry out in thanks and ... disbelief? There's some irony. And if it were truly as intimate a relationship as it ought, I would feel more stable in it, and more thankful and awed. I would say it's amazing. As it stands, it simply is.
On the other hand, a couple times I've tried to live without it, and I couldn't do it. I feel like I'm stuck in limbo, "wrestling" with an impassive god. And I know that is not his nature, so why do I feel that it is? Why does the evidence in my life point that direction?
Well, that took a depressing turn. While I'm at it, I might as well write the rest out of my system. My counselor said something at the end of our session yesterday. It didn't immediately throw me off, in fact, it elicited an odd sense of pride. Today, I felt jumbled though, badly enough that I felt physically sick and stayed home from work. I watched Minority Report for the first time in a few years. The scene where Agatha, John, and his wife are all at his wife's house, they're up in Shawn's old room, and Agatha is talking about the life Shawn could have had actually brought a couple tears to my eye. I rarely get choked up over movies, especially action movies. I'm not sure why it happened, but it was just immensely sad to me. Also, the scene where the murder was supposed to take place and Agatha is reliving the present was done incredibly well. I really felt for Agatha, and it was hard to watch. I've probably seen the movie a good six to eight times. I'm not sure why this was the first time I had such emotions about it. Or, I'm not sure why I had emotions about it this time. I haven't decided which.
So, I maybe exaggerated a slight amount, the teensiest amount conceivable, in fact, if exaggeration were tangible, I'm pretty sure I would have split the atom, when I said that the most exciting thing in my life was finishing Eldest. Maybe. God save us all if Stephen Colbert ever happens upon tangible exaggeration. The earth might just gain enough mass that the sun would start orbiting it. Anyway, if there is something more exciting than reading a book for the fourth time, it's this.
A few weeks ago I went to the eleven o'clock church service because the Costa Rica team was having a post trip thank you party for our supporters up in Bellingham. At this particular morning service, it was rather full, and I ended up sitting next to a girl named Kaylee. The lead singer in the worship band said something about playing an old song, and then started the chords for Shout to the North. I commented, "Old? This was written like eight years ago." Kaylee laughed at that. After the service, I asked her and her cousin if they wanted to go out to lunch. I've been out to lunch with several people after church services both at Harper and LatR so this was no big deal to me. They checked the time and her cousin's schedule, and then we went to Chipotle in Northgate. Kaylee's got to be one of the most interesting people I've met. If she had more character, she'd have to appear on the USA channel. She's super bright, laughs at corny jokes, and can hold her own in a banter. You can't ask for much more than that. But wait, there's more. Call in the next thirty minutes and she'll own Firefly and Serenity on DVD. That's nerdier than I am! Her one flaw is that she's not seen Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Of course, having no room for improvement, for growth, would also be a flaw so, damned if you do, damned if you don't, and damn the torpedoes!
So, I may have laid it on a little thick there (really got into the groove, which I guess means I've found my muse for writing hyperbolically), but really, based on first impressions, she's a great person. A week later, I asked her out to coffee, and she suggested the following Friday. The next day, coffee changed into dinner, and the day after, dinner into dinner plus Iron Man 2 with friends. You've got to admire someone who was looking forward to Iron Man's sequel more than I was, especially someone of the female persuasion. I don't think I'll say much more than that tonight, lest I too stumble upon tangible exaggeration.
It's now getting late, and I have three unequally viable choices. In order of descending meritoriousness they are go to sleep, read more Brisingr, and watch A Few Good Men again. I did get five hours of extra sleep earlier today, so I'm not too tired, but tomorrow might be painful if I'm not awake. We're having a morale event (I almost forgot about it) at 10:00 in Seattle. I hate driving in Seattle. I hate parking in Seattle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
How rude of this person, all I was trying to do was tell a little bit about myself.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi.
You: Oh, where to begin. Well, first off, I should not begin with "where to be gin," as I originally wrote. Alcohol and I don't mix. Besides, gin and tonic rolls off the tongue much better than gin and Jordan. Then again, I said be gin, not be mixed with gin. Now I can't even keep my own story straight. Good luck deciphering the rest of this post.
I suppose I ought to start out with the most exciting news in my life. That's right, I finished reading Eldest for the fourth time, and have since traversed 232 pages into rereading Brisingr. The Bumblebee of Life once again inspired me as no other writing has. I'm pretty sure on one of the pages I most recently read, Paolini got switched up on which entity, Eragon or Saphira, was talking (thinking to each other in italics). It was like six paragraphs back and forth with no ", Eragon said," and suddenly Saphira was asking questions of Eragon, and Eragon was answering with what only Saphira should have known. PS, I didn't notice that Eragon was just Dragon with an E until halfway through my fourth read of the first book. Also, I once thought that "I am" was the shortest complete sentence. It's actually "Be."
I started seeing a counselor, mostly because after the E/Dragon thing, I realized my brain wasn't functioning as well as it once was. Maybe I'd always been mistaken, but aren't most counseling sessions an hour long? The ones with this guy are 45 minutes, which usually run a little late. So far, and yesterday was my fourth session with him, he's really only been getting to know me rather than talking me through things or giving advice or whatever, not that I'm an expert on counseling. Yesterday I ended up saying something I didn't expect to. That's happened a few times before when I talked with Solomon or other counseloresque people, but this was slightly different, as in hindsight, I'm not sure what I said was true. I ended up saying that the nondescript sickness that I always feel, as described in the second paragraph of Restless, might as well be synonymous with shame. It seems like it would be true in the abstract, but not when I think about it concretely.
This brings me to another important if not mind-numbing point. It's the idea of absolute value verses relative value. I bought A Few Good Men on BluRay the other day, because it was on sale for $10 at Fred Meyer. Seemed like a good deal to me, and I love that movie and don't currently own it, so I bought it. After I bought it, I looked it up on Amazon, who was selling it for $11, but it occurred to me that if it had been on there for $7 or something, would I have still thought it a good deal? Clearly, at some point, I thought the movie was worth $10. Would the value of owning the movie be less if I found a better deal? This is obviously a simple case, but I think it can easily be applied to our lives in bigger ways. It also reminds me of the parable of the workers in the vineyard.
Do cats have adam's apples? Kotenok, get over here.
I was thinking about it a couple Sundays ago, and I think my goal for counseling, though I've not mentioned this to him yet, is to be able to say that my relationship with God is amazing, to really think that. I know that it is, for why should the creator of heaven and earth die that I might have such a relationship? But I think I take that for granted. If God is good, the ultimate good, he loves us as much as he says he does, and has the chance to save us, I don't want to be so arrogant to argue that it would be required of him to do so at the cost of his own, or own son's, life, but it seems to me to be the logical choice. I think for that reason, I take it for granted. I would never argue that I was worth that sacrifice, but that too is folly, for God said I was, and I shan't argue with him. I guess if I really beheld the gravity, the enormity of the relationship I have, I would repeatedly fall on my knees and cry out in thanks and ... disbelief? There's some irony. And if it were truly as intimate a relationship as it ought, I would feel more stable in it, and more thankful and awed. I would say it's amazing. As it stands, it simply is.
On the other hand, a couple times I've tried to live without it, and I couldn't do it. I feel like I'm stuck in limbo, "wrestling" with an impassive god. And I know that is not his nature, so why do I feel that it is? Why does the evidence in my life point that direction?
Well, that took a depressing turn. While I'm at it, I might as well write the rest out of my system. My counselor said something at the end of our session yesterday. It didn't immediately throw me off, in fact, it elicited an odd sense of pride. Today, I felt jumbled though, badly enough that I felt physically sick and stayed home from work. I watched Minority Report for the first time in a few years. The scene where Agatha, John, and his wife are all at his wife's house, they're up in Shawn's old room, and Agatha is talking about the life Shawn could have had actually brought a couple tears to my eye. I rarely get choked up over movies, especially action movies. I'm not sure why it happened, but it was just immensely sad to me. Also, the scene where the murder was supposed to take place and Agatha is reliving the present was done incredibly well. I really felt for Agatha, and it was hard to watch. I've probably seen the movie a good six to eight times. I'm not sure why this was the first time I had such emotions about it. Or, I'm not sure why I had emotions about it this time. I haven't decided which.
So, I maybe exaggerated a slight amount, the teensiest amount conceivable, in fact, if exaggeration were tangible, I'm pretty sure I would have split the atom, when I said that the most exciting thing in my life was finishing Eldest. Maybe. God save us all if Stephen Colbert ever happens upon tangible exaggeration. The earth might just gain enough mass that the sun would start orbiting it. Anyway, if there is something more exciting than reading a book for the fourth time, it's this.
A few weeks ago I went to the eleven o'clock church service because the Costa Rica team was having a post trip thank you party for our supporters up in Bellingham. At this particular morning service, it was rather full, and I ended up sitting next to a girl named Kaylee. The lead singer in the worship band said something about playing an old song, and then started the chords for Shout to the North. I commented, "Old? This was written like eight years ago." Kaylee laughed at that. After the service, I asked her and her cousin if they wanted to go out to lunch. I've been out to lunch with several people after church services both at Harper and LatR so this was no big deal to me. They checked the time and her cousin's schedule, and then we went to Chipotle in Northgate. Kaylee's got to be one of the most interesting people I've met. If she had more character, she'd have to appear on the USA channel. She's super bright, laughs at corny jokes, and can hold her own in a banter. You can't ask for much more than that. But wait, there's more. Call in the next thirty minutes and she'll own Firefly and Serenity on DVD. That's nerdier than I am! Her one flaw is that she's not seen Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Of course, having no room for improvement, for growth, would also be a flaw so, damned if you do, damned if you don't, and damn the torpedoes!
So, I may have laid it on a little thick there (really got into the groove, which I guess means I've found my muse for writing hyperbolically), but really, based on first impressions, she's a great person. A week later, I asked her out to coffee, and she suggested the following Friday. The next day, coffee changed into dinner, and the day after, dinner into dinner plus Iron Man 2 with friends. You've got to admire someone who was looking forward to Iron Man's sequel more than I was, especially someone of the female persuasion. I don't think I'll say much more than that tonight, lest I too stumble upon tangible exaggeration.
It's now getting late, and I have three unequally viable choices. In order of descending meritoriousness they are go to sleep, read more Brisingr, and watch A Few Good Men again. I did get five hours of extra sleep earlier today, so I'm not too tired, but tomorrow might be painful if I'm not awake. We're having a morale event (I almost forgot about it) at 10:00 in Seattle. I hate driving in Seattle. I hate parking in Seattle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
How rude of this person, all I was trying to do was tell a little bit about myself.
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These people are so boring!!!
[spoil]
You: STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY :D
You: -offers you candy-
You: -waits-
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Stranger: Heya! girl or guy?
You: Hmm that is a tough question ._.
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Stranger: 8==D
You: dawwww lookit the widdle weenis!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi im looking for a hot girl?
You: you're not sure??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: -poke-
You: o__o;
You: -pokes harder-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[spoil]
You: STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY :D
You: -offers you candy-
You: -waits-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Heya! girl or guy?
You: Hmm that is a tough question ._.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: 8==D
You: dawwww lookit the widdle weenis!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi im looking for a hot girl?
You: you're not sure??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: -poke-
You: o__o;
You: -pokes harder-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I kinda feel pity for this guy, now this is what they call "looking desperately for friends"...
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All of em are horny guys. this sucks.
None of em recognized the lyrics to the safety dance, either.
None of em recognized the lyrics to the safety dance, either.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17, female, super horney
You: sounds hot
Stranger: talk dirty babe
You: get naked
You: now!
Stranger: ok, ill slowly take off my top........... now my bra
You: not slowly!
Stranger: ok there off
You: now make me a sandwish!
You: without mustard!
Stranger: 17, female, super horney
You: sounds hot
Stranger: talk dirty babe
You: get naked
You: now!
Stranger: ok, ill slowly take off my top........... now my bra
You: not slowly!
Stranger: ok there off
You: now make me a sandwish!
You: without mustard!
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Room101
Waifu Collector
I thought it was called 4chan or something...?
Oh well, guess it's all about "Anonymous" now and the color of website.
Oh well, guess it's all about "Anonymous" now and the color of website.
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Damn it u guys you're making me want to give omegle a try
Edit:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl
You: 15 F CALI
Stranger: good
You: PEDOBEAR SAID THAT TOO
Stranger: what
You: ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY
You: BUT ITS GOOD FOR HIM
Stranger: have you msn adress?
You: YES
You: CUTIEPIE15@MSN.COM
You: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Stranger: save your msn adress
Stranger: my msn adress emryyl@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me
You: NICE OKAY
You: I ADDED
You: I'M ON PRIVATE SO YOU CAN'T SEE ME THOUGH
Stranger: why
You: BECAUSE MOMMY SAID IT'S BAD FOR ME TO TALK TO STRANGERS
You: EXCEPT FOR PEDOBEAR
You: HE'S CUTE!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı am cute
Stranger: you
Stranger: add me
Stranger: msn adress
You: I CAN'T
You: YOU'RE A STRANGER
Stranger: no no
Stranger: from is turkey
Stranger: but live in cyprs
You: ISN'T TURKEY FULL OF TERRORISTS LIKE THE NEWS SAY?
Stranger: no no no
You: YOU A BAD MAN
You: EEK
Stranger: ı not türk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edit:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl
You: 15 F CALI
Stranger: good
You: PEDOBEAR SAID THAT TOO
Stranger: what
You: ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY
You: BUT ITS GOOD FOR HIM
Stranger: have you msn adress?
You: YES
You: CUTIEPIE15@MSN.COM
You: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Stranger: save your msn adress
Stranger: my msn adress emryyl@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me
You: NICE OKAY
You: I ADDED
You: I'M ON PRIVATE SO YOU CAN'T SEE ME THOUGH
Stranger: why
You: BECAUSE MOMMY SAID IT'S BAD FOR ME TO TALK TO STRANGERS
You: EXCEPT FOR PEDOBEAR
You: HE'S CUTE!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı am cute
Stranger: you
Stranger: add me
Stranger: msn adress
You: I CAN'T
You: YOU'RE A STRANGER
Stranger: no no
Stranger: from is turkey
Stranger: but live in cyprs
You: ISN'T TURKEY FULL OF TERRORISTS LIKE THE NEWS SAY?
Stranger: no no no
You: YOU A BAD MAN
You: EEK
Stranger: ı not türk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Last one needed the Pedobear sketch.
omegle is the gayest shit since butterfingers. Thats right, we all know no-one actually wants the butterfingers. They're just the last resort after the reese's and snickers, and just above three muskateers. Wait, scratch that. Omegle is the gayest shit since three muskateers.
omegle is the gayest shit since butterfingers. Thats right, we all know no-one actually wants the butterfingers. They're just the last resort after the reese's and snickers, and just above three muskateers. Wait, scratch that. Omegle is the gayest shit since three muskateers.
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RTZ wrote...
Last one needed the Pedobear sketch. omegle is the gayest shit since butterfingers. Thats right, we all know no-one actually wants the butterfingers. They're just the last resort after the reese's and snickers, and just above three muskateers. Wait, scratch that. Omegle is the gayest shit since three muskateers.
I prefer butterfingers >_>
i dont like reeses or snickers
i prefer three muskateers
you fail
anyways
this was funny
Spoiler:
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Renovartio wrote...
RTZ wrote...
Last one needed the Pedobear sketch. omegle is the gayest shit since butterfingers. Thats right, we all know no-one actually wants the butterfingers. They're just the last resort after the reese's and snickers, and just above three muskateers. Wait, scratch that. Omegle is the gayest shit since three muskateers.
I prefer butterfingers >_>
i dont like reeses or snickers
i prefer three muskateers
you fail
anyways
this was funny
Spoiler:
Your so evil. At least act like a dick to throw him off! XD Or say something crazy. Geez.
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I went on the video it's full of cock and balls.
Stranger: Hi my name's Hun okozaki
You: Hi my name is Jenocide
Stranger: boy
Stranger: or girl
You: girl
Stranger: good
Stranger: me to
You: boys ay if I had my way I'de round them up
Stranger: i know thats so true
You: Hi my name is Jenocide
Stranger: boy
Stranger: or girl
You: girl
Stranger: good
Stranger: me to
You: boys ay if I had my way I'de round them up
Stranger: i know thats so true
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koko7 wrote...
Renovartio wrote...
RTZ wrote...
Last one needed the Pedobear sketch. omegle is the gayest shit since butterfingers. Thats right, we all know no-one actually wants the butterfingers. They're just the last resort after the reese's and snickers, and just above three muskateers. Wait, scratch that. Omegle is the gayest shit since three muskateers.
I prefer butterfingers >_>
i dont like reeses or snickers
i prefer three muskateers
you fail
anyways
this was funny
Spoiler:
Your so evil. At least act like a dick to throw him off! XD Or say something crazy. Geez.
its not my fault XD
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iMuse
Kuroneko is mine
I just wanted someone to say it was Patrick
[spoil]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab
Stranger: no its squidward
You: fuck you u got it wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[spoil]
[spoil]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: no this is patrick!
You: yessssss
You: i love you
Stranger: i knoW :)
You: ive been doing this for an hour
Stranger: spongebob fans!!!
Stranger: oh haha\
You: your the first lets have babies
Stranger: um, woah woah now
Stranger: r u g or f?
You: shemale
Stranger: righttt
You: yeah you got me i only have a dick
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: thts cool i guess lol
You: no your cool
Stranger: well how old r u?
You: 20 you
Stranger: 13
Stranger: i bet u still dont love me
You: well..........
Stranger: tht wuld be weird
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.
Spoiler:
[spoil]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab
Stranger: no its squidward
You: fuck you u got it wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[spoil]
[spoil]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: no this is patrick!
You: yessssss
You: i love you
Stranger: i knoW :)
You: ive been doing this for an hour
Stranger: spongebob fans!!!
Stranger: oh haha\
You: your the first lets have babies
Stranger: um, woah woah now
Stranger: r u g or f?
You: shemale
Stranger: righttt
You: yeah you got me i only have a dick
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: thts cool i guess lol
You: no your cool
Stranger: well how old r u?
You: 20 you
Stranger: 13
Stranger: i bet u still dont love me
You: well..........
Stranger: tht wuld be weird
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.
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Currently having a conversation about Alaska and scenery boners.
*edit*
"So i really like this guy named Carson Brown!(He goes to my school) Ans he is in 1grade lower than me and the only time i see him is when we walks by at lunch..How do I get his attention?? Any advice? pleeas"
Told the bitch to trip him. Bitches love tripping.
*edit*
"So i really like this guy named Carson Brown!(He goes to my school) Ans he is in 1grade lower than me and the only time i see him is when we walks by at lunch..How do I get his attention?? Any advice? pleeas"
Told the bitch to trip him. Bitches love tripping.
