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563aa1fd61ba74dbb64f3ce46
14 years ago
XD I love trolling the strangers on this site.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: female, 20
Stranger: 30 male
Stranger: whereabouts u from?
You: texas
You: houston
Stranger: cool
You: u?
Stranger: New Zealand
You: ah, I'm just fucking with ya! I'm a guy!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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563aa1fd61ba74dbb64f3ce46
14 years ago
Omegle

Omegle is a website that lets you IM complete strangers.

I've decided to make a new Omegle thread, Omegle V.2.

I love trolling the strangers of this site:

Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/715053-QE87XOC.png
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Tegumi "im always cute"
14 years ago
Posting capacity? There are pages in CTFG with over 500 pages. Reporting to be merged.
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563aa1fd61ba74dbb64f3ce46
14 years ago
Tegumi wrote...
Posting capacity? There are pages in CTFG with over 500 pages. Reporting to be merged.


Oops, I had no idea. I made this thread because for some strange reason, I couldn't post in the Omegle thread that's in the "Random" section.
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
14 years ago
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im a male looking for chubby girls ;)

You: I'm a 19 year old chubby girl with a huge sex drive.

Stranger: really????

You: Yeah baby ;)

Stranger: can is ee a pic?

You: You would, if the camera could get all of me in. I'm that chubby baby

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im looking for a horny girl ;)

You: I'm a horny girl ;)

Stranger: age?

Stranger: :D

You: I'm 18 years old, 34DD boobs and I'm really fucking horny ;)

Stranger: mmmmm im 21 6.5 inch dick and so am i ;)

Stranger: do u send pictures or no?

You: Oh I thought you mean girl as in Guy In Real Life.

You: Awkward....

Stranger: huh???

You: Sorry dude I don't bend that way.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Yarrr I'm lookin' fer a crew. I wanna be a mate on this ship, preferably first mate.

Stranger: asl?

You: I wanna be around lots of Sea men. Lots and lots of sea men.

You: Swabbin' the poop deck

You: Y'arrr....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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foxhound0469
14 years ago
I really like the new spy mode
Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/710018-H8G8E5C.png


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Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/715138-40IG425.png
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563aa1fd61ba74dbb64f3ce46
14 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Yarrr I'm lookin' fer a crew. I wanna be a mate on this ship, preferably first mate.

Stranger: asl?

You: I wanna be around lots of Sea men. Lots and lots of sea men.

You: Swabbin' the poop deck

You: Y'arrr....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh God, this had me in fucking stitches! I'd +rep you if I could, but can't until 6 hours have passed.
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
14 years ago
Apparently, if I'm to believe everything in Omegle, I just had a decent, down-to-earth chat with this "amateur porno making" cock lover. :/

Spoiler:
http://video.xnxx.com/video367017/backseat_blonde_teen


IF it were true...
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crazr
14 years ago
Just got some dumbass to think I was some super sexy and easy college girl who likes to fuck in public lol!
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Drifter995 Neko//Night
14 years ago
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DUDE
You: I HAVE A EMSSAGE
You: *I MEAN MESSAGE
Stranger: ok
You: GOD, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CORRECT MYSELF
You: ANYWAY, I HAVE A MESSAGE
You: IT'S ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN
Stranger: i dont have any
You: YOUR CHILDREN, IN THE FUTURE
You: THEY WILL BE BLACK
Stranger: i wont have any
You: BUT THEY ARE BLACK
You: or maybe it was your neighbour
Stranger: my imaginary future children
You: must have been your neighbour
You: are they black?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: haha
You: bitch be cheatin'
Stranger: yeah, i always thought the guy would prefer a bit of ebony
You: best be tellin' him his kids will be black, next time you go borrow his lawn mower. tell him i said hi
Stranger: i will

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: DUDE
You: I HAVE A EMSSAGE
You: *I MEAN MESSAGE
Stranger: ok
You: GOD, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CORRECT MYSELF
You: ANYWAY, I HAVE A MESSAGE
You: IT'S ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN
Stranger: i dont have any
You: YOUR CHILDREN, IN THE FUTURE
You: THEY WILL BE BLACK
Stranger: i wont have any
You: BUT THEY ARE BLACK
You: or maybe it was your neighbour
Stranger: my imaginary future children
You: must have been your neighbour
You: are they black?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: haha
You: bitch be cheatin'
Stranger: yeah, i always thought the guy would prefer a bit of ebony
You: best be tellin' him his kids will be black, next time you go borrow his lawn mower. tell him i said hi
Stranger: i will

this guy didn't say anything :(

Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
You: oh hi
Stranger: m or f
You: do you know what i'm feeling right now
You: i feel like we should sing a song
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

on a related note:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: will you sing with me?
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: lol shurr
You: I wanna be the very best
Stranger: like no one eva was
You: to catch them is my real test
Stranger: to train them is my cause
You: i will travel across the land
Stranger: searching far and wide
You: each pokemon to understand
Stranger: the power to survive
You: pokemon, it's you and me
Stranger: i dont know the nexxt part :(
You: D:
You: aww nuuu
You: it's ruined
Stranger: darnnn it
Stranger: i'm sowwy :(
You: we were never meant to be
You: i'm sorry david
You: i love you
You: but i can't deal with this\
Stranger: woah their stranger i'm not david haha
You: oh really
You: that's awkward
Stranger: yerp
You: wow.. guess i uh..
Stranger: lol this just got real boring we were on a role!! :(
You: i know right D:
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: i will look up the words
Stranger: and we shall continue it
Stranger: how bout that? haha
You: and here i thought you were on the lyrics page too :/
You: i'll start you off
Stranger: lol
You: I know it's my destiny
Stranger: your my best friend
You: in a world we must defend
Stranger: a heart so true
You: our courage will pull us through
Stranger: you teach me and i'll teach you
You: Pokemon, gotta catch em all
Stranger: every challenge along the way
You: with courage i will face
Stranger: i will battle everyday
You: To claim my rightful place
Stranger: come with me the time is right
You: There's no better team
Stranger: arm and arm will win the fight
You: It's always been our dream
Stranger: its you and me
You: and that's where mine cuts off :|
Stranger: aww :( that was fuun though (:
You: inorite
Stranger: you should skype me sometime :D
You: i don't know what happened to my skype
You: i think it caught fire
You: :|
Stranger: lol just make a new one silly :)
You: xD
You: too much effort
Stranger: not even for mee *sadface*
You: :(
You: i'm sowwii
Stranger: it's ok........
You: just do me one last favour... before... i... passs... on
You: what's your name, david?
Stranger: lol Jennifer
You: o.0
You: and here i've been calling you david
You: how rude of me
Stranger: yeahhh
You: i'll leave you to have more fun with other people
You: laters, and thanks for the song ;)
You have disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hero
You: NIGGERS ON MAH LAWN
You: WHAT DO?
Stranger: boil 'em mash 'em stick 'me in a stew
You: NIGGER STEW
You: sounds fancy
You: what would i need?
You: some rosemary?
Stranger: purple drank
Stranger: for a marinade
You: fuck yes purple drank
You: stick it in their butt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Don't you hate it when you start typing and the stranger just leaves?
You: yeah
You: annoying as fuck
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes i do
You: makes me want to punch them in the dick
You: then stick that purple drank in dere butt
Stranger: like a boss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh i'm having too much fun.. so many convo's to be had xD
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Prove to me that you're not a nigger.
You: nigger
Stranger: im irish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
your celebrity crush is sat on your bed naked:o what do you do?!
Stranger: smh
You: ask them what the fuck they are doing there
Stranger: yh
Stranger: screaming?
You: How the fuck does one get from the video player onto my couch?/
You: it's things like this that make me sleepless
You: fuck you newton
You: you make no sense
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What will you be for Halloween? :D
You: a straight person
Stranger: One of the kids from Legends of the Hidden Temple.
You: cause only queer countries celebrate haloween
Stranger: Gtfo.
Stranger: Go back to communism.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aww yeah. fun times


Aaand, recent epic cyber:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
cyber together`
Stranger: lol
You: role play?
You: or just normal
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: ?
You: female
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: role
Stranger: u start'
You: lets do pokemon
You: you cool with pokemon?
You: i'll be misty, you be ash
You: :D
Stranger: down
Stranger: oklolol
You: we're walking towards the hotsprings after a long day of walking
You: and are after a good rest
You: hey ash, wanna go use the hotsprings together>?
Stranger: yeah!! id love to!! it looks like theres nobody there right now!
Stranger: but i dont have a bathing suit!?
You: don't worry about it
You: we'll go naked ;D
Stranger: are you sure!? it might lead to something, its happened before..
You: who cares? brock is out humping nurse jenny.. why can't we have our own fun?
Stranger: true!!
Stranger: we go into the hot spring waters
You: ooh it feels so good
You: *notices ash's dick starting to get bigger*
Stranger: the waters so warm, ill take off my boxers so they can dry out
You: ooh, are you getting excited?
Stranger: yeah, sorry about that, cant help it
You: well then
You: guess it can't be helped
You: *grabs dick and starts to rub it with palms*
You: how does that feel?
Stranger: well it can help that way! it feels so good misty,
You: any requests?
Stranger: *reaches down between mistys legs and begins rubbingback and fourth on her clit* how about you? ladie first
Stranger: ladies
Stranger: **
You: ooh, it feels soo good
You: i want you to massage my boobs
Stranger: same with when u stroke back and fourth
Stranger: i grasp them and massage them around and around as a rub back and fourth
Stranger: still keeping you wet
You: oh yes, feels amazing
You: you know what, lets get straight to the point
You: i'm wet enough
You: and i'm sure you're waiting for it
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: Hops up as i grab around your ass
You: *blushes as you stare at my crotch*
You: be gentle, mmk?
Stranger: ok misty i will
Stranger: i slowly slide my dick deep in
You: OHHHHHHHHHH my god it feels soo good
You: you're so big
Stranger: i hop u up and downas urtits bounce
You: oh god, it feels so good
You: how close are you?
Stranger: pretty close haaha u?
You: sooo close
You: *i coil around you and stop you from pulling out*
You: CUM IN ME
Stranger: i bounce u up and down stil as i fuck u deeply
You: Oh god i'm soo close
Stranger: yeah misty u like it hard like that?
You: yes, yes oh my god yes
You: do me hard, it feels so good
Stranger: i thrust feep in side i feel cum starting to leak out
You: oh, it feels soo warm
You: keep going
You: i want all your cum in me
You: *i start squeezing down on your cock, to squeeze all your cum out*
Stranger: i go fast one last time andkeep going as ur pussy is filled with my cum
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: it leaks out anddripss
You: *i cum from all the cum inside my pussy*
You: oh my god
You: i'm so going to get pregnant from this
You: you'll take responsibility won't you?
Stranger: olololol
Stranger: yes misty
You: Oh yes
You: thank god
You: i love you so much
You: /end roleplay
You: how was that
Stranger: lol
You: who fapped?
Stranger: ask the guy asking the question
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: he probly is cleaning up
Stranger: cums hard to get outta keyboards
Stranger: eh?
You: lol
You: so how did i do? for a guy pretending to be a girl
You: ;D
Stranger: hhahaha i figured u were
You: ;)
Stranger: its not gay if u didnt do anything
Stranger: lololol
You: i didn't fap
You: but it was good
You: you sir are a good man
Stranger: me wither hahaha
You: twas a good role play
Stranger: haha u too and a good misty
Stranger: :P
Stranger: twas
You: hi5
Stranger: hi5
Stranger: for the muthafckin win
You: aww yeah
You: and i'll leave it at that, cause i have to go to work
You: laters
You: thanks for the epic role play ;D
Stranger: night bro
Stranger: epic it was!
Stranger: byee
You: laters
You have disconnected.

am i pro or what?
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