Omegle
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You: I am the keymaster are you the gatekeeper?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: stick you key in my ass
You: bend over bitch
Stranger: ok
You: and receive thine blessing
Stranger: i have bad runs today apologise
You: Scat makes it more slippery
You: better penetration
Stranger: slippery when scat? wasn't that a bon jovi record?
You: yes i believe it was
Stranger: i never knew jon bon jovi was an ass bandit
Stranger: it all amkes sense now
You: i can't believe it's not butter!
Stranger: it isnt butter
You: I can't believe that
Stranger: it doesnt even look like fucking butter
You: it does if you microwave it
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you
You: mahbalz ishairy!
Stranger: thats fucking BULLSHIR, maaaaan
You: you mad niggerish!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: stick you key in my ass
You: bend over bitch
Stranger: ok
You: and receive thine blessing
Stranger: i have bad runs today apologise
You: Scat makes it more slippery
You: better penetration
Stranger: slippery when scat? wasn't that a bon jovi record?
You: yes i believe it was
Stranger: i never knew jon bon jovi was an ass bandit
Stranger: it all amkes sense now
You: i can't believe it's not butter!
Stranger: it isnt butter
You: I can't believe that
Stranger: it doesnt even look like fucking butter
You: it does if you microwave it
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you
You: mahbalz ishairy!
Stranger: thats fucking BULLSHIR, maaaaan
You: you mad niggerish!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!!!
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all the really funny ones i did.... well i posted them on the cafe~
heres another
aint much in my eyes, he didnt leave for the dramatic exit
heres another
aint much in my eyes, he didnt leave for the dramatic exit
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Renovartio wrote...
all the really funny ones i did.... well i posted them on the cafe~heres another
aint much in my eyes, he didnt leave for the dramatic exit
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That "I have tentacles" saying was first used by me DX.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy asl
You: how'd you know my name?!!?!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Heyy asl
You: how'd you know my name?!!?!?
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Renovartio wrote...
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guess he doesnt like the boss~
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HOW COULD HE!? Leaving you and your Cyber baby like that... C'mon, Reno, let's go drink something...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Where you at?
You: How the hell does this work?
You: I mean, they connect you with another person,
You: THE EXACT MOMENT YOU SIGN IN
You: THEY ARE WATCHING US
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Renovartio wrote...
nice one ^^heres mines
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i guess i win XD
Nice comeback in the first one. Got to remember it.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi im a lolicon
Stranger: a lolicon?
You: are you a loli?
Stranger: like lol icon?
Stranger: what
You: no i dont
Stranger: o_O
You: but are you a loli?
Stranger: umm idk
You: just answe yes or no please
Stranger: what is a loli
You: ever heard of pedobear?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he hunts kids
You: well hes a lolicon
You: ^^
Stranger: oh
You: so are you my loli?
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: i guess
You: ...
Stranger: ..
You: PEDOPHILES!!!
Stranger: o:
You: RUN KIDS RUN!!!
Stranger: no point
Stranger: i will just chase them to their horny death
You: you... rock....
Stranger: ikr
You: i know right ^^
You: NANO DESU
Stranger: pedobear isnt my favorite
You: fear the icon of death!
You: (_ l _)
Stranger: the king is my favorite
You: bwa ha ha ha ha
Stranger: ma boi
You: indeed
You: if only i had the pic for it~
Stranger: all warriors strive for dinner
You: and dinner strives to get away
Stranger: ;_;
You: make sure you fap everyday ok?
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: will do sir
You: make sure
You: you dont cyber though
Stranger: uh oh
You: my name...
You: starts with J
You: and ends is esus
Stranger: o
Stranger: m
Stranger: g
You: and i have a message for you
Stranger: what is it
You: its very important
Stranger: o:
Stranger: im listening
You: make sure you listen ok
Stranger: i am making sure
You: you listening?
Stranger: yes
You: Porn i-
You have disconnected.
You: hi im a lolicon
Stranger: a lolicon?
You: are you a loli?
Stranger: like lol icon?
Stranger: what
You: no i dont
Stranger: o_O
You: but are you a loli?
Stranger: umm idk
You: just answe yes or no please
Stranger: what is a loli
You: ever heard of pedobear?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he hunts kids
You: well hes a lolicon
You: ^^
Stranger: oh
You: so are you my loli?
Stranger: now i understand
Stranger: i guess
You: ...
Stranger: ..
You: PEDOPHILES!!!
Stranger: o:
You: RUN KIDS RUN!!!
Stranger: no point
Stranger: i will just chase them to their horny death
You: you... rock....
Stranger: ikr
You: i know right ^^
You: NANO DESU
Stranger: pedobear isnt my favorite
You: fear the icon of death!
You: (_ l _)
Stranger: the king is my favorite
You: bwa ha ha ha ha
Stranger: ma boi
You: indeed
You: if only i had the pic for it~
Stranger: all warriors strive for dinner
You: and dinner strives to get away
Stranger: ;_;
You: make sure you fap everyday ok?
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: will do sir
You: make sure
You: you dont cyber though
Stranger: uh oh
You: my name...
You: starts with J
You: and ends is esus
Stranger: o
Stranger: m
Stranger: g
You: and i have a message for you
Stranger: what is it
You: its very important
Stranger: o:
Stranger: im listening
You: make sure you listen ok
Stranger: i am making sure
You: you listening?
Stranger: yes
You: Porn i-
You have disconnected.
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Renovartio wrote...
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Finally the word of sunflower has been spread. Where did you get it fakku cafe?
