Rules guys wish girls knew

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mantisprime1250

Long lost during the great Fakku rescesion I resucitate this thread

Spoiler:

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
7. Dogs are better than ANY cats, period.
8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not sport.

10. Anything you wear is fine, really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
15. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

21. Check your oil.
22. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
24. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

26. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
27. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
28. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
29. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
30. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.

31. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
32. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
33. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
34. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
35. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

36. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
37. Anyone can buy condoms. (:

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gizgal

14 years ago

Oh mansplaining... the most recent excuse for sexism.

ryuuhagoku

14 years ago

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

gizgal

14 years ago

ryuuhagoku wrote...

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;

ryuuhagoku

14 years ago

gizgal wrote...

ryuuhagoku wrote...

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;

In my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders, are an utter disservice to humanity.

gizgal

14 years ago

ryuuhagoku wrote...

gizgal wrote...

ryuuhagoku wrote...

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;

In, my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders are an utter disservice to humanity.

.... ;w;
Wow I'd rep you if I could, but it needs an hour more.
Have an e-hug instead. *HUG*

That statement pretty much sums it all up.

ryuuhagoku

14 years ago

gizgal wrote...

ryuuhagoku wrote...

gizgal wrote...

ryuuhagoku wrote...

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;

In my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders, are an utter disservice to humanity.

.... ;w;
Wow I'd rep you if I could, but it needs an hour more.
Have an e-hug instead. *HUG*

That statement pretty much sums it all up.

Thanks, but I'm just happy to know someone agrees with me. Virtually everyone to whom I've spoken on this topic in rl disagrees.

mibuchiha Fakku Elder

14 years ago

Most rules are retarded, but 13, 17 and 23 should be general human rules instead of men's...

luvyduv

14 years ago

who thought and wrote all of that down...thats so much....i bet he hates his girl

Drifter995 Neko//Night

14 years ago

I would follow some of those rules, but most of them are pretty bad >

gabaruni

14 years ago

I'm so happy that this thread did not turn out like many of the other mansplaining ones I've seen in my past. This list blows with few exceptions.

PumpJack McGee

14 years ago

New rule (which applies to everyone).

-Have a sense of humour.

Those who take the list seriously are idiots.

trekki859

14 years ago

many, many, of those are good rules to live by. yes some are ridicules, but a lot WORK damnit.

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GenQe

14 years ago

i agree with the previous statements so far.. most of the rules are stupid if you ask me..

SmittenKitten

14 years ago

When was this list created? I dont want a soap opera man. I want hentai loving one! ;)

And why wont i let you ogle other women, when I want to do that too?

this list needs to be made for fakku. lol

vietxmikey

14 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

New rule (which applies to everyone).

-Have a sense of humour.

Those who take the list seriously are idiots.

^ Yee...

SamRavster

14 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

New rule (which applies to everyone).

-Have a sense of humour.

Those who take the list seriously are idiots.

[font=verdana][color=green]OFT.

Seriously, some people need to get off their high-horses, stop white-knighting for a few seconds and just have a laugh instead. People just find these lists a new way to score some cheap points with the opposite sex by claiming that "the lists are terrible" or that "anyone who follows these rules should never have a partner".

Just stop it.

Stop it.

Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki

14 years ago

Heh. Funny cause it's not me.

VotableDrWhat

14 years ago

To my ex, whom never understood these two rules:

1) Yes, it's true that insulting my "meager" salary is not a good way to get me to buy you stuff.

2) No, you should never put your finger up my ass.

To any future girlfriends, please follow these rules.

That is all.

Sebastian

14 years ago

mantisprime1250 wrote...

13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

This is my favourite rule. I often get the hints, but bitch I will not do anything unless you bloody tell me.

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