Rules guys wish girls knew

mantisprime1250 · 2011-09-16T06:01:09+00:00

Long lost during the great Fakku rescesion I resucitate this thread Spoiler: 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 7. Dogs are better than ANY cats, period. 8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 9. Shopping is not sport. 10. Anything you wear is fine, really. 11. You have enough clothes. 12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 15. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. 20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 21. Check your oil. 22. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 24. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. 25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 26. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 27. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 28. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 29. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 30. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both. 31. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 32. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 33. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 34. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. 35. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. 36. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 37. Anyone can buy condoms. (:

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Lelouch24

14 years ago

mantisprime1250 wrote...

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
10. Anything you wear is fine, really.
17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

These are the main rules I care about. Some of the others would be nice, but not at all necessary

TheYellowDart

14 years ago

Some are kinda hit and miss.

iyeSCREAM

14 years ago

SmittenKitten wrote...

When was this list created? I dont want a soap opera man. I want hentai loving one! ;)

And why wont i let you ogle other women, when I want to do that too?

this list needs to be made for fakku. lol

You just made every man want you.

mantisprime1250

14 years ago

Wow O_O
People actually posted here

um.... I guess im obligated to say this but um... half of those were troll rules which a friend and I made so... /:

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

14 years ago

Air of virginity is in the thread.

Tsurayu

14 years ago

ryuuhagoku wrote...

gizgal wrote...

ryuuhagoku wrote...

I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.

Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;

In my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders, are an utter disservice to humanity.

A little bit of humility would help too.

It is just as much a disservice when I see people take these remarks so seriously. Gender studies protests too much when I read so much fodder where even jiving has somehow become unacceptable.

Tyranosaurus_Secks

14 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Air of virginity is in the thread.

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PumpJack McGee

14 years ago

Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Air of virginity is in the thread.

Ah, thanks- I knew I was forgetting something.

*Adds L'il Wayne to "Murder" list*

Ethil

14 years ago

Lawl. I'd say pretty many of these are true, but also, I've never had a gf that has expected all of this from me, so I'd say it's unrealistic but valid.

mantisprime1250

14 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Air of virginity is in the thread.

must be from the newfaggs

AvatarEnd

14 years ago

I agree 100% because I'm a guy, and we stick together. Also, I skimmed the list because I was out eating charred meat, like a man.

GracefulDiscension.

14 years ago

I loled at the list, some are true, some are complete bullshit.

Edit-Lol at the neg-rep

Zandorf

14 years ago

Most of that list is a load of nonsense. I only agree with 4 of the rules on that list, and they are: #4, 10, 13, and 17. The other rules, I don't care about, and I'm a guy. And IF you do ask me a question, and you don't want the truth, then don't ask me, because I will tell you the truth. Simple as that.

87d869d38b53357c935a69dc1

14 years ago

Men will never understand women. Simple as that. But Women, don't act like you understand us. Because no matter how much you think you will, you won't. Most of that list is B.S. but I do agree with a few of them and would like to add one of my own.

38: If you enjoy going out to dinner, movies, trips and such, Don't bitch when you man works 60 hr weeks. As much as he would love to stop working, take a break and spend all of his time with you, the bill man never takes a break. Be glad that you have a man who works that hard to provide because thats the kind of man you can count on.

TheDarkStarAlchemist Requests Moderator

14 years ago

Hahaha! Twenty nine is awesome!

Rusty Hammer

14 years ago

This list was almost as funny as dane cook!

now i'm going out to ride bikes with my friends. i still have some time before the street lights come on.

GroverCleaveland

14 years ago