1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. <- Anorectic people think they are fat, even if they look like skeletons. So are they fat too?
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. <- Umm, some guys like short/medium hair more than long. One example of these guys is my bf. And if a woman doesnt get her hair cut once in a while, it will start looking very awful with split ends and stuff.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! <- Well, some women are like this, but I cant comment much on this one because I dont really care about presents.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. <- when asking stuff like "did you stop watching porn when you met me?" or something, this one can be correct. Some things are better left un-asked.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. <- Do some women really think their bf/husband has to think about them all the time? Sounds very narcissistic
6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. <- Dunno, me and my bf are interested in same things, so I dont have a problem like that. My bf doesnt like sports or cars, so I'm good.
7. Dogs are better than ANY cats, period. <- Not all women like cats more than dogs. I think dogs are way more awesome than cats. But I also know that many men like cats more than dogs.
8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. <- Um, no. Not all men like sports. Some men hate them as much as I do, and I'm dating one of them :>
9. Shopping is not sport. <- Yes it is, and thats why I hate it just like sports.
10. Anything you wear is fine, really. <- oh? OH? So you're fine with your girlfriend showing off her thongs from under her mini skirt to other guys? Doesnt matter if her top is so revealing that other guys see almost everything? Doesnt matter if she dresses like your granny? And really, its a good thing she asks YOU what she should wear, that means she wants to look good in YOUR eyes.
11. You have enough clothes. <- not all women have as much clothes as the women in Sex and the City. I for example have probably less clothes than an average teenage guy.
12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. <- Some women do use crying as a weapon, and I must agree, it can be annoying especially if she does it alot.
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. <- I agree. Men are too stupid to understand the hints. Hm, seriously I agree with this one, but its not 100% womens fault. Its 50%-50%. 50% womens fault for not asking straight, 50% mens fault for not understanding ;O
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. <- Again, a thing I cant comment on. I dont know the exact date of our anniversary either. it was either a. 2 weeks ago b. one week ago c. its this weekend. Dunnolol, and I dont really even care.
15. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. <- Ew. If you miss, wipe it off. And I dont know if my bf is a superman or what, but I've never seen any evidence of him missing the target.
16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? <- 2 or 3 pairs? My bf has one pair of shoes, just like me. And I've own had more than maybe 3 pairs of shoes at a time. And most of the women I know own max 6 pairs of shoes. Again, we dont live in Sex and the City tv show :/
17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. <- Why wouldnt they be? D: I dont quite understand this.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. <- Maybe YOU should think if you've done something that made her very angry if you're in a situation like this. Mens actions affect women VERY STRONGLY, remember that. But really, headache isnt a good reason not to have sex, because sex helps with headaches.
19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. <- Again something I dont understand, but I do agree with it.
20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. <- so, you only watch american films? Thats quite boring + many american films suck. Not all foreign films are french artsy drama films. stupid rule is really stupid.
21. Check your oil. <- Car things? If so, I wont, I dont have a car, and neither does my bf.
22. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. <- Dont give us 37 rules if 25 is enough.
23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. <- if your gf has to fake it, maybe you should ask her what you should do and how. Dont just think that because your last gf liked what you did to her (or at least said she likes it), we all like the same thing. No, we have different tastes and some girls are more/less sensitive than others.
24. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. <- quiz? Talking about the quizs in womens magazines for example? If so, I cant comment on this one, because I dont do those.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. <- Depends on what you say. If you say something very mean, be ready for the consequences.
26. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. <- Hm, rule 10 said that everything we wear is fine, and now you say we have to dress like the Victoria's Secret girls. Make up your mind man. And really, I couldnt stand a man who acts like soap opera guys. I'm not violent, but I'd give him a black eye for being so annoying.
27. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. <- Learn to explain things properly, maybe then we wont interpret you wrong.
28. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? <- If your 'looking' is something your gf notices, maybe you should stop looking at other women when she's around OR practice looking without her noticing and problem is solved. And we look at other men too, but we just are better at doing it without you noticing it.
29. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. <- uhh, if this is about your penis, I dont get it. Because I "rub the lamp" only when I want the genie to come out. So no comment, this just sounds so silly to me.
30. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both. <- Why not both? Someone please explain D: If we ask you to do something, but you dont know how its done, what to do? D: is this some silly pride issue or something?
31. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. <- both of us, me and my bf talk during the movie/tv show too, so I think this is a stupid rule again.
32. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. <- uhh, if this is about sex, YES YOU DO D: If you're given directions, then you're doing it wrong, and if you're not given directions, you will do it wrong for the rest of your life. Just think about how awful it would be, if your gf doesnt know how to handle your penis and you couldnt give her any directions. You'd have shitty sex for the rest of your relationship, and since sex is quite important part of the relationship, it wouldnt last long. But if its about driving, dunnolol, neither of us drives.
33. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. <- This I agree with. No need to complain about men looking at your boobs if you're showing them around. But really, women who show off their boobs and then complain about men looking at them most likely do both just for attention.
34. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. <- I'd change the "golf" to lan parties or something like that, but I agree. A couple cant be together 100% of their free time, its not good for neither one nor the relationship.
35. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. <- I only comment about the airbrushing when I see a womens magazine, because most of the time they are even more airbrushed than in men's magazines. [size=10]And really, do some people still read those magazines? D:[/h]
36. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. <- again, its something a woman with brains knows just as well as men know it.
37. Anyone can buy condoms. (: <- I've always been the one to buy the condoms. But: men can be as embarrassed of buying them as women.
