Rules guys wish girls knew
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A rebuttal.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. -uh, have you never heard of fibbing? because that's what we want you to do. Or if you're with me, please tell me I'm getting fat so I can fix it. I don't want to be fat just as much as you don't want me too be. I just want to be proportionate and attractive to you.. :D
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.-If you don't want me to cut my hair, be prepared to brush it for me... like a bitch.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!-Not expecting, we just wan to feel special on those days. Personally, I can't remember special days to save my life.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.-If I asked I wanted to know. if the answer sucks,I know what to work on then.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.-Good to know, I'm not really thinking about you either the majority of the time. I've got shit to do.
6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. -If that's all you're thinking about then someone needs to get out more.
7. Dogs are better than ANY cats, period.- not worth arguing over.
8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. -Good, cause I'm tired of babysitting your ass. :P
9. Shopping is not sport.-No it's not, it's a war.
10. Anything you wear is fine, really. -Anything you wear is fine... cause no body really wants a flash of your dangly bits. It's comical really.
11. You have enough clothes.- too true.
12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.- we do it because you don't like it. that's why it's "blackmail".
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.-noted, but it's always a nice surprise if you work of a hint.
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.- I'll never ask, because I don't know either.
15. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.-Fine, but you're cleaning the bathroom
16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?-We don't, we just do it for kicks. :D
17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.-God I hope so.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.-Ok, you should go too, considering what ever is causing has to do with you and your "prowess"
19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.-No she does not. At least be civil
20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.-but they have awesome sex scenes! :D
21. Check your oil.-Me? psh, that's what the garage is for. Shame for you though, totally would have gotten you sex.
22. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.-Says the man with 37
23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.-I wouldn't have to fake it if you took directions. :D
24. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.-damn right.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.-unless you did a good one, I forgot anyway.
26. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.- buh, soap opera guys are to cheesy. I'll take a hentai man anyday. At least act like we're worth your time.
27. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.- If it's possible for it to be taken poorly, don't say it over a text. inflection and tone are important.
28. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?- If she's hot you better point her out cause I want to see too. :D
29. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.-... that lamp didn't take a lot of rubbing if you'll recall. this rule just rags on you... prematurely.
30. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.-they go hand in hand, but it usually stops at asking you to do it because you don't want to be told how to. remember #23
31. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.-Good, I don't want to hear you either... I call saying it during the program with my top off totally valid though.
32. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.- I site #23 and #30 as proof that getting directions get's you better results. I will however concede that some women don't have a great track record for giving directions.
33. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.- isn't under-boob the new cleavage now?
34. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.- ok
35. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.-... why are you looking at girls in magazines when you've the real deal?
36. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.-if you make it past 2 months then someone must be doing something right.
37. Anyone can buy condoms. (: -I thought guys liked showing off that they were getting sex?
Purely for fun and I only mean a little less than half of the things I said, feel free to decide which ones.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. -uh, have you never heard of fibbing? because that's what we want you to do. Or if you're with me, please tell me I'm getting fat so I can fix it. I don't want to be fat just as much as you don't want me too be. I just want to be proportionate and attractive to you.. :D
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.-If you don't want me to cut my hair, be prepared to brush it for me... like a bitch.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!-Not expecting, we just wan to feel special on those days. Personally, I can't remember special days to save my life.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.-If I asked I wanted to know. if the answer sucks,I know what to work on then.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.-Good to know, I'm not really thinking about you either the majority of the time. I've got shit to do.
6. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. -If that's all you're thinking about then someone needs to get out more.
7. Dogs are better than ANY cats, period.- not worth arguing over.
8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. -Good, cause I'm tired of babysitting your ass. :P
9. Shopping is not sport.-No it's not, it's a war.
10. Anything you wear is fine, really. -Anything you wear is fine... cause no body really wants a flash of your dangly bits. It's comical really.
11. You have enough clothes.- too true.
12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.- we do it because you don't like it. that's why it's "blackmail".
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.-noted, but it's always a nice surprise if you work of a hint.
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.- I'll never ask, because I don't know either.
15. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.-Fine, but you're cleaning the bathroom
16. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?-We don't, we just do it for kicks. :D
17. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.-God I hope so.
18. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.-Ok, you should go too, considering what ever is causing has to do with you and your "prowess"
19. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.-No she does not. At least be civil
20. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.-but they have awesome sex scenes! :D
21. Check your oil.-Me? psh, that's what the garage is for. Shame for you though, totally would have gotten you sex.
22. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.-Says the man with 37
23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.-I wouldn't have to fake it if you took directions. :D
24. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.-damn right.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.-unless you did a good one, I forgot anyway.
26. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.- buh, soap opera guys are to cheesy. I'll take a hentai man anyday. At least act like we're worth your time.
27. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.- If it's possible for it to be taken poorly, don't say it over a text. inflection and tone are important.
28. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?- If she's hot you better point her out cause I want to see too. :D
29. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.-... that lamp didn't take a lot of rubbing if you'll recall. this rule just rags on you... prematurely.
30. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.-they go hand in hand, but it usually stops at asking you to do it because you don't want to be told how to. remember #23
31. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.-Good, I don't want to hear you either... I call saying it during the program with my top off totally valid though.
32. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.- I site #23 and #30 as proof that getting directions get's you better results. I will however concede that some women don't have a great track record for giving directions.
33. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.- isn't under-boob the new cleavage now?
34. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.- ok
35. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.-... why are you looking at girls in magazines when you've the real deal?
36. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.-if you make it past 2 months then someone must be doing something right.
37. Anyone can buy condoms. (: -I thought guys liked showing off that they were getting sex?
Purely for fun and I only mean a little less than half of the things I said, feel free to decide which ones.
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SamRavster wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
New rule (which applies to everyone).
-Have a sense of humour.
Those who take the list seriously are idiots.
[font=verdana][color=green]OFT.
Seriously, some people need to get off their high-horses, stop white-knighting for a few seconds and just have a laugh instead. People just find these lists a new way to score some cheap points with the opposite sex by claiming that "the lists are terrible" or that "anyone who follows these rules should never have a partner".
Just stop it.
Stop it.
Or some people may genuinely have a strong opinion on the topic which they voice when they feel it to be appropriate. And I do think that the "What girls/guys think guys/girls knew" kind of lists are quite dumb.
Also, I am trying to "score points" with those who agrees with me on this. I expect that those who agree with me will think more highly of me, and that those who disagree will think more lowly of me because of my statements. So far, that seems to be what's happening.
Tsurayu wrote...
ryuuhagoku wrote...
gizgal wrote...
ryuuhagoku wrote...
I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;
In my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders, are an utter disservice to humanity.
A little bit of humility would help too.
It is just as much a disservice when I see people take these remarks so seriously. Gender studies protests too much when I read so much fodder where even jiving has somehow become unacceptable.
Yes, I do tend to take things pretty seriously. When it comes down to it, many people genuinely believe in stuff like this. Hiding behind "it's just a joke" is pretty weak, imo, since it allows these opinions to propagate, while ignoring the validity of any counterarguments. Also, I don't see what humility has to do with this, did you mean humor?
Finally, I'm not sure I understood your last sentence. If what you're trying to say is that political correctness inhibits people's ability to voice their opinions, then I totally agree.
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For the shits and giggles: yes it all true and men only think about how to strip women.
In all seriousness: lists like this (made by both genders) is something I thought I would never hear/see again after middle school. Stupid then, still stupid now.
In all seriousness: lists like this (made by both genders) is something I thought I would never hear/see again after middle school. Stupid then, still stupid now.
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ryuuhagoku wrote...
SamRavster wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
New rule (which applies to everyone).
-Have a sense of humour.
Those who take the list seriously are idiots.
[font=verdana]OFT.
Seriously, some people need to get off their high-horses, stop white-knighting for a few seconds and just have a laugh instead. People just find these lists a new way to score some cheap points with the opposite sex by claiming that "the lists are terrible" or that "anyone who follows these rules should never have a partner".
Just stop it.
Stop it.
Or some people may genuinely have a strong opinion on the topic which they voice when they feel it to be appropriate. And I do think that the "What girls/guys think guys/girls knew" kind of lists are quite dumb.
Also, I am trying to "score points" with those who agrees with me on this. I expect that those who agree with me will think more highly of me, and that those who disagree will think more lowly of me because of my statements. So far, that seems to be what's happening.
Tsurayu wrote...
ryuuhagoku wrote...
gizgal wrote...
ryuuhagoku wrote...
I'm male, and I couldn't live with someone who believes half of this stuff.Good to hear someone disagrees with it... ><;
In my opinion, lists like this, which emphasize unconquerable differences between the genders and total homogeneity within genders, are an utter disservice to humanity.
A little bit of humility would help too.
It is just as much a disservice when I see people take these remarks so seriously. Gender studies protests too much when I read so much fodder where even jiving has somehow become unacceptable.
Yes, I do tend to take things pretty seriously. When it comes down to it, many people genuinely believe in stuff like this. Hiding behind "it's just a joke" is pretty weak, imo, since it allows these opinions to propagate, while ignoring the validity of any counterarguments. Also, I don't see what humility has to do with this, did you mean humor?
Finally, I'm not sure I understood your last sentence. If what you're trying to say is that political correctness inhibits people's ability to voice their opinions, then I totally agree.
[color=green]tl;dr
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Sprite wrote...
Its a whole lot better than the How to be a Good Wife textbook from the 1950s
But not quite equal to how-to-be-a-good-man-handbook of modern times, so I'd say things aren't quite up to snuff just yet.
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GracefulDiscension. wrote...
I loled at the list, some are true, some are complete bullshit.Edit-Lol at the neg-rep
+repped
We guys have stick togedaaa
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mantisprime1250 wrote...
GracefulDiscension. wrote...
I loled at the list, some are true, some are complete bullshit.Edit-Lol at the neg-rep
+repped
We guys have stick togedaaa
Lol, thanks man.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
New rule (which applies to everyone).
-Have a sense of humour.
Those who take the list seriously are idiots.
Yay~then -laughs at the list- :D
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mantisprime1250 wrote...
Neruku wrote...
girls rule No1: your penis and wallet are toooo small...that is all*coffee*
can i have some coffee too? 屮(ﾟДﾟ)屮
No...
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Neruku wrote...
mantisprime1250 wrote...
Neruku wrote...
girls rule No1: your penis and wallet are toooo small...that is all*coffee*
can i have some coffee too? 屮(ﾟДﾟ)屮
No...
ure right, it's been 2 days, its too old now /:
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Dr Shaneman wrote...
Is there a "rules girls wish guys knew" as well?Rule 1
All the rules on the other list are bullshit.
/thread
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Piss me off and I'll nag you to death >:]. other than that i dont really care about your opinion unless it's a question that is actually relevant to life. oh and a lion will rip a pitbull in half... just saying.
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Well... most of these things are rather funny. but if I was a female. I would be like.....
Spoiler:
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Why the heck was this thread bumped?
Made me sick the first time, and it's just an ugly reminder now.
Made me sick the first time, and it's just an ugly reminder now.
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gizgal wrote...
Oh mansplaining... the most recent excuse for sexism.God forbid we or anybody try to explain a basic mindset based on a simple understanding of the world
I don't see why other people have to complicate the shit out of everything.
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most rule doesn't even apply to most descent guys i don't even follow most of the rules written there
just a thought it's if they say i want the best gift they just wanna have sex all night
sorry sorry i think i should stop having sex with my childhood friend every time she bitching on me during her period seasons before my sister see us
just a thought it's if they say i want the best gift they just wanna have sex all night
sorry sorry i think i should stop having sex with my childhood friend every time she bitching on me during her period seasons before my sister see us
