Things About Porn That Annoy You

There are certain things about porn that annoy me. Don't get me wrong I appreciate porn very much, we all do (kind of the reason why we're here in the first place). Even so there can be things in porn that are just really irritating.

For example, it really fucking annoys me is when in porn, when it comes time for the cumshot, the guy jerks himself off onto the girl. I don't know why they do this, because esstentally you're masturbating to another guy who is masturbating. There's nothing wrong with that if that's what you're into, but for a straight man like myself its an immedient turn off.

One of the reasons I like hentai so much is because this almost never happens in ero manga and anime.

However it is the norm in live action porn and it makes me want to find the guys who direct these movies and hurl them off a tall building!

Does anyone have any idea why they do this?

Does anything have stuff about porn that annoys them?

that's just how movie sells

whenever i watch porn with the guy who cum inside, it's just like watching action movie without explosion..

but i get annoyed by the girls at porn who fake orgasm..

What has been said above plus,

I don't like hearing the word "fuck" or other swear words all the time. I don't like piercings either.

But then again, I rarely watch real porn anymore anyways.

Plot: Even if there is a plot, it would suck.
Fake Moaning/Orgasms: Just a big turn-off.
The guys look too douchey. Like I wanna see good looking people not over-tanned, douche-bags that look like wash outs from the Jersey Shore.

The terrible music.

When girls moan badly.

When the girls curl their upper lip when they open their mouth.

Isn't it obvious? In real-life porn, they can't always cum inside the girl coz it'll get her pregnant.

Whereas in hentai, the laws of nature don't apply, so no matter how many times you cum in her, she'll never get pregnant.

If there's one thing that i hate, it's fake boobs. I prefer mine au naturel.

And anal isn't for me either.

i'll be straight. ANAL!
haters gonna hate...

Now we taking about Hentai or normal porn? In either case, I don't like excessivelylarge breasts, in hentai some characters can be to shiny, just looks unnatural, tattoos and piercing are a turn off, for hentai again, I hate how often they switch positions or worse, the guys getting oral and doesn't finish up on her and just does sex instead, hell you're a cartoon! Keep on going!!! Music sucks to, except for one game, in which I found my favorite band (yes, I did from a h game).

Exactly.

Although they could vary it from time to time. It seems that 99% of the time it's a facial. I mean, what stops them from cumming into a girls ass? They're all screened for STDs, and last I checked, getting pregnant via your bunghole is a damn sight more impossible.

Anyways, for me, the main reason why I tend to keep away from normal porn is how horribly fake the girls are; they're bored, and their acting is worse than a Christmas pageant.

If they're not interested in what's going on, neither am I.

When I don't get a boner.

I find most things about western porn irritate me. The constant "yeah, yeah, yeeeeah, fuck me, fuck me" gets on my nerves really quickly. As does the fact that the actresses practically never take their eyes off the camera and the actors are usually total jocks/douches.

Which is why i prefer japanese porn. They don't look at the camera quite as much and because of the language its easier to ignore what they're saying.

You can't impregnated anime characters my son, also aids, and something about jizz on the face that just make you pop off.

When they spread the girl's anus and/or pussy goatse much? Annoying music and the girl's moaning can be annoying too. I remembering one chick that sounded like Nyuu from Elfen Lied...

errr... I bet pornstar won't pregnant even when the guys cum inside cause they use contraception (pills, iud, vasectomy, etc(but most likely pills)).. So the males can cum anywhere he wants..

There is no 100% no-pregnancy guarantee, save tying tubes.

I hate it when the guy talks during the action.

@pump it's easy to manipulate hormon these day cause there are many methods you can use and only ignorants who fail to use contraception.
i.e. You can use calender and/or combine them with others (inducing menstruation, stuffing womb with device (iud), spermacide before coitus, etc)

You mean you didn't know?

without doubt the 70's disco music

And even that isn't 100%. The failure rate is one in 3000.

On topic:
The guys being dicks
The swearing
The acting
The 10 minute long blowjob scene.