Waffle's food blog: "Underwater Levels" Updated

I LIKE YOU A BIT BETTER NOW! NOW ENJOY THE COUCH AND SPOON
-gives a spoon-

also
im getting funds morrow so MORE FOODS TO BUY~

GOOD!
Thankies~ *licks spoon happily*

Okay, I look forward to seeing what you make.
Maybe you can try out one of my recipes...

If you link and stuff, i can try out and what not.
MAYBE EVEN DO BOTH.

Okay, here. Pumpkin Punch
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

I have NO PUMPKINS D:
BUT WILL DO ET ONCE I GET SOME.


some BBQ I forgot to update 3 weeks ago....

Nothing like a good old fashioned BBQ, looks pretty damn good, those are some nice char lines

Thank you for the complement.
People need more BBQ now a days.

Yeah, I don't come across too many people pulling out the grill lately.

Well, gettin' hungry. Gonna try and make something similar if not close-enough to that burger.

So Here's a tale of 3inch whisk and it's battle with whipping cream.

*Your Inventory: ingredients
-9oz sweetened condensed milk
-12oz evaporated milk or any kind of milk you like.
-2 cups of whipping cream
-1 jewel case of strawberries (roughly 12 or 16 oz of strawberries)
-1/3 cup of sugar
-few table spoons of powdered sugar
-1tbspn of vanilla extract
-approximately 7-8 slices of your favorite bread or bland tasting bread

*What you'll Need for the battle: Tools of the trade
-a mighty whisk
-A knife
-cutting board
-spoons
-5 to 6 bowls
-sift of sorts
-final bowl one which is stout and 5-9 inches deep

Alright TIME FOR GRINDING

1) Find the strawberries and wash them.
Lull them into a sense of calm...
THEN pluck their green leafy tops off and now slice them, let none escape!
Now take the slices and bathe them in the 1/3 cup of sugar.
Toss them around a bit so they know to release the juices and let them rest for now!


2) Grab your self a can of evaporated milk and condensed milk. AND OPEN THEM REVEALING THE GOODNESS FROM INSIDE THEM. GRAB YOUR SPOON AND SCOPE OUT HALF OF THE GOODS FROM BOTH, into a bowl and mix them together!
-to guro for the site :\-

3) Now wander around a bit for a small village of bread.
Capture some and...
PIN THEM DOWN and cut them GOOD. Square kind of good. >:V


By now you should have leveled up enough to take on the Boss.
Prepare your bowls, whisk and arms. e_e
Drink something and READY YOUR SELF!

4) CREAM CONTAINER APPEARS
BOSS BATTLE
Now that you've found it, open it up! OPEN IT LIKE A BUSS
Take 2 cups from it and pour it into your bowl!
Add your vanilla to it make it fall asleep.
ATTACK IT NOW! WHISK!!! WHISK!!!!!! WHISK!!!!!!!
-more whisking-
Don't STOP! You feel your arm getting tired right?
NOPE, ITS A TRICK! IT'S AWAKE NOW!
Slow down a bit, make it think your going to stop and them BAM MORE SPEED. It'll never see it coming e_e
-continue whisking-
By now it should be getting to soft peeks. (its almost dead)
BAM sift the powdered sugar into it now!
WHISK SOME MORE!!!!!!!!
once you feel it get thick, puffy and creamy, its finally over! (well at least the boss =3=)

Congrats you defeated it! Yet its no time to celebrate, you still have to present it to your people.(pat your self though, you did good kid e_e)
With all that whisking and cutting and spooning, your strawberries should be looking like some kind of crime scene with all them juices.

Hard part is over now and time for some sandcastle building :V

5) Grab your final bowl and behold its bowlness.
Take your defeated cream and add some to the bottom of the bowl as your base.
Now add a layer of bread and...
You remember that mixture of milk and condensed milk right? Never did anything but just lay there, WELP it's its time to shine! Grab a spoon and pour some over the bread. Let it soak in a bit then cover it with some the cream.
Now add your crime scene strawberries on the cream in a nice even layer.
Add some cream on the strawberries.

6) SHAZAM REPEAT till your near top.

7) So you've made it near the top.
you should have something like

(almost to the top)
[some more repeated steps)
[cream]
[strawberries]
[cream]
[bread]
[cream]
[strawberries]
[cream]
[bread]
[cream]

ALRIGHT~



8) That room you have there, you can add cream or another layer of berries then some more cream and THATS IT!
Use its as you please.
A little decoration
Some more of your defeated foes.
OR
you can add some plastic wrap and plate with some weight on it and have some thing like a bread pudding.



Stick it in the fridge and WAIT AN HOUR OR MORE.
Some suggestions.
GET THE HELL OUT OR DO THE FRAP'N DISHES AND CLEAN UP.



We've returned and what this?
A pudding, a bread parfai, some kind of deconstructed cake?
BUT ITS READY!

That looks yummeh!
How did it taste?

It tasted quite well.
I honestly have no clue what i was going to make.
But it turned out to be good.
-nods-
after several attempts .__.

Hmm, you should enter TCF. I would like to see what you some up with...

I loled at after several attempts. But I was sitting on your couch and you did not offer me a bit. *tears*

i was thinking of doing that but i dont have enough flour for what i was going to make.
maybe i'll have it this week end though. still not sure.

and

-points at the table-
You were asleep so i left you a piece on the table
-pats-

Very nice. Simple, yet somewhat elegant. Nice balance of flavors. Pity you didn't make the bread, or you could have entered it this month. Sounds delicious ^_^

Thanks for the compliment :V
But no flour to make bread for now.
Maybe on sunday though.

Not your best, but was okay.

Y u so mean D:

Its okay Waff, cuz you know...

She just mad cause she didnt get any -3-
CAUSE SHE LAZY.