what branch of military would you join?

Spetsnaz or U. S. Marine Corps Forces Special Operations Command(MARSOC)

I don't feel like fighting, because there's no need for one.

Did already.

Served six years in the U.S. Navy

JTF-2 either as a technician or demo-man.

Wow. Congratulation on your finding, you should win a nobel prize.

Did you honestly believe that the entire rest of the world was lacking in military chops?

Anyways, my answer is Spetsnaz, to see if I live (people die during their basic training).


Not the most capable (they have a rather poor track record of- y'know- keeping civilians alive), but certainly the most hardcore.

The one that gives me iron man armor.

Not a person that feels like dying for his country.

Celestial Being.

Probably some special forces or something.

Something where I can use computers to do everything, probably something dealing with computer security. Probably the U.S. Air Force, from what I found from googling a bit. Other simlar branches in other countries would be fine too I guess.

Though I still wouldn't want to join the military.

U.S. Air Force

None. War is for idiots whose ideals have forced them to think single-minded. There is always more than one path to choose, be it war or peace.

Id want to be a Green Beret.

Funny enough, I'm a green beret. But not special forces and shit, my country's armed forces designates the green beret to regular infantry troopers.

As for which armed force I'd like to join, from personal experience, being a foot soldier is a shit job. Walking for 12 hrs straight, with a 20kg load, wet boots/feet, it all sucks. So I guess I'd choose to be in an Air Force, flying high above all the schmucks in the mud below.

The Ginyu Force

Navy.
(I have undergone naval training IRL. Srsly.)
inb4 village people

Army. My grandfather was a Captain back during 'Nam, and while I am not close to him I figured that I honor him - and other veterans that I know - by choosing that.

(rf air force)
and man did it suck.