what branch of military would you join?

I had already joined, served, and separated from the Air Force as a Crew Chief, so i guess its invalid for me...

Army, Delta Force Operative.

If I could actually join any; air force. Because fuck yeah jets.

Navy for me. I would've gone Air Force, but I'd be too much of a pussy for that. :P Can't take the G's man.

The idea of flying a jet and doing cool stuff with it is really awesome. But I already had firsthand experience in jets and my body did not like it. It's either navy or coastguard for me since I love the sea and ocean.

Not American.

But I'm applying for my nation's Armed Forces as part of Army. Specifically the Engineer Corps. Why? Because Engineers are builders and destroyers.

On a little note, National Guard would be Reserves for my country.

chAir Force as a pilot. Too bad my vision sucks.

I know many people who are based in Japan, essentially living here but working for the US military

Now I am definitely Air Force, as long as I don't get stuck to the regular recon or ECM jobs. The very idea of flying millions of dollars every day is kinda awesome, not to mention the idea of creating a Great Wall of destruction as you pass by. Plus, dem gen 5 aircraft...

Too bad Japan has puny military

On a side note, do we consider the US Space superiority section as part of the Air Force? If so, I'm all for it, give it a few years and I WILL BE A F***ING SPACE MARINE

The one that doesn't get me shot.

That's also considering a hypothetical situation where I don't have a cyst on the cerebellum(balance and motor coordination fucked up). So on my current condition probably

Navy, only because i want to fuck a mermaid.