Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?
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Kind of Important wrote...
6th grade science class, sitting literally six inches from some girl whose name I can't remember.I had completely forgotten about it until now, thanks for making me remember what a pervert I am.
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Kind of Important
A ray of Tsunlight.
HopeLessHero wrote...
Kind of Important wrote...
6th grade science class, sitting literally six inches from some girl whose name I can't remember.I had completely forgotten about it until now, thanks for making me remember what a pervert I am.
No idea, I was in the last row of desks, furthest from the blackboard and the teacher, either I'm actually a goddamn ninja and she didn't notice, or she just never said anything about it.
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In a classroom during a debate tournament with a friend while two girls were watching because they asked us to... Let me explain the story though...
So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
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pubbly wrote...
Next to my dad while he was sleeping and in my elementary school's bathroom.
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HopeLessHero wrote...
pubbly wrote...
Next to my dad while he was sleeping and in my elementary school's bathroom.Err... I dunno, I just did it but it was hard work trying not to move so much.
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devsonfire
3,000,000th Poster
Inside a closet in my room (I modify my closet when I was a kid just so I can sleep inside it, just like Tachibana Junichi in Amagami SS)
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Solidin wrote...
Under my bed. I panicked when I heard people coming so I went into "disaster mode".
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HopeLessHero wrote...
Solidin wrote...
Under my bed. I panicked when I heard people coming so I went into "disaster mode".It's really just the flight or fight instinct but just revved up to the max. I kid you not, I heard people coming to my door and I jumped off my chair and rolled over the top of the table and did a baseball slide under my bed (my floors were wood and I had socks on so it was easy).
And ended just fine. Dodged catastrophic awkwardness by just a hair.
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TheDarkStarAlchemist
Requests Moderator
My car on the way to Otakon in 2010 in a desperate attempt to stay awake at the wheel. The ride home was even weirder.
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Library. Lot of desks, almost no one around....Well was out at University and options were limited.
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i acsully got one off in the ocean, i was staring at a few girls and i could not help me self. this was back when i was 13. :P
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While walking down the road of a campground I used to go to. I thought no one was around and suddenly my old friend's very hot sister walks by me. Sadly she didn't like younger guys.
