Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?
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Damoz
~Not A User~
In a park in the city.... that was fun. But other than that my house is about as exotic as it gets..
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newman3000 wrote...
i acsully got one off in the ocean, i was staring at a few girls and i could not help me self. this was back when i was 13. :Pdone that 2-3 times when i was 14-16... but it looks like somebody beat me to it :P
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Class, hot female classmate's room(while she was out), swimming pool, sea, woods, plane(fun part is that it was NOT in the bathroom ^^)...
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A soccer field. It was late at night and I remembered some good porn I watched. I think i was 12-13
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[color=#B93B8F]In my college dormitory, with five other wide awake roommates, on the top bunk of a bunk bed, under a blanket.
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Captain Kip wrote...
In a classroom during a debate tournament with a friend while two girls were watching because they asked us to... Let me explain the story though...So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
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Fadetoblack wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
In a classroom during a debate tournament with a friend while two girls were watching because they asked us to... Let me explain the story though...So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
Sadly it's entirely true...
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Captain Kip wrote...
Fadetoblack wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
In a classroom during a debate tournament with a friend while two girls were watching because they asked us to... Let me explain the story though...So there I was sophomore year of high school at a debate tournament at another school. Some girls that my friend and I knew from prior tournaments said they wanted to see our dead politicians as it were (having given my penis the nickname Sir Winston Churchill I refer to any penis as a dead politician regardless of wether or not the owner nicknames their own member anything let alone after a dead politician (and no, I don't assign nicknames to them, it's just "a dead politician" and that's the end of that)). Well our horny selves agreed on the condition of an equal trade (ie they show us their vaginas for a gander at the dead politicians). The exchange occurred without mishap or intervention from anyone, and we were set to go on about our day, but they had a proposition that we accepted, they wanted to see us fap. When we asked what the return was they didn't say. This "mystery prize" was enough encouragement to accept and we fapped for them not to completion because the award ceremony ended and we had to get onto the bus to go home. We never did get that mystery prize, but I did end up dating one of the girls until she discovered that I didn't even vaguely remember her name. It actually lasted 2 weeks until she was any the wiser that I had no idea what her name was. Incidentally, it's Amy, I don't think I'll ever forget after the scene she made when she found out.
You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
Sadly it's entirely true...
Never doubted it for a second.
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Fadetoblack wrote...
Captain Kip wrote...
[quote=fadetoblack"]You sir, have one of the funniest stories i've read
Sadly it's entirely true...
Never doubted it for a second.[/quote]
My friend would kill me if he found out I posted this now that I think about it... And he may be a member on here... Things you forget to take into account... Oh well fuck it, he's a better shit than me so if anyone were to kill me I suppose there are worse candidates.
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I fapped in a lot of places, man i was a horny kid back then. The strangest is in guard house of my highschool. girls walks by and cctv = free show. Girls bathroom. and the last one is in clothing store, with a girl mannequin giving me a 'hand'.
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Hmm, I think for me it would have to be on a bus during a field trip to New York (I was dared to by a group of friends. On the way back, one of the girls had to do the same dare). Nothing too adventurous.
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I fapped in a salon once, the barber left me for a bit because there was a phone call and there's a hot girl beside me getting her hair washed in one of those sinks in the salon and her tits were showing and she was wearing a miniskirt. I masturbated while hiding it in the fabric barbers use to cover your body from falling hair.
