Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?

I have four instances first in my middle school bathroom when I asked to go to the bathroom during class, then in the shower of my parents' freiends' house that was in a different state, when I had flipped my kyayk in a freezing lake I was told to take a hot shower in my families' cabin and I fapped in the shower as my relatives were asking if I was okay, and finally when I was in the corner of the room while my father was on the computer in the same room.

school bathroom ... lol

A bed next to my folk's bed.

in the mall ^^ while my bf was trying out some
very revealing clothes had a over sized hoody

Parking lot at a doctor's office. My mother worked medical records and had to come in for something. I don't remember why I had to go with her, but I just sat out in the car for nearly an hour, bored out of my mind and a bit horny. So... I just did it. >.>

The shower. I don't have the guts to fap in a public area like some of you do.

Not really a competition, school's toilet. I usually don't have the urge to fap at locations that don't tempt me to fap.

What about in your car while driving?

I've actually done this. I was bored while driving on the highway going 65mph. Decided to fap. My most dangerous fap ever.

I don't know how I forgot this, but I've fapped in a church before... it was in the bathroom.

85mph.

On the girl's toilet at my middle school days - it was scary and exciting at the same time :-)

the middle of a library.... gotta love them hoddies.

I managed to do it in a bus. It was real crowded and I was standing. Just stuck my hand in my pants and did what I had to. Nobody ever found out.

Friends House on his couch at like 3:30am

Hmm the library, at a wedding, and I once did it in my girlfriend's sister's bedroom (incidentally it was to FAKKU!)

On my packed schoolbus. Fuck the police.

Why you gotta one up me? lol

Looks likes it's just you and me who fapped while driving.