Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?

I did it in an empty room in cram school when I was 12.

When you're a teen (14) on vacation with your parents it's kinda hard to find a place to do it. So mine will probably top all the stories so far: 5 meters under water on the Adriatic sea. No, I didn't have a scuba gear, I was just holding my breath.

I have got to admit thats insane. I accept defeat. There is no way I could do that. I mean was this in the open sea, Not near a beach? That makes it more insane. And there is no way I could hold my breath while fapping. You are the new champion of weird places to fap

in your head

That's some true determination.

Damn you guys have some balls, I could never do it in public, hell the weirdest place I did it was in the schools bathroom and compared to some of the other stories that's nothing.

I know how you feel like damn im a noob at fapping now XD but it seems like everyone is just trying to outfap each other

@Neruku, Maxi- To be honest, it was in the garage of said police station. It was a combination of a dare and alcohol. It wasn't IN the station itself, I could never be THAT bold.

Haha, "outfapping"! I like it.

A lot of it is related to age and not having privacy on demand, I think. Having one's own place changes things and makes everything much easier... trust me :).

Porta-Potty while at work while still on the clock in the middle of winter.
(it had just been cleaned so it didn't stink)

Man. You are a champion of your craft.

camping, the woods, uncles house, grandparents house, parents bedroom, guest room, basement, outside (in font of my house), in the car, Disney World, bus, school, and that's' all i could think of at the top of my head.

Friend's pool during summer. Gotta thank his mom for that. A MILF with big naturals in a bikini, what a sight. My imagination went wild, while she was laying down on a chair. I couldn't get my eyes off of her and I masturbated and came in the pool.

Ok let me travel back to the 8th grade. You see its been about a month since I fapped and I was with my senior class at the beach the girls were in their swimsuits and doing dirty you can look boys but don't touch kinda things I went into a bush *stroke stroke* done

What can I say to outfap the fappers... I suppose the fact I started watching porn at the age of 8 would be quite shocking..no? Although it did take me 3 years to realize how what I saw connects with my cock.... :(

glug,glug...

At a friend of mine's house to his mom's panties.

At a hotel I was staying in while at an anime convention...I shared a room with Sneakyone :D. Luckily he didn't walk in, I gave him a warning. I picked up some good doujins at the con.

If mutual counts, then my craziest place was in a tree stand that we came across in the woods... many many times. Most of mine are outside (all mutual masturbation) Community park bathroom (on the counter not in the stall), by a creek, in an abandoned barn (that occasion ended quite well ;)), backseat of my grandparents car whilst carrying on conversation with them... Ya know... The usual.

By myself i'd still say in the woods, but in an elaborate fort that I built with some rope, a machete, and some tin roofing. Woo!

Ok how can you do that while talking to your grandparent?!?!? and in the same car and your like the mcgaver of fapping XD

By mutual and "we", you mean you and...?

I forgot to ask that i was wondering just the same like what he meant as mutual im asuming his hand might be raping him.