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Wheres the weirdest place you ever fapped?

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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
The title explains it all and for me it was in a school classroom
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
13 years ago
In kona's sister vagina.

In the shower while mom was doing her make up.. this was a while ago.
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Sneakyone
13 years ago
Airplane bathroom, During class, The woods.
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
Sneakyone wrote...
Airplane bathroom, During class, The woods.
Ok I understand a airplane maybe the woods but during class how? I did it in a empty classroom
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drfeathers
13 years ago
Airplane bathroom too! Probably the closest I'll get to joining the mile-high club.

Hmm, other places... aside from a tent while camping, I guess just almost every bathroom of friends/family. I usually rub one out quickly if I have a chance o.o
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Sneakyone
13 years ago
oaj09 wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Airplane bathroom, During class, The woods.
Ok I understand a airplane maybe the woods but during class how? I did it in a empty classroom


It was a full class, and there was even a kid sitting next to me, to this day I dont understand how I didnt get caught. I kinda just put a hoodie over my knees and did it.
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
drfeathers wrote...
Airplane bathroom too! Probably the closest I'll get to joining the mile-high club.

Hmm, other places... aside from a tent while camping, I guess just almost every bathroom of friends/family. I usually rub one out quickly if I have a chance o.o
I had a few chances to join the solo mile high club but I was a kid at the and didn't fap yet (to be young and pure those where the good days) and man you have alot of energy to fap whenever you can
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
Sneakyone wrote...
oaj09 wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Airplane bathroom, During class, The woods.
Ok I understand a airplane maybe the woods but during class how? I did it in a empty classroom


It was a full class, and there was even a kid sitting next to me, to this day I dont understand how I didnt get caught. I kinda just put a hoodie over my knees and did it.
You sir have balls of steel! I could not do that
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echoeagle3 Oppai Overlord
13 years ago
I am really surprised I got away with this one. I was actually in the middle of a barnes and noble bookstore. Not in the bathroom or anything, right down one of the aisles. I was a lot younger and very easily aroused. I was reading a Maxim magazine and I didn't have any self control. Like I said I'm amazed nobody either noticed or just didn't say anything.

I also did it once in the middle of my biology class in my first year of high school. Again, easily aroused and no self control. There was a girl in that class that I thought was super hot. I was sitting behind a table away from everyone so I thought no one would notice. I was really shocked when that same girl that had ignited my desires said that she knew exactly what I had been doing in class. I pretty much just ran away from her after that
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drfeathers
13 years ago
oaj09 wrote...
drfeathers wrote...
Airplane bathroom too! Probably the closest I'll get to joining the mile-high club.

Hmm, other places... aside from a tent while camping, I guess just almost every bathroom of friends/family. I usually rub one out quickly if I have a chance o.o
I had a few chances to join the solo mile high club but I was a kid at the and didn't fap yet (to be young and pure those where the good days) and man you have alot of energy to fap whenever you can


Yep, I masturbate a lot :3.
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Zero_Hour
13 years ago
Inside one of dem travel bus restrooms. It was cramped in there, but I got the job done.
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
13 years ago
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
artcellrox wrote...
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|
I seen alot of your post in the forums I was expecting a more funnier story for some reason XD
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
13 years ago
oaj09 wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|
I seen alot of your post in the forums I was expecting a more funnier story for some reason XD


Nah. For all the posts I've made, I'm a pretty simple and average guy. Nothing special about me. :)
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echoeagle3 Oppai Overlord
13 years ago
artcellrox wrote...
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|


HA! mine was weirder! I win! take that rival!
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
echoeagle3 wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|


HA! mine was weirder! I win! take that rival!
Yours by far is the weirdest and craziest and illegalest (I think) XD congrats
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Squall Sky
13 years ago
in a train full of people...idk why i just got some urge to do it,did that made me a huge pervert?
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HopeLessHero
13 years ago
Squall Sky wrote...
in a train full of people...idk why i just got some urge to do it,did that made me a huge pervert?
ummmmmm ..... Maybe and did you get caught ?
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artcellrox The Grey Knight :y
13 years ago
echoeagle3 wrote...
artcellrox wrote...
Uncle's house. Hotel that the family and I were staying in while in Florida. Stuff like that. :|


HA! mine was weirder! I win! take that rival!


Well...in terms of weird, I don't think I can say anything for where I've fapped. As for "what I've fapped into", that's a little crazier. :P

Spoiler:
You see, I share my dorm room with two others, and it's kinda small, so it gets tough to fap there without being completely obvious. Plus, either of them could walk in at anytime after a while, so fapping got kinda hard (pardon the pun). One day, however, I thought "fuck it" and decided to go for it, while both of them were out, and the door closed. Got out some hentai, started stroking and felt a little relieved, after being able to do so after such a long time.

That's when the morbid realization hit me. O_O

Thing is, having always fapped directly into a toilet, and never trying to contain it with tissues, I needed something so safely shoot my load into. The main problems, however, were the fact that the men's room was a minute's walk away from my room, and any sort of walking or running either killed my boner or, if I was too close, made me shoot out.

I started to panic, and I was close to the edge, too. I had to think fast, so I looked around for something that could help.

My eyes fell to the UCLA refillable and closable-with-a-lid blue mug that was on my desk (not exactly this, but about this size).

Forum Image: http://www.ugradshop.com/v/vspfiles/photos/UCLA-17M-S-2T.jpg

I let my instincts and crazy mind take over in that instant. Here's exactly what I did:

>Opened mug
>Lined inside with several tissues
>Resumed fapping hard
>Shot my load straight into the tissues "walls" inside the mug
>Cleaned myself up with more tissues
>Dumped the used tissues
>Used some more tissues to clean the inner walls of the mug, and dumped them
>Put pants back on
>Put mug back where it was, lid closed
>Went about my day again

And that, my friends, is the tale of my first ever makeshift/homemade cum container. :D
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Squall Sky
13 years ago
no but a middle aged woman did saw me and then act like she doesn't know anything...
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