Would you watch my porno?

This is me:



Here are some more pics of me:



I don't post this pictures to make people know who I am or anything like that. I do it so that I may ask a very serious question -

Would you watch a porno that I was in?

A couple things, first.
1) The babes would be smoking hot.
2) There would be no shitty angles. The camera would never be positioned behind me, so all your could see was my bare ass slamming into the chick. The camera would focus on the chick the majority of the time, though we would of course show dick entering vagina. Because that's hot.
3) I would be in the movie as Hentai-Man.I would wear the cape and headband at all times. Here's another picture of the cape:


So, would you watch a porno with me, as the character of Hentai-Man, in it? Or would you completely refuse to watch any porno with a fatass like me? I know I'm not the most handsome guy around, but most guys in porn don't look good, and who the fuck cares anyway? I don't need attractive guys in my porn, I'm not gay.

What if it was really funny? The story could be like, Hentai-Man gives great hentai to men so that they'll ignore their girlfriends and wives, and Hentai-Man jumps in, and fucks the bored ladies. But it's not regular fucking. He incorporates techniques learned from hentai into his sex! Like holding the girl's nose so she'll open her mouth for air, and then sticking his dick in her mouth. And using tentacles to fuck her ass and her pussy at the same time, somehow.

I think I could do this. But would anyone buy it?

I believe the more important question is, "Do you have balls to be the porn star?"

And to answer your title question, I'd watch it for teh lulz.

I lol'd :lol:
and yes, i'd watch it, the dudes in porno's never bothered me


Thos two are hot, you get any? :P

Most definitely. I see no reason why and you look more hygienic then half the guys in half the porno's and as long as you don't have more hair on your ass then your head I don't see why it would be a problem.

If anything it would also make a good story. Say your porno went platinum or be a blockbuster or whatever porno's get. I could honestly say that I know you. You could get me and other people from Fakku access to some really cool stuff and women. The porno awards or whatever they're called would be cool too because of course you'd give me free tickets right? (nudge nudge wink wink).

Yes and that is a hot bunny girl.

though I have no intentions of ever buying it. (Never!)
watching it once should be more than enough, I guess.
I just hope that I won't be getting any nightmares from seeing it afterwards. :lol:
(porn could really become traumatizing)

If you want to be a porn star then by all means but like what Callonia said, as long as you got the balls to do it. I must say the bunny chick is hot. The Haruhi cosplayer is alright.

Shaggy needs to get his own custom title: Fakku Pornstar.

I concur.

I am seriously thinking about doing this now. All I need to do is get some hot chicks willing to have sex on camera for money and a camera and some money.

To answer Klown's question, I didn't get any from those girls. I was lucky to even get a picture with the Haruhi girl, she was a stuck-up bitch, and a guy who's way hotter than me tried to hook up with the bunny girl, to no avail. God, he tried for hours to fuck her, and I think he almost had her, but in the end, it didn't happen.

I'm think I'm going to email a friend of mine and ask him what he thinks, let him talk to some of our friends, see what they think, etc. I'm guessing there will be some hesitation at first, because we're friends, and you don't necessarily want to see your friends naked, but if we could make some serious bank, we'd get over it.

The thing is, I don't know a whole lot of hot chicks. My friend's sister is pretty hot, but I don't think he'd want me fucking her. And she may still be underage, 17 maybe.

Anybody know any hot chicks in Tennessee that would be up for being in a porno?

Make sure to do STD Screenings. that's something important that most amateur porn makers forget to do.

What's the world comming to when cosplaying chicks won't even take sum dick...you lied to us JAV!

Also, did you by any chance get inspired by Zack and Miri Make a Porno?
For some reason im getting those vibes here.

I'd watch it, but only if you wrote your own dialogue. You seem clever enough to get an interesting script going. I want plot, dammit.

Seconded~

Thank you! That is very important, and I hadn't thought of that.



I'll be completely honest - I was watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno when this idea struck me. It was around the part when Zack says something like, "People will watch anybody having sex." But the thing is, I'm crazy enough to actually do this, for real. I'm not worried that tomorrow, I'm going to wake up and say, "God, what a stupid idea." This is something that I think I could do.

But I probably never would have thought of doing this if I didn't go to the local anime convention as Hentai-Man for the past three years. Every year, people ate it up. They shouted at me, wanted to hug me, get their picture taken with me. The J-punk band Peelander-Z loved me, and the lead singer spit water in my face, which was actually really fucking cool. So it seems like otaku love the idea of a guy calling himself Hentai-Man running around. I sure loved it, when the idea struck me.

Side-note, completely not related to the conversation, but the second year, I thought of going as Lolicon Man instead, but I figured that could possibly get me arrested, so I didn't do it.

no, there is enough porno out in the world that I would not need to watch porno starring you. It's not that I care if the dude is good looking or not, it's more that I simply don't believe a porno of "hentai man" is something i care to see... I don't need a story line for my porno. I also think you would probably be hairy and as much as you say you would avoid being in the shot, it would still happen...

well some how this pic....just looks.......so unreal....because of the light your eyes looks so soulless.....like puppet

you sir have a awesome beard

I'll watch it as long as the girl is hot

The power of beard is what got him the pictures with hot chicks, I'm thinking.
And is what would get a woman to sleep with him on film.
Also the money.

I don't really care what the guy looks like in porno, unless it's Sasquatch.
Actually, if it was Sasquatch, I think I would watch it for the novelty factor.
So what I mean is a guy that is so hairy and ugly he almost looks like a Sasquatch, without actually being a Sasquatch.

If it's got extremely hot chicks in it, I will watch it just as I would watch any other porno.
If it's got someone I know in it, I will show it to everyone else I know.