Would you watch my porno?

this wont happen, do you know how many guys fail to be able to get it up on film? Also you can do everything you want but i dont think you'll find the caliber of girl you're looking for that is willing to have sex with you for money; you have a better chance of landing a hooker than anyone more "real".

Are you speaking from personal experience? :lol:

Honestly no but I would watch a porn of the Haruhi Chick and the bunny girls getting it on

Dude, no fucking way. I swear to god I saw you there.

Hmm, I could actually be your sidekick.

yeah, i direct porn on the weekends, your mom free again this week?

Oh snap!

You've been to MTAC? Seriously? Dude, if you're going again this year, we could meet up somewhere. That'd be awesome.



You can say whatever you want, I don't care. You never know until you try. If you constantly assume that things won't happen, you end up never trying, and where does that get you? Sitting on your couch, unhappy with your life.

The chances of just about every dream or lofty goal are very slim, but people still manage to do what they want to do. Writers manage to get their stuff published, artists manage to get their stuff sold, and people manage to make their own porn. Crazier things have happened. :)

Sure. I'm not sure if I'll be going this year (only time will tell), but if I'm able to we should meet up somewhere.

Groovy, man. If you plan on going, just drop me a line, PM or whatever, and we'll plan something. It's April 3-5 this year, in case you don't know.

Sounds good. Hope I can go.

not that many.

I'm not sure.
But what a coincidence this is that you're talking about moms. While on the web I happened to stumble across a picture of your mom. :lol:

alright, i think we're straying off topic here >.< lets get back on topic.

On topic:
I'd watch, why wont I? =O if the chick's hot, thats all that matters, really =P

yeah I'd watch it.
as long as it's has hot girls it's alright.

(latemuch)Sure, I'd even write for you guys.

wow that's just bad, you're leaving the insult original topic and just posting a fat bitch... pretty weak. Anyways, worst case scenario, my mom is fat and ugly, but your mom has random dick shoved into her all the time... you might not even be your fathers kid. Maybe you want to try again, something a bit better maybe?

Seriously, the first "Your mom's in porn" joke was funny, but now it's just pathetic. And arguing about how one joke sucks more than another? If you want a fight, just go into Serious Discussion and say that Mexicans are people, too, or that Jews did WTC.

Now, let's get back to talking about a chubby guy making a porno.

What are some more things that people want to see in porn that is rarely shown? They don't need to be big things, just something that you'd like that is rare. Things that happen in hentai but not in real porn would be really good.

But I don't want to alienate a lot of people with this. I wouldn't include any shitting or peeing, for example. But some light S&M sounds nice. Some spanking, maybe using a riding crop a little. But which is better, having the guy get spanked by the girl or having the girl get spanked by the guy?

Ah calm down. I'm just messin around.

Attractive girls?

That's really all there is to it. And you've already said that you'd put it in there, so yeah. :P

spank the guy >__>