Would you watch my porno?

not sure where you get any emotion out of my post, i don't really make emotional outburst posts.


also shaggy, the amount of threads you've derailed... I don't think you should be the one asking us to stop.

Have the guy spank the girl, ball gag goes in after oral. Halfway through... OMG THE GIRLS FRIENDS BURST IN!!! They tie you up and turn the tables. THEN the girls can spank you.

You are now a penis tied to a chair (or any piece of furniture that makes movement difficult, really) at the mercy of 2-4 smoking hot women. Should I continue? Cause there's a chance the way I'm going that EVERYONE in the room and anyone who comes within 50 ft of said room is getting it in the pooper.

Also, you should probably get a darker cape, that white one's gonna stain.

It seemed that you were peeved. Saying "calm down" was the wrong word choice on my part but I had just woken up.
btw, that pic was supposed to imply your mother not only looked like that, but also did porn...
That you direct. :lol:
jk dawg.

But to get back on topic, it'd be hard to get hot girls for amateur porn about a guy named "Hentai Man." No matter how hilarious we think it might be.
Maybe you could get an average looking girl at best.

Not necessarily.



I don't think girls in amateur porn would be THAT averse to it. There's a lot of women out there. It might give them a chance to flex their acting muscles. :roll:

Did you put a picture of a $50 bill to imply that they'd do it for the money?
Because I'm pretty sure amateur porn doesn't pay very well.

yeah i'm game i'd watch it

This reminds me of that one fuckin' movie. God what is it called? These three minors try to set up a porn or whatever. It's hilarious.

I wouldn't watch your porn - no offense.

Plus, you really want your dick to be seen by all of us?
Well, maybe that's more important to me then anyone else.
Just, make sure you're comfortable with your goods to be seen ;p

I think you're thinking of National Lampoon's Barely Legal.

I derail a lot of threads? I occasionally go off of tangents, but they're usually confined within one page.



I actually do have a black cape that I made last year. I just don't seem to have any pictures of it.

Because of the two capes, I was actually thinking of maybe having "Good" Hentai-Man and "Bad" Hentai-Man, but the project would probably need a good editor, if we did the whole thing with one person playing two roles and talking to himself thing.



The way I see it, there are three types of girls we could get. Exhibitionists, who like being watched; Actresses who don't mind fooling around, like regular porn stars; and sluts who want money. Also, since this is far from Hollywood, the girls in the film wouldn't be like the usual porn stars. They wouldn't be 28 years old with gigantic fake boobs. I'm hoping that the girls will be attractive while also being "real" girls. I think there's an appeal there, if the girls don't look like porn stars. After all, most of my favorites are the girls who just turn 18 and disappear within a year of coming out.



Are you talking about The Porn N Chicken Club, an old Comedy Central movie?

Anyways, I can't blame a girl for not wanting to watch this. I'd be surprised if a girl did want to.

As for showing my dick to everyone, I can be a bit of an exhibitionist. I've been in situations where it's been more than just me and one girl, though I've never been in an orgy or anything, and it's exciting. I don't think I'd mind too much, and even if it did bother me at first, I'm sure I'd lighten up before long.

either ways, good luck with it ;P ill be rooting for you

It is an old Comedy Central movie.

What would I like to see......

Something I like in Hentai that doesn't show in American porn: bite sized sex scenes.
I flat out can't stroke it for 45 minutes. It's good to go 10, put off cumming, then repeat in.... five minutes or so.

also.........Succubus.
Tail not necessary, just some paste on horns and cheesy special effects during the cumshot (she's sucking your soul)

I'm thinking it would be more popular if it was like an actual hentai, just not with animation. Meaning, the story is (somewhat) important, and people don't have sex for a full half-hour. I'd be more inclined to watch something like that personally, and since it'd be about Hentai-Man, why not make it like a hentai?

The only problem is, the script would have to be good (though I was planning to make it good in the first place), and it'll be harder to make, since we can't just film people having sex and call it a wrap. But anything worth doing is worth doing right. Plus, a good story may make up for not having four hot chicks, since I think it'd be too hard to get that many.

you could always copy one of the better hentais out there, anything by gunma or seto is filled with good stuff. It honestly sounds like you want to direct porn more than anything, can't you simply hire an actor to play "hentai man" otherwise it basically sounds like you're simply down for the sex, and the line between porn and prostitution blurs.

If you pay someone to have sex with you, it is prostitution, and illegal. Unless you film it and show it to other people, in which case it is porn, and legal. So he's safe as long as he does that.

pretty sure there's more legal considerations than that...

hm...you're probably right.
But I don't know what those considerations would be.

As far as I can tell, prostitution is simply paying a person to have sex with him/her, while porn is paying the person to be in a film in which the person has sex. Maybe the difference is that the person paying isn't the person having sex. But I'm sure there have been cases where the person paying was the one having sex, so I dunno. Perhaps porn is legal and prostitution illegal because with porn, the purpose is to distribute the video for money, while with prostitution, the purpose is to be pleasured.

Anyways, Waar, you're right about me wanting to direct it more than star in it, but I'd be fine being in it, so why hire a person and pay them when I could save money and be in it myself? That's my thinking, at least. Plus, I made this thread to see if a lot of people would mind what the guy looked like in the porn, and the response I got was that most didn't care, as long as the girls were hot.

Also, if I do make it and sell it at the local anime convention, more people might want to buy it because they've seen the "real" Hentai-Man. And I could use myself to advertise the porn, too.

Moving past that, are there any business majors out there? I'm curious about what sort of legal things would be necessary when it comes to making a porn, as well as if it's possible (or worth trying) to get a sponsor for the porn. There are some porno shops not too far away, and the idea struck me that I could potentially go to one of them and get some endorsement, as well as a place to distribute the porn.

I'd think that having sex with the girl if she was hot enough would be enough of a payment for the guy. :lol:

Plus, you'd still need a cameraman.

Well, I sorta found this funny:

http://www.mydigitallife.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1038825&Itemid=43

It tells you the process to make a porn.
One of the bullets in there for finding a female actress is 'do you know what a roofie is?'

Anyway - I still think there's a lot of legal stipulations for major porn producing, but if you just want to make an amateur porn - then go for it?

Just find a friend willing to watch you have sex and film it on a normal camera. That's what any other amateur porn does.

Do you even have sexual experience?
FYI - I think if any girl saw that cape, she'd say no. I don't care how much she likes anime or hentai.