Detective Colon ~Captured In His Butt~

FAKKU,

Give us that book. I would buy it in an instant.

(Btw, I'm not joking. That book actually exists:
https://www.wani.com/product/4862697127/ )

And now I know why Detective Conan won't ever end these pointless side stories.

A crowbar lodged up his ass? Surely something so...small, could not have taken the life of the best anal athlete around? You don't need to be a detective to know that!
Still, what a touching tale of friendship! He sucked in his friend the physician to save him from the crowbar deviant...
Also, how could you want to put an end to this amazingly humorous series! All the smut is nice and all, but this, too, is art...In a sense.
And man am I intrigued to see what happens next.

....seems legit.

(Takes Deep Breath) "DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"

"For all we know, they just had a tea party in his anus."
Inspector: (　〇□〇）

conan seems to be getting parodies quite often in the last few years. i can't count the number of manga that make use of the "shadowed culprit" figure.