Gravity cat Posts

"No you don't look fat in that"
You look fine, stop fishing for compliments.

"I have a headache"
I actually have a headache. Optional: You're the cause of it.

"I'm here for you"
Maybe if I'm soppy enough you'll let me bang you.

"I prefer chubby girls"
I like larger girls who are not morbidly obese.

"I don't care"
I actually don't care.

"Sorry about that, battery died"
I wasn't in the mood to talk on the phone and I was too polite to say so, so I made up this excuse.

"I'm going to have to give it a miss, I've got the shits"
I can't be bothered going out so I made up this excuse.

"Sorry, I fell asleep"
I couldn't be bothered going and I didn't wanna let people down again, so I made up this excuse to make it seem like my absence was out of my control.




Back in my MSN days, ending a sentence with a full stop signified that I was pissed off. Now I do it out of habit.

I would actually like to see a Cripple Girl anime.

who

I knew we couldn't link to Ex but didn't know other sites were blocked.

Spent the entire day playing Skyrim.

Level 50-something and officially Overpowered. I now have 100 Smithing, Enchanting and Alchemy with all the useful perks.

>Got a set of Fortify Smithing gear and Fortify Alchemy Gear. Alchemy set includes a Circlet and Falmer Helmet equating to 5 seperate Fortify Alchemy effects.
>Wear Alchemy set to make 135% Fortify Smithing potions.
>Equip Smithing gear and drink a Smithing potion.
>???
>Extreme profit!

Torso armour buffed in this way is enough to reach 567 armour rating (which equates to 80% damage reduction, the maximum). Even a set of armour which don't benefit from Smithing perks easily reach 700 with my level and perks.

I could make Enchanting Potions to get better Alchemy gear and use that gear to make better potions ad infinitum, but too much effort and at this point I'd only really need it for weapon buffs. Not to mention there's probably a cap on that.

That is pretty fucking creepy.

Had a call from an 0800 number. I answered it thinking it was the new number of my workplace so thought I'd better answer it. It was my mobile phone provider.

According to my them I've wracked up 200 quid in topups in the 6 months I've had the phone, which makes sense because I was topping up frequently just to listen to music. And as I found out the hard way, Streaming saps usage. Hard. Which is precisely why I got an MP3 player. I haven't topped up at all since.


What they were asking for was 20 quid/month for a Gig of internet plus whatever else. It would have been a good deal if I actually used the phone as much as they think I do.

I hung up during the call because I was too polite to just say "I'm not interested", but turned my phone off to make it look like it died. Battery was low anyway.

Just found out that Mod Ana has a Mew tattoo on her leg thanks to this. Bit tricky to see, took me a while.

In that case it would be possible to block the Image-blocking frame manually using AdBlock.

Having a forum post on another site "Mature-Spoiled". I linked to this and I get a PM from a mod with my post edited to include a "Mature subject spoiler".

I hate sites that censor anything deemed "adult". Might be the reason I keep coming back here.

You don't have to use commas.

The name is self explanatory. Ever seen a new user without an avatar posting an obscenely long nonsensical post littered with dubious links and various irrelevant images plastered across their post? If no, lucky you. They are a pain in the dick.



Though I've not seen one lately and nobody's seemed to have reported one (at least here) for a while. Might be something to do with this.

I wonder what the guy thought when he first realised he catcalled his own mother.

Pretty much how I discovered Hentai - and my exact reaction. First time was in my teens and I found it during a Googlesearch of Melissa Joan Hart n00ds (which I was convinced were real). Obviously I'd kept it a secret but long after we got rid of that Internet Box I stopped actively searching for it.

Discovered HentaiDreaming after I got bored of porn 3 years ago, and I stayed in my room for a week. It was there I discovered WINcest but initially I thought it was a bad thing. Until I found out it's a pretty popular genre in the Hentai world. When that was shut down I was pointed in this direction on the site's chatbox.



Nothing wrong with liking both Hentai and porn. I myself prefer 3D so long as it's not "professionally" done (more of an Amateur man myself) but a good 2D Hentai manga can make lil Grav stand to attention. Mezzo Forte sex scenes are pretty well done and are my go-to place to bash one off.


Well now that's my story. Welcome to the forums. Hope to see you around

Wrong. If you do a tag search which includes a tag with a minus in front of it, it searches for all manga with your tag and excludes manga with the minus'd tag.

For example, searching "Vanilla -oppai" would give you vanilla mangoes without oppai.




Edit: Just realised I responded to a comment on the correct date but the wrong year. I'm still stuck in 2014. Oh well.

Yesterday at work someone of Middle-eastern descent asked me for help finding something they wanted. They spoke perfect English but they had a thick accent so I had trouble understanding them. I knew they wanted coloured paper so I showed them the only coloured paper we did but apparently it wasn't what they wanted. In the end they had to show me what they wanted - printing paper - and it clicked; they wanted coloured printing paper.

(We do plain A4 printing paper and coloured regular paper, not a mixture of the two.)

Not being able to understand them made me feel like such a racist. Thankfully they had patience of steel.

Apparently disabling ads manually on the page rather than a full-on block is a possible solution.

I use Chrome too as well as ABP and I'm getting no problems whatsoever.

First removal of font colour and size BBcode in forum posts (yet it still works in Preview?) and now filtering of Ex links.

No seriously, what the shit

Happy We-colonised-your-country-with-criminals day.

Never knew you could take such a test on an unborn child. The more you know.