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Pappi wordplay Sneaks

Don't get too drunk

The small lump on my back is a harmless cyst, not a malignant tumour like I led myself to believe.

Remember kids; go to the doctors and don't self-diagnose.

Meeting up with people you've met over the Internet - either through a dating site or an online friend - are pretty common but sometimes things go south.
What was the worst meetup you've ever experienced?


I've met a couple of nutjobs myself;



And

Are the realistic sex robots realistic yet?

Erm, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy.
Although I'll be honest I might have had heard that one before though. Sorta cheating.

That includes you, Buttman

For me it's not just my feet, it's my legs as well.

But yes I can sleep when they're cold, I can't sleep when they're warm. That's why in Winter when the heating comes on I have problems getting to sleep.

You either misunderstood or didn't read.

The OP is giving feedback about the Spoilers in the Comments section of Hentai Manga uploads; it blacks the words out rather than hides it in a togglable box. Their issue is that they can't see words hidden by a black-bar Spoiler - presumably because hovering over them doesn't reveal them on a mobile - so they have to copy/paste the word to see it.

Fue is apparently Male. He has a Twatter which he posts on fairly often (in Japanese, so Chrome autotranslates it to Engrish) though his last Twat was 9 days ago. He seems to have been working on a Hentai Manga called Ferahame Lips. I'm not sure how accurate that name is because Chrome Translate is horse shit.

He has an associated name called "Ronpaia" but whether that's an alternate name or what, I don't know. Some of his works uploaded to Exhentai has the name accompanied with his own, or has the what-I-presume-to-be-alternate name accompanied by "(circle)" if that means anything to anyone.

This is just from about 20 minutes of Googlesearching. Make of it what you will.

I met an old friend from school on the bus today. Found out he still speaks to my former friend who I fell out with over an ex of mine that he got with. I lovingly refer to him as Cockface thanks to this show.

I've long since stopped caring that he got with her since I cut off contact and managed to get over her a while ago, but I continue to dislike him for generally being a shit person not just to me, but to other people as well.

According to my friend, Cockface is no different now to when he was back then.

• He got more arrogant. Not sure what my old friend specifically meant by that, but I assume he meant that Cockface still thinks he's always right in any given situation and can do no wrong, and is God's gift to women yet secretly is highly insecure.

• He became grumpier and is apparently a major dampener on nights out since he won't drink and is more socially awkward than my friend, who himself admitted that he has a plethora of mental handicaps which make him socially awkward by default.

• He still hasn't grown out of the goth phase. Last time I spoke to him he was a major metalhead. Apparently now his passion for metal is borderline autistic; talk to him about it and he's like a walking encyclopedia, talk to him about anything else and he's like a fish out of water.

We know that

I really can't wait to find out the origins of Dragons or their motives for invading another dimension. And whatever the hell larger Dragons are.

Hoping the next episode will shed some light on that. Which is out today apparently.

It's impossible to accurately predict what would happen if something that exists never existed in the first place. The butterfly effect in timelines and all that.

But it's fun to imagine!

I wouldn't have discovered Pokémon, Digimon or Cardcaptors on TV, which means I'd have focussed more on Robot Wars, The Simpsons and possibly Now That's What I Call Music, as was the rage at the time.

When I went to Canada when I was 11 I wouldn't have discovered Monster Rancher and the 2 girls I met out there (who were my aunt's friend's daughters) who didn't like me because I was not only a boy, but I was also fat and ugly at the time, I wouldn't have started afresh with them because Pokémon Yellow wouldn't exist, so we'd have nothing to bond over and they wouldn't have apologised for being cunts. And I wouldn't be quizzing my relatives today over who they were or why we went to their house in the first place, because I have a terrible memory, or asking for their surnames so I can Facebook stalk them.

If my friend's sister and I coincidentally volunteered at the same charity shop at the same time in this timeline, we'd simply have slightly less to talk about during downtime.

Otherwise since I didn't become a frequent viewer of anime until 3 years ago when I got into Hentai it wouldn't have affected me much. I'd have indulged in another type of porn since Hentai wouldn't exist.

I found out the hard way that my farts were lethal today.

I felt bloated and full of wind. I needed to let one rip so I let off a small silent fart as I was doing various tasks in the charity shop; enough to feel a little more comfortable but not enough to make noise. About a minute later my till buddy says she smells something horrible and gagged to the point of almost vomiting. The doors were opened and we sprayed the shop with room freshener.

At the time I hadn't realised it was me and we all assumed it was a customer and nothing more was said. But when I got home I had a dump because I was still bloated, and as soon as I got up, very same smell; it was like rotten eggs got mixed in with manure and stomach acid. So it turns out the horrible smell was produced by me.

Something I ate yesterday while I was out evidently didn't agree with me. Fuck me.

You don't want one IRL. That shit is scary.

A ribbon that stops your sister from consuming blood for sustenance but maintaining it and chasing off potential victims makes you look like an incestuous freak.

Interesting

[size=29]Oh my. Even if you manually use BBcode it doesn't work.[/h]

Must be related to the fact that the img tags are broken as well.

Confirmed