Gravity cat Posts

That feeling of relief must've been immense.

But question; how do you know it's not yours?

In general:

• Lactation.
  [*]Anal. See Scat.
  [*]Scat. See Anal.
  [*]Pissing. No thanks.
  [*]Gay. I'm heterosexual. Also, see Anal.
  [*]Pregnancy. Just weird.
  [*]Older gentlemen or women. Ew.
  [*]Excessive hair. Pubes I don't mind, but it's a turnoff when it's so thick it looks unhygienic.
  [*]100% purely lesbian porn. Too much of a dicktease, needs penetration damnit.
  [*]The absence of a creampie.
  

In Hentai:

• Poor quality content. Namely stock squishy noises during coitus, disproportionate body parts and bad and/or reused animations.
  [*]Running commentaries during sex. Manga I can tolerate, but in Henta-Anime I can't stand it. Nobody actually gives a running commentary of how good they feel, they're too busy enjoying the sex to say anything.
  

In porn:

• An American girl saying "pussy" and "cock". Real fucking turnoff especially if she's "begging" for the the "big cock" in her "pussy".
  [*]Running commentaries during sex, be it from the cameraman or from the subject of the video. Shut the fuck up, nobody is watching you fuck so you can talk.
  [*]Heavy unrealistic breathing. You know the one, they sound like retards when they exhale and sound like snakes when they inhale: "Haaaaaaaah", "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS". Normal moaning will do.
  [*]When the couple has the sexual chemistry of a concrete slab.
  

You don't have to justify your interest in WINcest manga here, because I myself am partial to the idea of forbidden love/sex WINcest provides. Don't do it in reality though, unless you and your sister are the last two people alive and the fate of humanity rests upon your shoulders.

Welcome to the Forums. My name was inspired by Gmod Idiot Box. Although I put no effort into thinking of a name when signing up to the site it's stuck ever since.

And by the time I've found it,




I can use my imagination but that's boring.

Well that's cleared up. That part was always a bit vague.

Moment I saw those crimes against fashion I knew what was going to happen.

Skanks are always the first to put out

I couldn't make cat ears work on my avi.

Oh well, a man can dream.

This image of a Content Developer on RuneScape:



Goddamnit penis I know you're in love with Mod Ana but calm the fuck down

Till buddy's ill so she wasn't at the charity shop today.

Poor girl, hope she's alright

"I don't watch porn"
Well, I'm not watching it right now.

"I'd fuck her"
I find her sexually attractive and given the chance I would procreate with her. Optional: But in practise I'd be too shy.

"Hentai forever, 2D girls ftw!"
I am a shit person who can't get actual female attention. Stuck in a social rut, I have resorted to using anime and/or hentai as a form of escapism.

"I support feminism"
They genuinely believe in gender equality.
or
They're a betamale White Knight hoping to get some pussy by supporting a skewed idea of what feminism actually stands for.

"You should play [INSERT GAME HERE] with me"
I am fond of you but I am also fond of this game. It would kill two birds with one stone if you took an interest in the same game as me.

"Tits, arse, or both?"
Do you prefer a girl have a decent quality rack to nurture your potential offspring, to have a good set of birthing hips so they have a higher chance of a successful pregnancy, or both?

^

You're too late.

So turning off AdBlock achieves shit at this point.

Dang, I only ever got up to 10. I kinda miss my karate days.

It doesn't sound like he was interested in the first place. Just wanted dat booty.

You need to grow a thicker skin OP.

As stated a billion times already "U mad?" is Fakku's generic 404 image.

I call dibs on the appendix

Dat bacteria hmmmmm

Sappy smurfday Cruz

Finally got around to playing the 18+ version of Nekopara.



Also YouTubers attempting to justify themselves getting the 18+ version by claiming the sex scenes "aren't important to them" and/or "it expresses the story more".
Bitch the sole reason you'd go 18+ is for the uncensoring and the sex scenes. If you're gonna lie at least come up with a better excuse than that.