Gravity cat Posts

I disagree with your wrong opinion but will fight to the death your right to say it.

18th October
Bought 2 Dominos pizzas on Two for Tuesday, ate about half of one pizza. Parents came home, I said they could have some but to leave me some for later.

Go downstairs 3 hours later, it's all gone.

JSIEOFHEWJOIDGFLHJWESOIDLFHJDC FOR FUCK'S SAKE

19th October
Someone said that scene kids who say "RAWR IT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR XDXDXD" need to drink bleach.
I said "The correct term is to Amanda Todd"
They said it wasn't funny.
But scene kids drinking bleach is?

Tak gets all the pussy

• Need to go to my workplace today to buy shit I put aside for my mum. I couldn't buy it the last couple of days because it was too busy and everyone with full till privelages to put through a special one-time discount went home by the time it went quiet.

• There was 5 of us in today which is odd for Saturday, but the 2 managers spent most of their shifts sitting out the back watching YouTube videos which didn't go unnoticed by the remaining 3 of us, but we didn't say anything. There was no point in them being there. They've been doing a lot of identical shifts together recently, mostly opens (and you don't need 2 people to open) and having a day off on the same day. I'm just glad I get some respite from this bullshit for a week and a bit. Now that I'm off they're actually having to do closes between them rather than just making me do a majority of them.

Finally have a week off. I was beginning to get mentally exhausted and it was affecting my general mood.

It's sad when my plans for the week are to catch up on animu, binge on YouTube videos, catch up with the cartoon chinese pr0ns and gaming. Though I'm also going to the cinema tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks because my friends and I have all been busy.

21 and 4 kids. Yeah sounds like a lot of people on Plenty of Fish, people I know, and people where I live.

Had a fall out with someone because I'm not horny and haven't felt so for about a week now.
Seriously what the fuck.

I have a spot between my legs which got really angry yesterday to the point it was painful to walk. Today it got better but I didn't notice until just now when I took my boxers off to have a bath and find blood all over them. Looks like the spot burst at some point and I didn't notice. My first period huehuehuehue

And someone who told me she liked me a few months ago but then uploaded loads of pictures of herself with her ex is now engaged.
So it happens again.

Watched a stream of TeamFourStar playing the beta of DB Xenoverse 2. I really like some of the fanart that came out of their character, Puddin.

Second video claims the car's total damage came to 12,000 dollars for a few broken windows and dents.

wat

What did I do? :V

My mum only calls me Michael if I've done something wrong, or is an older woman who prefers it to "Mike".

9th October
>Be downstairs getting my pizza out the oven and putting it on a plate
>Take it, a mug and my bottle of booze upstairs.
>Put the pizza down on my bed.
>Look inside the mug, realise mug is dirty
>Put the booze down onto my bed so I can go downstairs to change my mug. But its cap isn't on properly for some reason, it falls over and spills out on my bed

Two things wrong happened at once. I has a minor sad.

11th October
Battery died on my GBA while I was playing Bomberman Tournament. Lost about 20 minute's worth of progress.

It's one of those games that you have to save manually and there's no checkpoints; when you die you start again from the last time you saved. So you have to try and remember to do it frequently or else potentially lose loads of progress. But it's annoying to do so because its default answer to when it asks "Quit the game?" immediately after saving is "Yes".

Went out for the day with my parents, who neglected to tell me they suddenly decided to go to Canterbury instead of Hythe so I made myself out to look a right cunt to the bus driver who had to gracefully tell me they're not going to Hythe.

I anticipated a long bus journey beforehand so I took my GameBoy Advance SP and Pokémon Yellow.
From a fresh save, I got to Cerulean City and started clearing Cerulean cape.



Also that Kim Khardashian woman got robbed after being an idiot and flaunting her jewellery. I've seen people speaking out against her being accused of victim blaming, which I find fucking hilarious because sometimes the victim is just an idiot.

8th October
Internet got upgraded to fiber yesterday. It's still slower than our last provider according to various internet speed tests but I don't notice much of a difference.

My mum was convinced we already were on fiber, but the internet speeds said otherwise. After rummaging through the paperwork we turned out to be on the cheapest package they had. She hadn't considered that providers have varying internet speeds in their packages and that cheapest = slowest. After a month of getting pissed and yelling "Fucking load", I finally convinced her to upgrade, provided I chip in for it.

Is it this?
Nope nvm he's the sleeping one.

3rd October
Got woken up this morning by a phonecall from work. Not to call me in thank fuck but to ask if we had a window change and again 2 hours later to ask about how to do a certain discount which I only got told about yesterday when someone showed me the voucher code.

I don't mind but because of it I didn't get much sleep last night since I went to sleep at 4am. Drifted off at 5pm and woke up at 9; means I missed the pub quiz.

5th October
>guy wants to buy Marmite Chocolate jug thing we sell for a fiver
>attempts to get outlet discount; bare in mind we don't do discounts on confectionary, which it's classed as
>have to explain that to him
>he gets shitty; tries to argue it's not confectionary
>I explain that it's classed as confectionary because it's chocolate and it's edible
>he gives up and doesn't buy it

6th October
>be at work
>customer asks if they can get a discount
>I ask "what for?"
>"Dunno, anything" they reply
>Now internally facepalming, I tell them we currently only accept Outlet staff discount cards.
>She got a bit huffy about it but dropped it.
>She then asks for a bag and asks if I'm going to charge her for it. No fucking shit.

What is it with people and discounts lately.

If true it's a tad concerning considering there are countries who don't give a flying fuck about net neutrality and control the content their citizens can access.

I hope it doesn't come to that.

Just binged on all 26 available chapters. I don't understand the moonspeak of 27 but I'm gonna guess it's hatefucking to make up and continuing their little arrangement. Fucked up to the max. I like it.

I guess this is how Cuckolds do.

Pizza, burger and chips, and a bowl of cheap noodles.

This makes my dick feel uncomfortable.

Everybody's going to Japan at the moment.

I say that yet only 3 people I know have gone/are going but still.

I'm British Southern which is often considered to be the posh end of England, and I use "y'all" from time to time. Sometimes it's easier than saying "you all".