leonard267 Posts
Just for future reference: I still haven't played the game because of the boycott, so I'm ignorant about the multiplayer (for the most part) and the body of the main game.
That said, my favorite class is easily the Human Engineer due to how adaptable they are in a given situation. Enemies have shields/barriers? Use overload to wipe them out and possibly stun them. Armor a problem? Light them on fire with incinerate. Got too much attention on you? Send out your combat drone to distract your enemies.
Wow, you actually make the engineer sound appealing. I play the Jedi Master class, so the only issue I can imagine is having to deal with shieldfags.
Warp.
Singularity the fucks for stagger.
Er, singularity the fucks for stagger and try to pick off their shield with an smg.
Awesome developments happening in Bioland; more on that later after I get myself up to speed.
psbox362 wrote...
Hell, in multiplayer, soldiers are rarely little more than glorified meat-shields. Inversely, the Infiltrator's tactical cloak makes them useful for the role of the team's "White Mage", to revive teammates without being lit up by the enemy. I also found the cloak to be valuable to capture terminals without having to worry too much about exposure.That said, my favorite class is easily the Human Engineer due to how adaptable they are in a given situation. Enemies have shields/barriers? Use overload to wipe them out and possibly stun them. Armor a problem? Light them on fire with incinerate. Got too much attention on you? Send out your combat drone to distract your enemies.
Wow, you actually make the engineer sound appealing. I play the Jedi Master class, so the only issue I can imagine is having to deal with shieldfags.
psbox362 wrote...
Armor a problem?Warp.
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Got too much attention on you?Singularity the fucks for stagger.
psbox362 wrote...
Enemies have shields?Er, singularity the fucks for stagger and try to pick off their shield with an smg.
Awesome developments happening in Bioland; more on that later after I get myself up to speed.
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Rbz wrote...
My fucking face when the majority of people play the shittiest class of them all:Spoiler:
It's probably because Human Soldier is recognized as the most "standard" class for beginners. Even I started with a Human Soldier, since in every ME I play as a Soldier.
It's also the default quickplay char in ME1. Ffs, it's a goddamn sci-fi game and people pick the most bland class ever. Once you realize the infiltrator also has time dilation, but with more "scoped and dropped," the soldier becomes effectively useless.
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When it comes to EDI, I will admit that she's one of the hottest females Bioware ever made. Never before have I wanted to bang a robot so bad; good thing she has that camel toe.
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Is the last pic legit?
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tl;dr: He sugarcoats the issue like a motherfuck, but at least there's some hope for a decent ending. The indoctrination ending seems to be the best way to go.
My fucking face when the majority of people play the shittiest class of them all:
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Casey, the indoctrination victim wrote...
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tl;dr: He sugarcoats the issue like a motherfuck, but at least there's some hope for a decent ending. The indoctrination ending seems to be the best way to go.
My fucking face when the majority of people play the shittiest class of them all:
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oneshott wrote...
Yes, the endings to ME and ME2 were great, and I liked 2001 as well. And that special ending did not do much to quell my rage. The ending is a spiked slap to your face and completely disregards all the choices you made in ME and ME2."Listening to this to remember what good endings are like." All. Fucking. Day.
He tried to warn us. He did his best to keep us from witnessing the horror. Never forget:
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Rule 34 wrote...
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Whole thing, uncensored, in PDF format: http://www.mediafire.com/?8ixkud6xcebekws
Images 9 and 10 are mixed up.
Don't like PDF?
1. Copy image
2. Ctrl+V into MSPaint. If you use a dildo (i.e., a Mac), use whatever fits.
3. Save as . . .
4. ???????
5. Profit.
Once more, I bring you the gift of knowledge:
New app released by Geoff Keighley.
People who believe in the indoctrination conspiracy theory that gives Bioware too much credit: joke's on you.
Implying that they didn't really plan any ending dlc.
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The day one dlc was supposed to be part of the original game.
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New app released by Geoff Keighley.
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People who believe in the indoctrination conspiracy theory that gives Bioware too much credit: joke's on you.
Casey on after Mass Effect 3 wrote...
Whatever we do would likely happen before or during the events of Mass Effect 3, not afterImplying that they didn't really plan any ending dlc.
[Casey] On Deciding the End of the Game wrote...
One night walters scribbled down some thought on various ways the game could end with the line "Lots of speculation for Everyone!" at the bottom of the page.trollface.jpg
[Casey] On delaying the game wrote...
In march 2011, he also faced a roomful of Mass Effect developers who expressed concern about hitting the promised holiday release date... New release date set for March 2012. After much deliberation, the CAT mission (or rather, the Prothean mission) had to be removed from the set of tasks. The missions would later be completed as post-release content"The day one dlc was supposed to be part of the original game.
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WELCOME TO: MEET THE FLEET
Hi, I'm Ribz'Clitmastah vas Qwib Qwib; my friends call me Ribz. You aliens seem to be rather taken aback by the visage of my people. Some would rather have us remain in our suits for all eternity, while others have suggested that our ancestors copulated with earth-like apes. Such statements are atrocious and make us reluctant to interact with the rest of the galactic community. I want to let others know about the real Quarians, so they would be more accepting and recognize us not just by the color of our suits, but by the content of our faces. Come on, let's have a look around:
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Looks like our time is up. I'm going to go show Lesley how to properly shoot a Geth's optical unit. Bye for now.
psbox362 wrote...
Quite possibly the best explanation as to why the ending of ME3 is bad.Meh. It's unsatisfying after having just read a more thorough analysis.
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Whenever Miranda's around, her fat ass always seems to block my view.
Edit: Someone did a side by side comparison of the endings. It just emphasizes how lazy the endings are.
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That's already been proven. What you mentioned would just be the icing on the BIF (Bioware Is Fucked) cake. Personally, I hope to see more toppings.
Requiem for EA/BioWare vid: 300k+ views in 2 days and 99% likes out of 11k.
Are EA and Bioware mad? Yea, they mad.
/v/ is a good source of these pics. Here are some more:
psbox362 wrote...
If that's the case, then that means . . . that BioWare knowingly released an incomplete game.That's already been proven. What you mentioned would just be the icing on the BIF (Bioware Is Fucked) cake. Personally, I hope to see more toppings.
Requiem for EA/BioWare vid: 300k+ views in 2 days and 99% likes out of 11k.
Are EA and Bioware mad? Yea, they mad.
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/v/ is a good source of these pics. Here are some more:
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Fear not, fans, for here is the real real ending:
I smell a self-fulfilling prophecy here.
If enough people bitch, Bioware will (probly) release a DLC ending.
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I smell a self-fulfilling prophecy here.
If enough people bitch, Bioware will (probly) release a DLC ending.
HokutoCorpse wrote...
Explains the ending very well. http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/9720265/1Definitely agree with that post. The poster uses an analogy involving Star Wars and I'd like to submit my own: it's like when George Lucas fucked up Star Wars with the prequel trilogy. The story of the prequel tainted the story of the sequel. In the case of Mass Effect, the sequel taints the prequel:
In Mass Effect 1, there comes a point in the story where the true enemy is revealed and you figure out that Sovereign is not just a pimped out ship, but a sentient machine. I've been playing ME1 recently and that conversation with Sovereign is still creepy as fuck. The best part is that Sovereign was an enigma. All we knew was that it had mindfuck powers and presented itself as a malicious entity determined to gangrape all life to death.
The Sovereign convo:
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If you know ME3's ending, apply it to that. More specifically, apply it to these quotes:
Sovereign orally wrote...
Rudimentary creatures. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. My kind transcends your very understanding.
You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence.
This dialogue makes Reapers seem like Lovecraftian beings; an unfathomable evil. They would be the ultimate evil whose threat compelled Commander Shepard to unite the entire galaxy against them. It's like Dragon Age: Origins, but way more epic. The revelations in ME3 fuck all of this up the ass, stubbornly refusing to apply lube. It's like Sovereign was telling us all along that Reapers made no fucking sense and that bothering to elaborate would put a hurr in your durr.
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We are . . . Independent.ME3 wrote...
Cool story, bro.Drag0nf0rce wrote...
is there anyone thats actually enjoyed it?Oh sure, plenty of people loved Gears of Effect 3. Too bad none of them are people who actually give a fuck about the quality of the ME series.
Hildedge wrote...
I like it but since I spoiled it for myself and found out shepard does not, in fact, have a favorite store on the citadel.Smooth operator.
Bartre wrote...
shipmates will communicate with each other, something that was missing in earlier games.Unless you mean while on the ship, then this was already in ME1: elevator rides and chats in certain locations initiated by Shepard.
Watched friend play it. It's just like the demo: awkward animations, underwhelming voice acting, bad lip sync, stoic facial expressions most of the time, and the paragon and renegade dichotomy.
I watched the mars level. Bioware dumbed down the speech system so much that there's no middle option; you're either a paragon or a renegade. Worst of all, you can't investigate shit. You'll be able to pick one sentence on the left if Bioware's feeling generous. Fuck, even in ME2, while meeting Jacob for the first time, you can investigate the shit out of what's going on.
After the mission, on the citadel, my nigga checked out Avina. I expected her options to be: o-goodbye
Unfortunately, Bioware decided to be inconsistent. So far, this game is totally worth the $0 he paid for it.
Edit: Also, the tali face:
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If that's what we get after all this time then it would've been better to never see her face. Did the art team get distracted by an orgy before finishing their jobs?
I've seen this game's metacritic ratings. EA has a lot of money to spare.
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Meanwhile, in ME3 news: the ending was leaked and the fanboy rage was heard across the internet. The purpose of the reapers makes no fucking sense and Bioware lied about having many endings; "How could you go through all three campaigns playing as your Shepard and then be forced into a bespoke ending that everyone gets?" If you've beaten Human Revolution, then you have an idea about how ME3's ending works.
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Finally, you just realized that bioware made EDI "sexy":
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On the plus side, at least Joker will have something to break his boner at.




































