leonard267 Posts

How do see the story continuing? If you ask me to continue the story, I will do what I did before. Woman describes the problem, Smith chickens out by exclaiming that the problem is better solved by calling in the military.

I am sure that you don't want that to serve as the continuation to your story.

For me, I see Smith suffering from some sort of personality disorder and megalomania. Explains the need for anti-depressants. Explains why he hasn't moved out from that part of the city. Explains why he thinks being a PI is the same as being an action hero.

ED: I am under the impression that we approach PIs to find out whether our spouses are cheating on us and the like.

I am never going through this 'high time' again! is not really subtle is it?

I hoped you enjoyed the reference to you and to me. Fancy a L-267 antidepressant?

I was referring to the video in the spoiler. That said I promised I won't do an Inception but I did not say that I won't reach for the kill switch.

I have added an entry to Xenon's thread.

((So many people got here before me! It seems as if I have to write something else instead. Don't worry however, it will still be as nonsensical as the Boring Boy.))

With the sight of a motionless man sprawled on the floor with what remained of his testicles detached and splattered over what is now a mess of an office, I collected myself and ran through my thoughts. "What an evening!", I thought to myself!

A dark hair young bloke who turned out to be a supernatural creature with affiliations to the German National Socialists of the '40s with regenerative and sea cucumber-like sex changing abilities made an attempt on my life with a projectile weapon then turned into one of my alleged friends before I shot him in the crotch. This was just another day in this urban hellhole where dark hair, young vampiric, gender-bending Nazis with regenerative abilities attacking you were commonplace.

With a job like this in a place like that, who needs drugs? Drugs? Drugs?!



I am on drugs aren't I? It seemed to be the case. Now that I mentioned it, the mess is clearing itself up. The dark hair, young vampiric, gender-bending Nazi with regenerative abilities is disappearing. Grounded white powder begun to form on my nostrils and mouth.

That was the worst (and first) high I have ever experienced. I am never going through this 'high time' again! [size=6](Pun very much intended)[/h] I am going to hunt down that person that sold me that L-267 drug. That stupid antidepressant of a drug caused me to have stupid monologues like this, hallucinate s*** and self-censor expletives. That is really going to be an impediment to my work.

Speaking of work, I want to tell you again that my name is Jack Smith and I am working as a private investigator in a very wrenched corner of a crime infested city where murder, kidnappings and graffiti vandalism are headline news! Why don't they mention the prostitution trade though? The prostitutes here force themselves on you and then forcibly take away the contents of your wallet and give you sexually transmitted diseases. More alarming than murders, kidnappings and graffiti if you ask me!

By the way, if you are looking for Private Investigators to do your private investigating, please contact me at 1800-PI-ON-DRUGS. Now, I have to attend to business by sitting on my chair and doing nothing. Is that a knock I hear on the door though?

Singapore was part of the Johor Sultanate before it was handled over to the British Empire. It was part of many empires but not Siam nor China. Malay kingdoms and sultanates in present day Malaysia and Indonesia are much closer to the truth.



It was once part of Malaysia and geographically it is still (unless someone can find a way to tow the island) part of Malaya.

Bring back the Soviets! Even communists have better tastes in music than the artists you made me suffer through!

I will do what I did for the Boring Boy sans the Inception nonsense. If you mind my entry, feel free to ignore it.

I already have an idea on how to ruin it. Also involves female clients.

I am trying to come up with a response to the "Give Me a Prompt" thread. Shikinokami somehow came upon the Boring Boy thread and is keen to participate in it. I am willing to do so as well. I think I would have something to do in the forums come this weekend.

I am sure you are referring to Shikinokami and my entries on this page pertaining to captions? Please don't point them out.

Jokes aside, how are you doing?

I am still having my internship. It is probably the most important part of my time in school before I graduate next year. I have come across a thread that you may have noticed. I really recommend it and hope that you can come up with a response or another 'prompt' for us to respond to.

https://www.fakku.net/forums/writing-and-fanfiction/give-me-a-prompt

In other news, I am considering bringing the Boring Boy back to life. And I wonder if you find what I have written below amusing.





If you think your country has gone to the dogs, think again. The cats are now in charge of the postal services. Now we are quite familiar with how auspicious cats are with their black coats and their association with witchcraft. So you can expect to be completely buggered when seven flea-carrying cats come to your door to do their business.

I know, it stinks doesn't it?

Here a few more annoying puns!

Apart from harassing you about posts made months ago, I haven't been hearing from you, Xenon. How are you doing?

Only if the need arises.

I see the problem with chats. You have to respond in real time. Much better to think out your response.

Looking forward to it. I wonder what you meant by geographical knowledge. Is it going to figure in your story?

I think high's prompt suits you: "How would you word a marriage proposal?"

For me, I think I would ignore high's requirements and complain about marriage as I did on many an occasion.

I am sure you have read the thread Aisuru created about the prompts?

^ What tome?

Hello CO2, Shikinokami told me all about you! I am guessing that he told you about me as well!

I am pleased to announce that I have spent today doing absolutely nothing! I am sorry High, your prompt would have to wait!