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I suppose there ought to be a thread somewhere in this Writing Section for recommendations. I can only think of high_time's thread.

There is no need for one. First rule of being in a pauper gang, anything you can lay your hands on is okay.

Welcome to the dark side. Now I am writing boring stories in my Cesspit. If I weren't doing that, I'd be playing that too! Each game lasts for several hours.

330 turns was fast though. I had a Technological Victory at 370+ turns out of 500. Warlord difficulty. Wu Zetian.



What was the gender of the person Solid Snake killed?


One or two Japanese visual novels had a storyline that caught my eye. I don't really play RPGs but Mass Effect was rather entertaining story wise.



Last Tuesday night, long after I had gone to bed, total strangers burst into my house yelling †˜Happy New Year!’, and shook me from a deep sleep.

Actually, they didn’t. But they might as well have done. Instead, total strangers near where I live thought it fun to let off fireworks which sounded, in turn, like landmines and an anti-aircraft barrage.

Sleep was impossible from 11.30 till 12.30.

I think I am falling in love with whoever wrote this.

I will arrange for more cardboard to make space. Given the weather here, I think I will need to source for more insulating and waterproof materials. I am considering going to the red light district to source for French letters...

Don't say that Livided. One must be confident about one's work, surely?

I see. Frustration. Thank you so much.

I suppose that emotion is the lack of honesty or the inability to express one's feelings properly?

Thank you. That was excellent. I meant it.

Agreed. I think it is love.

You inspired me to come up with these lines. I wonder if it is okay. You may be familiar with my style of writing. It is dry, grumpy and unpleasant:

She had an interesting fashion of speaking, a fashion that Yara grew to hate:

“Why are you reading like that? It is not as if I want you to read like that!”
“Why are you sleeping like that? It is not as if I want you to sleep like that!”
“Why are you s****ing like that? It is not as if I want you to s*** like that!”
“Why are you breathing like that? It is not as if I want you to breathe like that!”

Then, around a week after they first met, Yara finally got to know her name. The following was the conversation that led to Yara knowing her name. It begun with that woman shrieking,

“Why don’t you want to know my name? It is not as if I want you to know my name!”

Yara apologised profusely even though he did no wrong. After a few more moments of that woman’s shrieking, it was then followed by what Yara found a sickly sweet and soft voice,

“If you really want to know, my name is Sanae.”

It was then followed by a very abrupt and rude ear-shattering yell,
“IT IS NOT AS IF I WANT YOU TO KNOW MY NAME IS SANAE!”

Sorry for barging in. I am writing a short story on tsunderes. Since this is a tsundere thread, can anyone tell me how do they behave and what lines would they use?

The story is about a tsundere ghost harassing our dear main character.

You can get me to bump it. I have writing quite a lot the past few days and it needs to go somewhere. I will try to keep it poll related or writing contest entry related though.

Can someone tell me how does a 'tsundere' behave and what lines would he or she use?

I think I am affiliated to both sides. That is all right though. I will provide for the cardboard needs for both sides.

I have made two parodies of the entries. It is posted on the Campaigning and Mudslinging thread. If you want to parody my entry, I'd welcome you to do so. If you want me to parody your entry, feel free to do so as well though I fear that you have to wait for one or two weeks.

Don't look at me like that Zamor. Bagman tasked me to care about boxes and I am a very responsible person.

Aww... That's a shame.



The answers to those questions can be found in the excellent parody of Livided's entry.

Excellent! This is much shorter and sweeter than mine! Will you be forwarding this Assassin?

Indeed, I am guilty of using foreign languages in that piece of work as well. Luckily, the moderators rarely intervene in the Writing Section. Even if they read your entry and my parody of it, I don't think they will accuse us of communicating with each other with Latin or Mandarin.

I spotted plenty of grammatical errors though in my work. May polish it sometime in the future.

But I really hoped you enjoyed that video.

Plenty of time to write parodies I guess. I intend to do parodies or articles for 8 of the contest entries. Seeing that I write around one parody a day, I should be able to hit the deadline.